ethos | grey hair exercise

Extension of the 'types of exercise' post a few weeks ago. This is a collection of the things that are actively working for me and why. The grey hair factor points to why through injury and random age bullshit I'm choosing to do what I'm doing.

2x a week: Quick and the Dead (Pavel)

• Type: Power training
• Length: 28min
• Volume: 100 reps KB swings, 100 reps explosive pushups
• Difficulty: Medium
• Risk: Medium
• Grey hair factor: Captures the element of the explosive training I actually want to do (see: cleans and high pulls) with a fraction of the risk.

I've found it best to only engage when I'm feeling fresh after a good night's sleep. The only time I've ever actually gotten hurt was jumping cold into 32kg swings after I woke up feeling like ass with a lower back that was already fatigued from everything else that happened that week.

Risk is listed as medium because of repeated hinges under load. 

The goal here is to apply more power over time. Each rep should be as savage as humanly possible. Eventually some measure of level up params can be applied, but these can be farrrrr in the distance. Level up params:

• Lvl1 KB: Add forceful downward push to swings
• Lvl2 KB: Add band tension
• Lvl3 KB: Heavier bell
• Lvl1 Pushup: Add band tension
• Lvl2 Pushup: Add weighted vest 

Warmups include:

(inside)

• Standing banded side to side walks (I do this while drinking coffee).
• Front and side planks. 1-2 reps per side focus on full body contraction below the neck for ~10s per hold.

(outside)

• Kettlebell sumo deadlift 2x10 super set with...
• Suitcase carry ~30yards each hand
• Swings (lighter bell) 2-3x5

Warmdown includes:

• Hanging from rings a la spinal decompression
• Front and side planks 1-2reps of 10s per side.

1-3x a week: Sled drags

• Type: Conditioning
• Length: 15-20min
• Volume: No set volume. As much as possible.
• Difficulty: Easy
• Risk: Low
• Grey hair factor: Builds legs and work capacity with very little injury risk or spinal loading. Tonic effect on knees and back from repeated concentric loading.

Look, we all want to do squats and deads and cleans and blugghghghghhhh. Sometimes it's not in the cards son. And even though my knee issues are really more 'quads are too fucking tight' issues, I'm enjoying keeping or growing my legs from something that makes me feel nothin but great.

The other major benefit to sled drags is they are great replacements for otherwise shit days. So let's say we are looking at a day when I'm not feeling 100%. My back is kinda meh, knees are kinda meh. I'm just overall tired. You can still always, always get in a sled drag. Fuck man, just take a light load and pull it around for 20min.

Level up params: Add more weight to the sled. This is not a progressive overload thing. Sometimes do heavy pulls. Sometimes do light pulls. Don't over complicate things. 

Warmups and warmdowns are the same as quick and the dead, although I've noticed less warmup is needed for sled drags to hit a groove.

5-7days a week: Grease the groove

• Type: Strength and hypertrophy
• Length: 1-2min per set. As many sets as possible per day (15min <= time between sets < 2hrs).
• Volume: 1/2 reps/set as testing day. Strive to have at least a 1:1 ratio between presses and pulls.
• GTG Movements: Ring dips, ring pullups, ring inverted rows, front/side planks.
• Difficulty: Medium
• Risk: Medium
• Grey hair factor: Build upper body size and strength with little to no fatigue.

Previous attempts at GTG used KB presses. It worked. Extremely well. The problem I found was that in my time of injury, repeated (even light) loading of my lower back via KB cleans fucked me up over time. Replacing KB presses with something with less spinal decompression (i.e. ring everything) is a nice sub both because of the safety factor, but also because bodyweight calisthenics are extremely easy to load (whereas each kettlebell is both expensive and a fairly large increase in weight). 

This is the only method on this post that strives to use classic progressive overload after successfully increasing reps under load on each testing day. If you have to round on 1/2 reps, round down. Planks have no level up structure.

Level up params:

• Testing day: Attempt to perform 12 reps on ring dips, pullups, and rows.
• Training day: Each set, perform testing day reps / 2. Stop any set that slows down even slightly. Isometric pauses on dips and rows are welcome additions to avoid staleness.
• Testing day (following week): Retest for 12 reps. If you hit 12 reps, slightly increase weight (5-15lbs) and restart.

Example:

• Saturday (testing day): Dips 8 reps, Rows 9 reps.
• Training day (Sunday - Thursday): Dips 4 reps / set. Rows 4 reps / set. Front/side planks 1-2 reps per side.
• Saturday (testing week 2): Dips 14 reps. Rows 10 reps.
• Training day (Sunday - Thursday week 2): Dips+5lbs 2-3reps/set. Rows 5 reps / set. Front/side planks 1-2 reps per side.