Saturday, October 12, 2024

train it or fix it

I'm a big fan of decision trees applied to training. As with most blog posts, this is a lesson I have to learn over and over and over. But the premise is simple: train it or fix it.

Train it
Can you push sets hard without aggravating an existing injury? Do it.

Fix it
Does training a movement make all metrics worse? I.e. sciatica flares up, your knees feel like someone hit them with a bat? Are you not able to train with any intensity other than baby light? Fix it.

It's not worth trying to make progress with a movement or body part that you cant push close to failure without serious ramifications. This doesn't mean you leave this movement or limb to rot. It means you are LUCKY. You get to put all your training capital into things that are working NOW. Fixing things can be done every day, but the goal isn't the same as actual training. The goal is to restore and not physical transformation.

Food for thought.

Sunday, October 6, 2024

daily conditioning + dessert only

Let's. Fucking. Go.

Let's assume you read the last post and said nah chat. I don't give a shit about bus bench workouts. I just want to build work capacity, feel great, and look good doing it. Bro I've got you. 

Remove the actual 'training' blocked workouts and replace with conditioning + dessert only. Increase weight or reps when it's disgustingly easy, or mid workout. Whatever. Have fun. Membuh fun? I membuh.

Conditioning - 30min circuits
Press + mace/club + quads
Pull + ab wheel + hams

Fill in whatever exercises you want. Don't repeat workouts often. Regress movements as needed. Strength isn't the goal but you will build strength. Size isn't the goal hit you will get bigger. No sets are taken to failure.

Dessert - 1 move/day to failure
Same deal as before. You can do this sick dying or dead. Don't repeat movements often, and work whatever has the most horsepower at the moment.

Examples
Tri pushdowns, tri extensions
Pelican curl, ring curl, hammer curl 
Leg curl, hip flexors, calves
Rear delt raise, front plate raise 

Saturday, October 5, 2024

more on daily conditioning + actual training

To be clear I'm gonna use Dan John terms.
Park bench: no expectation on going anywhere.
Bus bench: I'm expecting to go somewhere.

Programming usually falls in one bucket or the other. If you're a generalist like me, why not zoidberg (see: both)? Personally I'm more in the park bench court nowadays. I have seen amazing dividends from daily conditioning, and I'm gifted small amounts of size and strength as a bonus. Actual bus bench training doesn't have to be anything more than increased effort over time. If you're spending your entire week building work capacity, really how hard are 4 difficult sets to failure a week? 

The setup - morning 
Mon-fri: alternate
- push + mace/club circuits. 1 set of dessert. 
- pull + mace/club circuits. 1 set of dessert.

Sat
Deadlift variation - top set and back off set.
1 set of pulldown dessert.
Increase weight every week. Drop weight after 4-6 weeks or rotate movement pattern.

Sun
Bench variation - top set and back off set.
1 set of tricep dessert.
Increase weight every week. Drop weight after 4-6 weeks or rotate movement pattern.

The setup - afternoon
Mobility and yoga.
I'm surprised too. But I suck at it and I'd like not to.

Conditioning 
Press: pushups, explosive pushups, dips, ring dips.
Pull: swing, sand row, gorilla row, snatch.

Dessert 
One all out dropset of a movement you can do sick dying or dead. The goal is not to count reps, just do work and get a sick pump. Add regressions where possible (ex: add bands to pullups).

Good dessert options
Pullups, chinups, pulldowns, pelican curl, ring curl, hammer curl, band curls, band rows.
Seated calf raises.
Tricep extensions, tricep pushdown, tricep overhead.
Rear delt raise, plate.raise.

Saturday, September 21, 2024

daily lifting - balancing conditioning with linear periodization

I said recently that I was goaded for years into thinking lifting more often was better. I proceeded to lift 4-7x a week for damn near a decade before overuse injuries overcame me. During that decade, I also regularly felt sad, tired, and stressed. As I healed, I found I was getting bigger and stronger while lifting heavy 2x a week. As of late, I've said that daily conditioning has made me better than I have in a long time. Both of these things are still true and can coexist.

Lifting heavy 2x a week doesn't have to mean a drawn out session. It can mean two balls out sets (1 heavy, 1 light + rest pause) to failure. All in all this takes maybe 15-30min a week to do, and can still drive linear progress week to week. Surely, you have 4 hard sets a week in you, right?

Every other day? Conditioning. Possibly multiple times a day if energy and time allows. The body has enough parts to where you shouldn't ever have to reuse the same worked section 2 days in a row. 

Example
1)Heavy press: floor press
2)conditioning: pull, swing, calves, tibs, lunges, squats, single leg rdl
3)conditioning: press, (ditto)
4)Heavy pull: power clean
5)conditioning: press, (ditto)
6)conditioning: pull, (ditto)
Rest or repeat

Press = calisthenics presses. Use down, Juarez, straight sets, emoms
Pull = sandbag row. Normally this is a good place for calisthenics pulls as well, but that shit aint serving me at the moment.same type of rep models.

