Planet Fitness: Keeping You Fat Since 1992

I can't say anything to hurt Planet Fitness that Planet Fitness hasn't already done to itself. They have free pizza and Hershey kiss days, and cultivate soft and self conscious sheep. They have a contradictory policy that all people who makes noises have to leave immediately (they have a lunk alarm that screams whenever someone grunts) while they spout non-discrimination rules.

They do, however, make fun commercials.



I've started doing this in the mirror all the God damn time now. Stay out of Planet Fitness.

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