Sunday, December 27, 2020

power x calisthenics

Thought process was driven in part by what i wanted to buy next in the gym - a kensui weight vest or farmers handles. Ive been feeling lost with weighted calisthenics and found with weighted carries, so handles it is.

The idea is this:
- carry heavy stuff
- calisthenics workouts are bw only

No set and rep schemes on the calisthenics work. Start with a hard version of a kinetic chain, and move to easier exercises as the workout progresses.

Split is still
1. Push/squat
2. Pull/hinge
3. Carry
4. Rest or repeat

Workout push example: 35min
Note: all push and legs sets are super setted with 1min rest 
Ring archer pushups: 3,3,2,2,1
Ring dips: 9,8,7,7,3
Pseudo planche pushup: 1
Ring pushups: 10,6,4
Dips: 10,7,5
Close tri ext: 12,8
Rrg grip tri ext: 10,8
Knee squinx pu: 10,8
Bss jump; 12,8,8,8,7,5
Bss: 21,15,13,12,10,8
Reverse nordic curl: 10,10,8,3

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Garage Gym Update x Next Equipment

 Picked up a barbell, 195lbs of weights, and swing straps. Noticed a couple of things right away.

  • I still should NOT do cleans/snatches. This is annoying. My lower back is SORE after 5 easy sets of RDL's alone.
  • Weighted carries with the swing straps kicks copious amounts of ass. I likely.
  • Farmers walks with bands are surprisingly hard due to the bounce factor. The only thing i don't like it they are difficult to load and to grip. 70lbs per hand is about as much as I can do right now.
I did want to get a kensui vest queued up next, but I'm not so sure it's next in the lineup. Possible:
  • More weights.
  • Mini farmers handles.

timed x rest pause

 Really enjoying this variation of rest pause. Instead of taking a clean number of sets, reps, rest periods, or rest pause periods, just set a timer and get to work.

All sets can approach failure without going to failure. Set a rep goal for the time period you use and increase the weight if you hit your goal. I also found a conjugate/concurrent method of lifting (see: heavy day | lighter/volume day) works really well with this type of rest pause. Going heavy all the time is great, but I need to back off way sooner than if I relegate 1 heavy day a week.


Example:

Ring dips | Heavy | 5min | Rep goal 20

9 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 2 , 1  = 26 reps, increase weight next time 

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

dont miss days

Ive got that voice in the back of my head that wants me to not do anything. We all do. This voice has speech level 70. It threatens, it bargains, and it complains. I hear it the loudest on my off days.

"
Hey man, youre fasting today. Dont do anything. 
Arent you afraid of impacting your lifting tomorrow?
"

Cool story bro.

Something is always better than nothing. And that something is activity, not necessarily lifting. I get wrapped up in 'everything is training' when its more accurate to say training is training. Everything else is staying healthy and mobile. 

Off day activity can be easy and it can be short. Personally it hypes me up for the day. And i really. Really. Really dont think 10 to 15min of conditioning is bad for anyone regardless of fasted status.

Examples
60min brisk walk
10min light farmers walk
15min heavy farmers walk
15min medley of 3 bodyweight exersies (3,6,9 rep cadence)
Strongman medley: keg carry, farmers carry, sandbag carry

Saturday, December 12, 2020

push pull splits : the best

Ive been on and off push pull splits for near a decade. I consistently make my best gains with them until i decide to sabotage and derail a good thing. It's real simple.

Day1: presses, squats
Day2: pulls, hamstrings or deadlifts
Day3: off
Day4: off or repeat

Add a brief conditioning session after each workout. Baby, youve got a stew. Conditioning as a separate day feels kind of wasted. Not because theyre not useful, but because im warmed and ready to go by the time theyre over. Id rather start in a hole and go from there.

Post workout, accessories can be linked in during the day. For press this is triceps, shoulders, and quads. For pull, this is biceps, shoulders, lats, and hams. Isometrics and abs can be any day. Ez.