I list a ton of movement patterns after press/pull as a potential grab bag. Use whatever isn't tired. If you are going back and forth with dip Juarez valley and seated calf raises, guess what. The calf raises are your rest periods. They're filler episodes.

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

are you actually hungry?

I found a really easy method for discerning between actual hunger and the general desire to consume/craving.

If your body screams FOOD NOW, ask back - can you eat 6 eggs? If the feeling or response back is fuck no. It's a craving. Ignore. If the answer is yes, eat the eggs.

I'll take my money now.

Sunday, September 15, 2024

conditioning is the assistance

Main work is easy to program. Work up to a top set. Do some backoff sets or a backoff set.

Assistance is a minefield of endless decisions with regards to movement choice, volume, and intensity. 

Conditioning saves a fuckton of time and energy. Assistance is dead. Conditioning is now also your assistance. Long live the new hotness.

Saturday, September 7, 2024

look good versus feel good

I have to remind myself  of this fact daily: I feel amazing right now, but I also look objectively worse than 12 weeks ago. 

What changed?
12 weeks ago
- tired as fuck without copious caffeine.
- I trained full body 2 days a week. Everything to failure and beyond.
- goal was strength and size.
- off days were mace and stretch days. 
- Get some sun daily 
- I was damn near useless the day after lifting but soreness otherwise wasn't a thing.
- sex drive = not great

Today
- energy levels are amazing. Drinking less caffeine then I have in years.
- I train daily. With few exceptions (see: the occasional set of arms) nothing is to failure 
- goal is endurance.
- there are no off days.
- get some sun daily.
- low grade soreness every day, but it doesn't actually do anything.
- sex drive = constant. Not 20s levels but it exists

I gotta tell ya, my brain keeps trying to edge me back into looks good territory but in fighting it hard. I love the way I feel right now, and I'm just a few weeks in to this style of training. More to come in the future, but I need a reminder in print for the next 30min when I wonder if a 5/3/1 bench has a place in my life (narrator: it doesn't).

Monday, September 2, 2024

the things you do yourself

One of my favorite Dan John tidbits is 'the things you do to yourself are more effective than the things done to you for recovery.' For the life of me, I can't find where he made thos quote, so im going to accept the possibility of being dead wring and give him credit for the impotis for this post.

The tldr is massages are great. Acupuncture is great. Cupping is great. These are great for symptom relief but they are not going to be q long term preventive strategy. Addressing mobility takes care of a lot of the symptoms things like massage address. What you do yourself out weights what is done to you.

Saturday, August 31, 2024

more musings on calisthenics circuits

30min daily calisthenics circuits are the tits.

Benefits:
- build basic calisthenics strength.
- build endurance.
- wakes you the fuck up in the morning.
- EASY to recover from.

That last one really surprised me as I've done daily calisthenics before. The big difference is 40min of only chinups versus 30min of chinups, dips, etc etc. Even if the volume is comparable, fatigue is managed in a way that doesn't bury you in a hole (I.e. you ain't hitting failure every set). Further, varying movements daily doesn't activate achy joints.


Friday, August 30, 2024

when it's cardio

As a newbie to calisthenics circuits, I find myself trying to figure out when to increase reps, change leverages, or otherwise introduce progressive overload.

The answer came this morning: when it's cardio.

It should have been obvious, but looking at the goal (endurance, hypertrophy) compared to my PM sandbag/mace lifting (strength) it makes sense. If you are taking rest periods because of a need for muscular recovery then your cardio is no longer the limiting factor. Conversely if I can burn through a 10down 5 movement circuit where my cardio is the only limiting factor, then it makes sense to do one of two things:
- increase reps. Even a new top set on downs rachets up volume (10 to 11 down represents a 20% increase in reps).
- change movement pattern/s. Calisthenics is uniquely suited for this via manipulating leverages. 

Leverage examples
A dip can become an l sit sit, a lean forward dip, an offset dip.
A Pullup can become a commando Pullup, a sternum Pullup, an l sit Pullup, an offset Pullup, an archer Pullup ect.

Which variation used doesn't really matter in the context of calisthenics circuits. We aren't trying to build specific strength or skills even if we get some as a side hustle. 

Sunday, August 25, 2024

endurance: how I learned to toss the barbell

Starting out strong, there is nothing wrong with barbells. I've gotten a metric fuckton out of them for years and this is not goodbye.

Barbells, however, are not the ideal tool for the goal I set at the beginning of this year then proceeded to totally ignore. My goal were to get lean and build stupid endurance in the process. This is also related to the thought experiment I go through one a day - if I had to rebuild myself from the ground up how would I do it - if I had to be quiet while working out how would I do it - etc etc. also relevant is my nerves have been FRIED lifting to failure a few times a week. I am absolutely making steady progress week over week and physically I'm up for it, but I'd rather just feel good than look good. Weird that.

This has bubbled up into an approach to pilot. 

Tldr

AM - calisthenics circuits
Skill press, skill pull, spine/abs, press, pull, legs
Juarez valley, straight sets, downs, clusters 
Put 30min on the clock and get as many clean circuits as possible
Start with 5s, add a rep a week. Decrease regressions after 5 weeks and rebuild.

