Saturday, October 12, 2024

train it or fix it

I'm a big fan of decision trees applied to training. As with most blog posts, this is a lesson I have to learn over and over and over. But the premise is simple: train it or fix it.

Train it
Can you push sets hard without aggravating an existing injury? Do it.

Fix it
Does training a movement make all metrics worse? I.e. sciatica flares up, your knees feel like someone hit them with a bat? Are you not able to train with any intensity other than baby light? Fix it.

It's not worth trying to make progress with a movement or body part that you cant push close to failure without serious ramifications. This doesn't mean you leave this movement or limb to rot. It means you are LUCKY. You get to put all your training capital into things that are working NOW. Fixing things can be done every day, but the goal isn't the same as actual training. The goal is to restore and not physical transformation.

Food for thought.

Sunday, October 6, 2024

daily conditioning + dessert only

Let's. Fucking. Go.

Let's assume you read the last post and said nah chat. I don't give a shit about bus bench workouts. I just want to build work capacity, feel great, and look good doing it. Bro I've got you. 

Remove the actual 'training' blocked workouts and replace with conditioning + dessert only. Increase weight or reps when it's disgustingly easy, or mid workout. Whatever. Have fun. Membuh fun? I membuh.

Conditioning - 30min circuits
Press + mace/club + quads
Pull + ab wheel + hams

Fill in whatever exercises you want. Don't repeat workouts often. Regress movements as needed. Strength isn't the goal but you will build strength. Size isn't the goal hit you will get bigger. No sets are taken to failure.

Dessert - 1 move/day to failure
Same deal as before. You can do this sick dying or dead. Don't repeat movements often, and work whatever has the most horsepower at the moment.

Examples
Tri pushdowns, tri extensions
Pelican curl, ring curl, hammer curl 
Leg curl, hip flexors, calves
Rear delt raise, front plate raise 

Saturday, October 5, 2024

more on daily conditioning + actual training

To be clear I'm gonna use Dan John terms.
Park bench: no expectation on going anywhere.
Bus bench: I'm expecting to go somewhere.

Programming usually falls in one bucket or the other. If you're a generalist like me, why not zoidberg (see: both)? Personally I'm more in the park bench court nowadays. I have seen amazing dividends from daily conditioning, and I'm gifted small amounts of size and strength as a bonus. Actual bus bench training doesn't have to be anything more than increased effort over time. If you're spending your entire week building work capacity, really how hard are 4 difficult sets to failure a week? 

The setup - morning 
Mon-fri: alternate
- push + mace/club circuits. 1 set of dessert. 
- pull + mace/club circuits. 1 set of dessert.

Sat
Deadlift variation - top set and back off set.
1 set of pulldown dessert.
Increase weight every week. Drop weight after 4-6 weeks or rotate movement pattern.

Sun
Bench variation - top set and back off set.
1 set of tricep dessert.
Increase weight every week. Drop weight after 4-6 weeks or rotate movement pattern.

The setup - afternoon
Mobility and yoga.
I'm surprised too. But I suck at it and I'd like not to.

Conditioning 
Press: pushups, explosive pushups, dips, ring dips.
Pull: swing, sand row, gorilla row, snatch.

Dessert 
One all out dropset of a movement you can do sick dying or dead. The goal is not to count reps, just do work and get a sick pump. Add regressions where possible (ex: add bands to pullups).

Good dessert options
Pullups, chinups, pulldowns, pelican curl, ring curl, hammer curl, band curls, band rows.
Seated calf raises.
Tricep extensions, tricep pushdown, tricep overhead.
Rear delt raise, plate.raise.