Example
Push1
Ring dips rest pause x 3
Step ups x 9 (one set per rest pause)
Condition
...After, sets of
Bw tri extensions, different grips
Ring extensions
Band shoulders
Abs
Reverse lunge
Iso

Pull1
Ring rows rest pause x3
Hamstrings x 9 (one set per rest pause)
Condition 
...after, sets of
One leg rdl
Bw pullups, different grips
Ring curls
Abs
Iso

Push2
Ring pushups rest pause x3
(Same as push1)

Pull2
Ring pullups rest pause x3
(Same as pull1)

Other variables:
Switch push or pull movements if bored
Switch progression schemes periodically (ex: clusters, top sets and backoff)
Conditioning changes every session


Off means off
Recovery, fasting, walks, and god damn suction cups.


Friday, December 11, 2020

single max(ish) | single clusters | volume | accessory

 Dips. 

A metric fuckton of dips is what I did. Using cluster training as a base with some volume to back it up.


Dips yo

Max(ish) BW+105x1, 10-20lbs left in the tank. Slow but not a ginder.

Singles BW+75x1x15. Controlled negative. Explosive concentric. Done in about 12min rest as needed.

BW+30 x4x8. This is how many sets it took before I couldn't get 8 reps. ~20-30s rest.

BWx12,11,10,9,8,7. ~20s rest.

Total volume: 105 reps. Couple more counting warmups.


Accessory:

Lateral band raise 1xamap multiple lengths

BW tricep extensions x20,10, had to stop right tri is not ok with this.

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

poliquin clusters

It's been a long fucking time since i just used singles. Boy oh boy did i miss them. I dont know if it's just working with a heavier weight or feeling shaky while still energized post workout, but singles rock.

I used poliquin singles, a type of rest pause, so i could still get in some inverted rowing volume. Accessory post main lift was normal.

Workout
Fat grip Dips 65lbs
4 clusters of 5 singles
20s rest between singles
3min rest between clusters 

Every cluster ends with a single set of inverted rows 1xamap 50lbs

Accessory
Rear delt, bands 
Close tri bw extension
Front delt, bands
Tri bw extension

Friday, December 4, 2020

isometrics only workout

Ive never done this period. 

Isometrics are a little bit of a leap of faith due to the information on them. They work. They dont. Use short holds. Use holds of 30 to 60 seconds. Yielding isometrics! No....overcoming isometrics....

Cool guys. Cool.

Why am i even entertaining this as an idea? Couple reasons:
- i love when my goals line up with someone else's philosophy and results. Said person has a single $1 pdf he released with a 50 day program (he doesnt make his living off youtube or writing)
- i want to work out more often. This isnt possible with classic weighted calisthenics without comprimising strength and my sanity. I tend to get depressed when i train too much. Isometrics are short training sessions needing little recovery.
- this doesnt change my current 2 hard workouts per week.
- ive got little to lose. If this works for strength and size, i get a low cost accessory to training. If it doesnt, i lose 30min a week on something that is still great for prehab.

The schedule is said pdf is
Day1: isometrics, condition
Day2: strength (heavy), core
Day3: isometrics, condition
Day4: strength (explosive or volume), core
Day5: off

This plays rather well into my long term goals.
- strong goal: hit sub 12% bodyfat
- strong goal: 1 standing ab wheel rollout
- weak goal: forget what being tired is like
 

Thursday, December 3, 2020

calisthenics only workout

My usual insomnia hit at 330a and it had only been 1 rest day since my last weighted dip session. How tired could i be?

Turns out pretty fucking wrecked. I worked up to a single shaky rep with 75lbs before calling it quits. What resulted after was a breath of fresh air and may become my new rotation if i can use it to lift more frequently.

Enter calisthenics only. Mentally way easier than adding weight. The goal was to find ways to still make this tough.

Ring dips 16,12,9,10
Ring Archer pushups 3,2,1
Ring pushups 18,12,6
Accessory with shoulders and triceps
1min rest between all sets

Notes
Archer pushups are way harder than ring dips. They go first next time.
Rest longer (2 to 3min) between exercises. The goal on this day should be massive volume.
Add more exercises: incline ring pu, bar dips, pushups, pseudo planche pushups.