PM - sandbags, maces, clubs, and kettlebells 
Light day: maces/clubs/stretching
Heavy day:
- explosive 
- lower 
- upper
- mace/club
Put 30min on the clock and GO.

Deload happen when they happen.
Fasting used as a tool.
You should not reach failure during any set! That's not the point.

AM work is for building an engine.
PM work is to build brute strength.

'skill' versions of calisthenics work means unstable variations (rings) or power variations (plyo, muscle up). 

Regular calisthenics work means stable. Stable can use more complex variations (ex: pseudo planche pushup, l sit dip) as well.

Friday, August 16, 2024

calisthenics for loop

For loop used to progress calisthenics variations.

Increase range of motion until not possible
Decrease regression
(Repeat)
Increase skill

5/3/1 sandbags: another stab

Taking another crack at sandbag 5/3/1. I'm all IN baby. 

Schedule 
6 week cycles 
2 week mini cycles 
2-3/day a week lift 

2 week mini cycle
Floor press 5/3/1 ss Cali pull x 2
Sand high pull + squat ss Cali press x 2
Kb press ss kb chest support row x 2
Bi/tri/legs x 1
Bi/tri/legs x 1

Reverse oh press 5/3/1 ss Cali pull x 2
Sand shoulders + squat ss Cali press x 2
Kb z press ss kb pullover x 2
Bi/tri/legs x 1
Bi/tri/legs x 1

Reverse grip floor press 5/3/1 ss Cali pull x 2
Sand high pull + squat ss Cali press x 2
Kb press ss kb chest support row x 2
Bi/tri/legs x 1
Bi/tri/legs x 1

Reverse wide oh press 5/3/1 ss Cali pull x 2
Sand shoulders + squat ss Cali press x 2
Kb z press ss kb pullover x 2
Bi/tri/legs x 1
Bi/tri/legs x 1

Daily
Mace swings outdoors


implement affinity

I don't like kettlebells. I've got plenty of posts talking about kettlebells,.getting excited about kettlebells,.and using kettlebells. I follow a ton of people that illustrate amazing ways kettlebells can be used and how they worked for them. I genuinely think that bodies built by kettlebells look amazing. Built like tanks but not huge. Entire bodies that clearly are not a collection of parts. 

All of this, and I'm just not into them. It's not their fault. And maybe it's just not their time, but my affinity towards kettlebells isn't great and that's ok.

Conversely, barbells, maces, and sandbags? Fuck ya brother. I feel great when using them. Get excited about using them. And I like how I look when I use them.

The point? If a tool isn't serving you, you are under no obligation to use it. Being bad at something isn't the same as not serving you. Everyone is bad at something when they first try. I'm talking about passion and interest not performance. Much like reading 150pages into a book you can just put it down. There are other books in the world.

Sunday, August 11, 2024

mobility quality over quantity

Quality over quantity can be a blanket statement for most strength training, but it is especially important where mobility is concerned.

# reps per side and speed of movement is incredibly unimportant! The entire goal of mobility is to build strength in expanding ranges of motion.

Apply it!
- slow but smooth movement through ranges of motion
- fight for more range every rep
- do not fight through ranges of pain

Saturday, August 10, 2024

more thoughts on a 5/3/1 2 day variation

2 days/lifting
Goal is building strength in key lifts
Weights use periodization 
Push the volume on assistance to build size

2-3 days/conditioning 
Goal is building work capacity and mobility
Weight is not important 
Multiple implements (mace, kb, mobility) is better than a single option

2-3 days/mobility and small body parts
Mobility ideally mixed in with conditioning
Small body parts (neck, calves, forearms) can go HARD in the paint. These are all slow twitch and recover quickly 

weight is not the most important means of progressing

Lot of thoughts recently about this. At the end of the day, increasing the weight of whatever you are using as a means of progression absolutely matters. The callback is that increasing weight should not be your primary metric for progress unless your sport depends on it. Do you really think that an all out set of 20 of (fucking whatever) will not illicit a growth response or a strength response? You bet your ass it will and does. 

It is easier to build strength in higher rep ranges, so why not start there and slowly taper the weight up until you can't. And when you can't, either back off and ramp up or choose a similar movement to work on.

Your 5/3/1 top set with a goal of 3 ended up being a set of 12? GREAT! Don't change a thing. Try to get 12 again on the next cycle with a heavier weight. If you get 13, even better. If you get 10, also good.

Friday, August 9, 2024

is it science or marketing?

Beware the ads that use the word science or athelete to justify their existence.

'all natural athelete'
Athelete of what exactly?

'science breakthroughs discovered that'
How many studies are being conducted on getting jacked? Who are the subjects? What is the quality of this research?

Take it from someone who has spent untold thousands on supplements. They are overrated. Do not fall prey to marketing that is mascarading as science.

Sunday, August 4, 2024

mace swings and mobility: match made in heaven

One of the hardest things to manage is sets of mace swings. I'm sure there's a way to program them, but it isn't something I've gotten ahold of yet. In general, higher rep sets feel better. I actually feel my lats and shoulders loosening up on longer sets. My grip and abs likewise get the biggest boost if im fighting longer time under tension.

The problem is usually rest between sets. How do you ensure each set is high effort without doing lower intensity sets as 'feeders' or taking long breaks with your dick in your hands?

Answer: super set hip and knee mobility with sets of mace swings. Also on the menu is small body parts bodybuilding (calves, neck) but choose your journey. Instead of a rest period or a sub par future set, you get in some productive work you were going to try and skip anyways. 

Example
Set a timer for 30min
Mace swings: goal 100 reps
Hip mobility / isometrics (both sides)
Mace swings: goal 100 reps
Neck curls front/back
Mace swings: goal 100 reps
Hip mobility / isometrics 
Mace swings: goal 100 reps
Neck curls sides
If time remaining, repeat

Isometrics and mobility prioritize quality over rep count
Small body parts done to failure

Thursday, August 1, 2024

piecing together a 2x/weekly 5/3/1 program

This a very upper body heavy program out of necessity. Typically the 'row' item below would be a squat, but that's not the times we live in. Choose your journey accordingly.

Build Your Deck
Hinge: pick 1
Row: pick 1
Press: pick 2 
Calisthenics press: pick 2 
Calisthenics pull: pick 2 
Biceps accessory: pick 2  
Triceps accessory: pick 2  
Shoulders accessory: pick 2 

Choose movements you can push relatively hard. If you are at constant risk of injury with even light poundage, you are better off choosing a movement (or range of motion) where this is not the case. Simultaneously work on fixing your shit via mobility so you are not land locked into your choice forever.

Stick with movements as long as possible. Start cycles lighter than you need to.

Program
2x/week full body. You will cycle through all movements and rep ranges over a 2 week period.
   5/3/1 6 week cycle. Does not include a deload when cycles are completed due to low frequency.
   + means 50 rep goal in 4 sets.
   ++ means 1 all out set. Use rest pause, drop sets, whatever. Weight does not increase for 6 week cycles.

2-3x/week conditioning. 
For me, this involves swinging maces (again, all upper body). For you, this could mean kettlebells, bodyweight movement, long walks, whatever. The goal is to move well and get in shape.

2-3x/week mobility.
Mobility <> stretching. Think of this as expressing strength in increasing ranges of motion. There are a ton of tracks to choose here (even yoga is a good option) but don't get paralyzed by options. Choose something and do it often.

Think about kids - 20 somethings. They aren't worried about mobility. Why not? Because they're always fuckin moving in different ranges of motion. Ever look at someone with their knees on the ground and think dag yo that would be nice? Ya, mobility. 

Example program - 2 week cycle: This is literally what I'm doing.
Week1
Sumo Deadlift 5/3/1 super set Archer Pushup+
Reverse Grip Floor Press+ super set chinup+
Giant set++
- Cossack squat
- pelican curl
- tricep extension
- rear delt raise

Floor Press 5/3/1 super set Ring Pullup+
Sandbag high pull + super set Pseudo Planche Pushup+
Giant set++
- landmine hack squat
- one arm ring curl
- kettlebell pjr pullover
- plate raise 

Week2
Reverse Grip Floor Press 5/3/1 super set Bodyweight Row+
Sumo Deadlift+ super set Archer Pushup+
Giant set: asst 

TBar Row 5/3/1 super set Pseudo Planche Pushup+
Floor Press+ super set Ring Pullup+
Giant set: asst

5/3/1 Explanation
Week 1-2: 65%x5, 75%x5, 85%xas many as possible
Week 3-4: 70%x3, 80%x3, 90%xas many as possible
Week 5-6: 75%x5, 85%x3, 95%xas many as possible

If you've got the energy/powuh for it, follow the top set by a backup set of 'as many as possible' using the lightest weight for that day.

After each 6 week period increase the max working weight:
- Upper: 5lbs.
- Lower: 10lbs.

Saturday, July 27, 2024

5/3/1 sandbags

Been having a gas with a 5/3/1 variation. Jim Wendler's fingerprints are here but he didn't write the actual program. The roots of this method are in 5/3/1 forever - 2 day a week training + first set last.

Two week cycles
Six week program
+ 50 rep goal in 4 sets
++ 60 rep goal in 4 sets

Week 1
Sandbag squat 5/3/1 ss calisthenics press+
Reverse grip floor press+ ss calisthenics pull+
Biceps, lats, hams, triceps, shoulders++

Floor press 5/3/1 ss calisthenics pull+
Sandbag deadlift x 4 ss calisthenics press+
Biceps, lats, hams, triceps, shoulders++

Week 2
Reverse grip floor press 5/3/1 ss calisthenics pull+
Sandbag squat x 4 ss calisthenics press+
Biceps, lats, hams, triceps, shoulders++

Sandbag deadlift 5/3/1 ss calisthenics press+
Floor press+ ss calisthenics pull+
Biceps, lats, hams, triceps, shoulders++

Sandbag movements progress range of motion then weight.
- 6 weeks: two block
- 6 weeks: one block
- 6 weeks: floor
- 6 weeks: two blocks new weight

5/3/1 sandbags days have two carries until failure:
- top set
- last set

+ Sandbag days use one carry until failure on the last set.

Off days:
- mace, club
- mobility 


ROM, weight, and volume: what is actually important?

After my neck injury in 2021, I found myself completely unable to pull with my left arm. Given I was never able to do a 1 arm Pullup, my pulling power slowly degraded to the point where I had less strength than before I started training. Brutal.

The years passed and the nerve damage slowly unraveled (note: it's still there yo, just muted most days) I found myself able to do a ring Pullup again. Ring. As in singular. My internal monologue soared! LOOKS LIKE LATS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS. Except they weren't. Training ring pullups didn't seem to make anything grow because I couldn't put in the volume and intensity needed to force any meaningful adaptation. 

What I could do were ring rack chinups for comparitively higher reps. I saw these as a stepping stone to doing the actual important work (actual ring pullups + weight) and completely missed the lesson I inadvertently learned.

"Working movements in a range of motion and weight that allows gains in intensity and volume is more important than full range of motion + more weight if the latter two cannot be expressed with intensity or volume".

I.e.
Your sets of 1-3 basic bitch moves aren't helping as much as you think they are if you lack the foundationation strength. 

Again, I accidentally learned this years ago while running the hepburn method. What was comfortable to me were multiple sets of 2-3. The afterthought were the back off sets of 6-8. But that's where the magic happens! I was never at risk of failing a set of 2-3. Sets of 6-8 were fucking scary with big movements and pushed my body to places I hadn't seen before. 

There's nothing wrong with my original desire to get back to full range of motion ring pullups. BUT, there is an infinite amount of steps I can take in between now and then and STILL make excellent progress with strength and physique.

Wednesday, June 19, 2024

the generalist and systems, not goals

I'm not training for a specific goal. I have no much lose X pounds or lift Y weight, but I still want to improve my healthy size and strength. The most specific I will ever get is: I should be above average at most things I never train for. Meaning my body will never be the limitation on what I try. My skills on the other hand? You can exhibit athletic qualities without being an athlete. 

Without a specific goal in mind, training and diet work better within the realm of a system of approach. Said system differs from a program as there is no intended results or outputs - very similar to Dan Johns park bench versus bus bench type of programs (note: this being a firm park bench). Your system will look different than mine. 

System params
Lift
- 1x every 3 days.
- linear progression. Swap movements when progress stalls.
- multiple small meals.
Non lifting
- one meal a day.
- highlight odd objects - sandbags, kettlebell, maces, etc.

There are no parameters tied to specific reps, weight, movements, or sets. Effort and consistency trumps a plan. I will never win a competition with this system, nor do I intend to or care. I will on the other hand, make progress on all metrics I give a crap about without needing to get specific. That's good enough. And good enough is pretty good.

Friday, June 14, 2024

prehab and rehab per fuckup

Prerequisite I'm not a doctor. This is not advice. Everything in this post has worked for me when I've been hurt or trying to prevent being hurt for different body parts. Take as you will.

Lower back

Injury history
- 2011: L5/S1 herniation. Could barely move.
- 2018: L5/S1 and other (forget which) herniation. Way fuckin worse than 2011.

Healing tactics - Charlie what do now
- daily walks. Frequency is way more important than length (3x 10min > 1x 30min).
- abdominal work. Whatever is possible - planks, side plans, ab wheel, mace/club swings.
- Romanian deadlifts/good mornings. Bodyweight (i.e. unloaded) if need be. Wait until traumatic injury pains are dulled or gone before embarking. The goal is to move through a long range of motion and get copious amounts of blood flow.

Training while injured - Charlie what do
Calisthenics are your friend. If an angle or range of motion hurts or makes your pain/sciatica worse, don't do it. Crazy right?

Good example with me. Pullup and dip variations feel great. Pushup and row variations felt awful because of massive pressure I felt on my back. If it hurts, don't do it!

Prevention tactics - Charlie how not do again 
- repeat of daily walks and abdominal work from healing tactics.
- strengthen and stretch hip flexors and hamstrings.

Neck
Injury history 
- 2021: Multiple disc bulges. My entire left arm went numb for an extended period of time (note: as of 2024, some residual nerve damage is still present). I lost the ability to pull with my left arm entirely.

Healing tactics
- repeat of daily walks from lower back section
 You really just should be walking a lot bruh. 
- stretch chest and neck as possible. Mobility through large slow arm swings and neck rotations. Only work in pain free ranges of motion or ranges that do not increase your numbness.

Training while injured
Not gonna lie, this fucking sucks. Your options are very limited unless you want to prolong your injury timeline.

What worked for me was all lower body focused where load was not a main factor. Specifically:
- bodyweight squat variations.
- sled drags.

Prevention tactics
- repeat of healing tactics.
- avoid blatantly dangerous exercise variations (note: for me, this is barbell overhead press) until your shit is fixed.
- mace swings are greatly assisting with mobility of my chest, shoulders, and lats. This has been $$$$. Notably, mace swings when I was healing was the exact opposite of what I needed. I would have been better off doing pendulum swings (which I do for warmups now) to open up my last and shoulders).

Knees
Injury history
2019: decided to do multiple weeks 20 rep front squats with bodyweight. Lol ok. Nothing diagnosed other than it fucking hurt.
2021: hurt my neck and knee at the same time. Again no diagnosis.
2023: weird ass nerve damage due to a swelling of the patella tendon.

Healing and prevention
I don't know man. I'm still working this out, but I'm making progress. I've been to multiple rounds of physical therapy, and they were great to help me move from barely functional to absolute shit but could walk ok, but the move back to athletic is ongoing.

Finding one arm.weighted walks feel VERY good


What has helped:
- knees over toes 'zero' protocol. Exactly as written.
- engaging my entire foot when lifting and spreading my toes. 
- sled work sparingly. Knees over toes touts this a ton, but backwards sled especially tightens me up.
- slow introduction back into leg training has been helpful. Ripped directly from Julien hard:
1. Add frequency before volume and fatigue
2. Add volume and fatigue before full range of motion
3. Add full range of motion before adding load/tension
4. Add load/tension before adding speed
5. Add speed before impact

Add one variable at a time. 


Thursday, June 13, 2024

lady bulk

My dog, Lady, has the best eating discipline. No, it doesn't make sense. Yes, I get jealous every time I see her eat. 

What does she do that I envy? She refuses to eat any meal unless she's been walked, has played, or sprinted. What does she eat (granted, she doesn't have a choice here)? High ass protein and fat. The result is a jacked pitbull mix.

The lesson here is earning your calories then choosing the right fuel. Is there any real reason you need to eat before you've exercised? This isn't a nod to say if you don't exercise then you don't need to eat period, but a one meal a day format works great to compliment that situation. 

Food should support your activity level. 


Wednesday, April 17, 2024

power calisthenics: Downs variation

No idea if this is a forever idea or not. Weighted carries are possible, but it's prolonging my knee healing time. It makes more sense to lean into what I can attack now and rehab what I can't.

AM
(1)
Weighted push/pull, downs
(Same movement) Bodyweight push/pull, downs 
(2)
Gut work, downs
Choose: tib, calf, hip flex downs
Straight arm holds

PM
(1)
Bodyweight downs
(2) 
Sled

Don't go to failure. You should get close anyways over the course of down workouts. 

Increase weight when you can hit an 8 down.

Switch movements liberally and often. We don't want no overuse.

Friday, April 12, 2024

power calisthenics: rehash

AM
(1) Dips + rows + swings 
(2) Mobility + abs 
(3) Pushups + pullups + swings 
(4) Mobility + abs

Tenants 
Do weighted variations every 3rd session
Progressive calisthenics imported when the top set variations become too easy (15+ reps)
Regularly go to failure
End each upper day with isolation movements

PM - options not necessities 
Carries - Farmers, keg 
Sandbag - squats, carries, throws 
Sled - pull through, rope drag
Other - pullover, cable pulldowns 

Diet
Mythical strength chaos is the plan. 
I.e. meat, eggs, and vegetables when hungry 
I don't generally audit myself when having dinner with my wife except with dessert

I really like Rob MclHenny's take on the meek. As in the meek shall inherit the earth. I always heard this as an excuse to be weak or the passed over are truly the chosen, but that's not the case in Rob's version or the biblical version. I like the version where the meek are people who have the capacity for violence and strength but choose to be peaceful. In Vinland saga, this is the core tenant of a warrior - I have no enemies. But you cannot choose to be peaceful if you are forced to be peaceful by the fact that you are indeed weak and an easy target. 

In an application to training, it is your responsibility to be strong and powerful. This doesn't translate to a 1 rep max. This translates to being a generalist with medium to high attributes accross the board. Your hybrid athletes or red mages. Extreme capabilities are fucking cool but come at a cost. Be extreme compared to the normal human.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

easy strength as a base

Easy strength was built for athletes to train a single quality, strength, then spend the majority of their time on their sport. It's a minimalist program by design that can exist in isolation. As a non athelete I'm finding it's value in other ways.

Easy strength value points
- time efficient: even days that are fucked at work mean nothing. I already got my workout in. I'm low key prepping for become a father when I know I'll have even less time.
- scratches the itch for working from home. Days off when I work from home are unbearable. I need something to feel sane and easy strength provides an outlet to lift daily without excess stress 
- increases walking around strength. When you respect 'only increase weight when it feels too easy' the poundages creep up without a ton of effort.

I'm a little more than halfway into a round of easy strength and can confirm there is HIGH value with never pushing sets close to failure or even struggle. As Dan says, this feels like you are 'not doing anything'. I promise you, it is. 

So far, easy strength has NOT been something I would use to peak strength. It's been great for slowly raising the floor of what I consider light weight. A weight that was a hard single a few weeks ago (I e. Before the institution of don't struggle fuck me standing) is an easy double. I fully expect to add another 10lbs to what is 'easy' on this lift before this 40day cycle is over.

The fun surprise is that I've been slowly growing. Not a ton, but a little. For a program that is not hypertrophy focused this has been pretty damn cool. When you think about it, it makes sense. None of my reps are grinders, but they are definitely within the threshold for hypertrophy (within 5ish of failure if the science doesn't change in the next 10min). Compound that by 6-10 effective reps per day every day and you can see how you can get a little meat with your strength.

Fun surprise 2 is my mental state. If I'm pushing reps close to failure I tend to get down in the dumps and lethargic. Meticulously avoiding failure has been a great workaround.

All in all, I'm very much enjoying this round of easy strength. It's sustainable long term and opens the door for so much more. 

The everlasting schedule 
- easy strength as a base
- carries, kettlebells, and sprints to stay bouncy
- extra grease the groove upper pulls for fun
- small body parts for work breaka

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Mini Workouts: high frequency and low time

I accidentally had two great workouts yesterday. In both instances, I was low on time and had a specific goal. In both instances I walked away feeling better than I started. In other news, I had the best night sleep I've had in weeks. IM SURE ITS UNRELATED.

Striking while the iron is hot on this concept. I've been gravitating away from longer (60+min) workouts for a while now. Partly because I've got things to do with my wife, friends, and job. But mostly because I just don't have the patience anymore. What can I do in 60min that I can't do in 20min? When I keep my workouts shorter but more frequent, I can scratch the conditioning itch I have multiple times a day without burying myself in fatigue. Some ideas below.

The only consistent variable (with a notable exception) is working to failure. It's ravenholm, and we don't go to ravenholm. Your notable go to ravenholm exception is for small body parts (neck, calves, tib, forearms). Go nuts on that shit.

Strength 
(1)easy strength workout. This is the base.
(2)one movement. Work up to a rep max (5-10). 

Bodyweight, kettlebells, sandbags 
(1)Juarez valley method.
(2)Dan John ladders (1,2,3 / 2,3,5 / 2,3,5,10).
(3)Downs.
(4)Straight set circuits.

Notes: 
- bodyweight only: Progress the movement if you can bang out too many reps.
- choose 2 movements from one or multiple implements, set a timer for 10-20min and go to town.
- all method top sets are NOT using your max possible reps. You should avoid hitting a set you can't complete or need multiple attempts.
- movement VARIETY is your friend. This is not a programmed section, this is candy land. If you keep rolling the dice you will get to what you want regardless of the stops on the way.

Carry implements: farmers, swing straps, leg
(1)distance and weight vary 

Small body parts
1-2 sets to failure. Use drop sets, rest pause, whatever. Think outside of the box! There are tons of angles you can use for forearms and the neck. Calves and ribs are a little more streamlined.

Stretching and Mobility
Didn't think this would be here eh? Well fuck you Elmo this is the coda to this story. There are a billion outlets to get you started. Do what you can and do it consistently.

I fully allocate my good nights sleep to stretching before bed. I did not go to bed tight and in pain and WEIRD I slept better.




Thursday, January 25, 2024

Accepting injury. Sticking to the plan.

It's important I log mental paradigm shifts. I've written about doing what you can in the midst of injury multiple times. What I have not talked about is becoming numb to setbacks.

The gift of injury

Last week my knees were feeling great for the first time in a long time. I decided to take a light sandbag (50lbs) and take it for a walk. By that evening both of my knees were on fire. It didn't hurt necessarily, but everything was screaming DONT DO THAT STUPID. I lay in bed with my wife and vocalized my frustration. Phrases like 'I didn't deserve this' and 'I set myself back weeks' poured out of my brain. As always she was empathetic to my frustration. We passed out and that was that.

Days later, my knees still feel like shit. I've done nothing physically with my lower body other than go on long walks. I'm objectively in worse shape than when I first complained a week ago, but my mental state is MILES ahead. 

This is the gift I received from a set-back:

  • Realizing I'd been shirking the mobility courses I purchased. My body will not heal unless I give it a reason to heal.
  • Remembering my catastrophic neck injury in 2021. What used to be the inability to feel or pull with my left arm is now barely a numb buzz. Through persistence and strength training, I will recover.
  • Refocus my goal on brutalizing my upper body. There is a mountain of progress I can make that is unrelated to my knees.  

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

2024 Goals: Ring Muscle Up, Shoulder a 150lb Sandbag, Snatch a 24kg KB for 20

First day back at work for 2024. Fresh in my brain are the physical goals I have for 2024. 

GOALS:

  • One(1) Ring Muscle Up.
  • Shoulder a 150lb Sandbag.
  • Snatch a 24kg KB for 20.


Given my current strength levels and progress in my program, these are extremely achievable. I'm actively working towards a ring muscle up daily, and I'm laying the bricks that will allow my body to safetly murder the other two(2).

The why behind each goal is easy. I've always thought I was too heavy for muscle ups. The change was a mindset shift on bodyweight training. A heavier starting point means each rep has more muscle building potential. If I build my upper body back up while simultaneously practicing the skills tied to muscle ups, this 

Shouldering a 150lb bag is likely doable now, but not without aggravating my knee. I want to be able to throw this bag around pain free. Then do it again and again and again.

Snatching a 24kg KB is weirdly the biggest reach goal. A full KB snatch scares me even with 16kg, and 24kg is generally considered the minimum 'working weight' most men should be using before you can see much in the way of results from KBs. This is entirely arbitrary of course, but I want to throw around a weight that scares me a little now.


Saturday, December 30, 2023

ring muscle up before I'm 40

Game fucking on y'all. My.nerve damage has diminished to the point where I can train my upper body safety again. In the same way I hit a 500 dead after herniating multiple discs (immediate thought after was oh nooooo I'll never be strong again) I'm going to hit the target I thought was lost to me the moment I injured my neck.

Context. In a single day in 2021:
- I hurt my neck doing handstand pushups (d'oh).
- Hurt it more trying to do a muscle up with no training (why).
- Then made the problem 10x worse by doing farmers walks later in the day (I thought it would stretch me out!).

What resulted was my neck hurting so badly I couldn't move without assistance, my entire left arm going numb, and my body losing all ability to pull (the nerves literally didn't connect). Am I 100% better? Nah. My strength isn't what it was, and there is always some residual numbness. But I'm smarter now. Maybe. Active daily mobility and actually training my neck is mah friend. You probably can't compete at the highest levels of (fill in something) with nerve damage. But a muscle up? Bitch please. This is doable.

The system
Full body every other day. 
- heavy focus on upper body.
- lower body is super light via rehab and acclimation.
Daily practice with false grip. That shit hurts.
Off days.
- neck and foot strength.
- mobility.

The only thing that will change once my lower body is cleared is extra conditioning sessions. I want a larger engine, not necessarily to directly strength train my lower. This means kettlebells and sandbags. Together at last.

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

shower thought biceps on biceps

The pelican curl is the Nordic hamstring curl for the arms. Extremely high tension and high difficulty ceiling. 

Training elements are mostly the same. Slow negatives, full range of motion with bands 


calisthenics progression (still vetting)

Every once in a while a fun idea comes across your brain. It's too good to ignore sonit gets put into immediate action.

Concept 
Prioritizing calisthenics via both weights and leverage progressions 

What it looks like
Shoot for a rep goal
Add weight when the rep goal is achieved 
Repeat until stale
Deload movement
Replace movement with a more difficult variation.

Example
Pushups 3x15, increase weight
+2.5lbs Pushups 3x12
+2.5lbs Pushups 3x15, increase weight
+5lbs Pushups 3x10
...weeks later
+25lbs Pushups 3x6, my shit hurts.
Pushups 3x5
Pushups 3x10, switch to new movement.
Archer Pushups 3x7
Archer Pushers 3x9
Etc

staggered rest versus supersets

I read something in Overcoming Gravity (gymnastics training for gen pop, excellent read and reference) that resonated with me and I've since implemented in my own training. 

Concept
Staggering rest periods instead of super setting exercises. 

Example super setting followed by rest
Set of ring pullups
Set of ring dips
Rest 3-5min

Example of staggering rest periods
Set of ring pullups 
Rest 1.5-2.5min
Set of ring dips
Rest 1.5-2.5min

Benefits
- fatigue from the leading exercise does not limit the second exercise.
- grip strength is not a limiting factor.
- rest periods can be used to stretch antagonist muscles, warm up the lower body, or sit and chill.
- overall cycle time of the workout is not extended.

Overall performance will still be better if you chose neither of the options above (pullups, rest 5min, pullups, etc), but the tradeoff is a longer workout. If your goal is to improve conditioning, then this method is not for you. The rest periods in line are geared towards strength development.

I was able to use the stagger method to complete the sets below in 45min. 

Ring pullups X3 stagger bar dips X3
Pelican curls X3 stagger pushups X3
V sit x3 stagger Romanian deadlift X3
Ring wrist curls x1 

Saturday, November 18, 2023

rehab work: don't be dainty

I'm in a bad position and I hate it. My knee has been a problem for years and I'm finally in physical therapy dealing with it. Because that wasn't enough, my neck is flaring up in a major way that promises to hand me another couple of years of pain and discomfort. As with all setbacks, this is a blessing in disguise. 

Over the past few years I haven't been able to give what I would consider high effort to any sets. My body and strength 100% reflect this. The main mission is clear: fix my shit. Strength and conditioning can take a back seat for a few months so long term progress can actually happen.

The plan
- actually purchase and follow someone else mobility plan. The slot machine approach I'm taking is too random to be useful.
- spend 3 months building mobility and joint integrity.
- reintroduce strength training. The mobility train doesn't stop, it just takes a supporting role.

Where dainty matters
My knee physical therapy can be done in my sleep. If the goal is to build up the muscle and tissues that are atrophied, dainty isn't the way to go.

Why not train these movements with intensity? Why not train as if they were main movements? They're all I can do right now! I'm bored because I'm treating them like a chore instead of a goal. I can tell ya, 2x10 of single leg calf raises slaps very different then hitting single leg calf raises to failure, then assisted failure, then double leg calf raises with extended range of motion to failure and assisted failure. 

One of these methods sets off hypertrophic processes. The other isn't garbage, but I'm way less incentivised to follow it.