Tuesday, October 30, 2018

High frequency day 34: 10/31/18 something has gotta give

INot being able to train my legs and back is a fucking bummer man. I may have to accept that my injury isnt going to get better the longer i lift the way i prefer to. It's time for a change.

As with earlier this week, high frequency is still in. I cant justify things like snatch high pulls, as my back is locked the fuck up.

Here we go:
Overhead press 1x1
Ring pullups
Rear delts
Stretch

Pullups will not be performed to failure. Low rest intervals used. Lets fucking do this.

Workout
Push press 205x1, easy
Ring pullups 40 reps, 30s rest, no failure
Giant mechanical drop set:
- handstand pushups
- incline pushups
- pushups
- knee pushups
Rear delts
Stretch

Total ants: 1,000,000
Total pullups: 40

I greatly overestimated how many pullups i was capable of. Ill increase the volume

Tips and tricks: rear delt raises

I need to write about these. In isolation, they dont amount for much. In conjunction with heavy lifting (not even necessarily in the same session) they are a boon.
Lets start here. Rear delt work seems like bullshit. Its a small piece of the pie, and going heavy negates the point of training it (with one teensy exception ill mention later). So why bother? Wont my delts get trained with compound movements? Ill feed you baby dick.

Los reasons
1) Stability
In compound movements that engage rear delts (upper body pulls, snatch deads, overhead pressing) your rear delts are activated as stabilizers but not movers. A more stable person is a stronger person. Case and point, can you move more weight on a bench press or overhead press? Got'em.

2) Shoulder health
Sooner or later, your shoulders are going to be a problem. This is usually diagnosed along with YOU GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS AND YOUR BAD BENCH PRESS FORM. Does bench pressing fuck up your shoulders? Not really. More so a mixture of muscular imbalances (i.e. mega front delts, teeny tiny rear delts), awful repeated movement patterns (looking at both the bench and straight bar chinups), and the most damning....sitting at a work desk. That being said, most people have shoulder issues whether or not they lift, so poor form is not the culprit here.
I used to think i was exempt from this. Heavy weighted chinups were my bread and butter. Until...they werent. This was expressed first by my elbows, then by my shoulders. I would regularly go months where my left shoulder was imflammed day and night.

The fix and prehab for this pain: rear delt work.

3) Hypertrophy on the 3d level
Circling back to the first sentence in this article, rear delt work on its own wont do shit for your overall shoulder size. In conjunction with heavy lifting, it will make your delts pop giving you a 3d appearance. Fuck. Yes. Bruh.

Rear delt movements
Note: This is not a comprehensive list. There are way more amazing rear delt movements out there for you to discover and use. These are the ones I cherish.

Compounds:
- snatch grip high pulls
- rows (tbar, pendlay, bent over, yates, bw)
I err more to high pulls than anything else. They are basically pf fliers for your upper back, legs, ass, and shoulders. All without having to go heavy (in comparison to deadlifts). They will make you bigger, faster, and stronger while asking for very little in return.
For both high pulls and rows, explore all rep ranges >= 3.

Isolation:
- rear delt raises (one are at a time)
- rear delt swings (a la John Meadows https://www.t-nation.com/training/rear-delt-destroyer-sets)

There is a huge difference between the two(2) isolation movements above. Rear delt raises are light high rep movements, and rear delt swings are heavy high rep movements. Do them both on different days, or cycle them in and out of use.

Rear delt raises are the reason this article exists, so we will start here. The goal here is NOT weight, but feeling your rear delt contract under time and tension. Going too heavy (see: 20lbs is too much for me) will force your body to quickly engage your traps when your rear delts cannot pick up the slack. This turns an amazing rear delt prehab and hypertrophy exercise into a shitty trap movement. Hypertrophy can and will be induced with light weights, as your rear delts are a comparatively small muscle (even if the main goal here is essentially a shoulder armor buff). Perform them bent over at a 45 to 90 degree angle, arms straight or slightly bent, one arm at a time (this is personal, but i feel more contraction with the single arm variation), and do not be afraid to add slight rotational body english as you get tired.

Rear delt swings (see the tnation link for a how to) are also great for prehab, but have a larger priority with hypertrophy than their raises cousin. 

For both, perform for sets of 20-100.

Frequency for rear delt isolation movements
Here is where the magic comes in (especially if you are lifting daily). These can be done for fairly high volume (100 reps+) daily. There may be an initial decrease in your overall pressing performance, but that pales in comparison to the protection and hypertrophy rear delt isolation provides. 

I hope this has helped someone out there who wants bigger shoulders while keeping their long term shoulder health in top condition. Most of my lifting injuries have likewise been rehabbed with lifting, (with a different approach than what got me there in the first place).

High frequency day 33: 10/30/18 back to reality

The only thing that matters in life is people and music
~shayna erickson

Im going to be repeating this a ton. It embodies our tribes drive and philosophy to a T.

Today is my first day back to work after one of the best weekends of my life. Unlike most post festival blues, im 100% ready for the transition. Im excited, renewed, and reborn.

Workout (one lift man)
Overhead press
115x5
125x5
135x5 (hard)
140x2 (almost passed out. Bad bar path and breathing)
120x5
125x5
130x5
28min total
Rear delt raises x5 sets with 5lbs
Stretching the fuck out of my hips

Monday, October 29, 2018

High frequency day 32: missing days and 1 lift a day

The gap in time was due to an epic weekend at the Hulaween music festival. Ive had better weekends, but i really cant remember when.

Back to lifting, im gonna mix things up slightly for this next month. If this feels right, fuck ya. If not, wisconsin it is.

Dan johns: one lift a day
I still enjoy daily lifting a fuckton. That isnt changing. I would like to add some more volume and variety without adding more time to each workout. Enter Dan Johns article on performing one lift a day.

With roots back in early oly lifting, the program is exactly what ir sounds like. One lift a day, 30 to 45min, change load and volume week to week.

Dan john suggests lifting 5 days per week. We shall see how we do on 7.

Week 1 load: 7x5, wave loaded
Set 1, increase weight
Set 2, increase weight
Set 3, increase weight
Set 4, increase weight, near or at max.for the day
Set 5, decrease weight
Set 6, increase weight
Set 7: increase weight. At or above set 4

Week 2 load: 6x3
Same pattern as week 1. Decrease weight after set 3

Week 3 load: 1x5, 1x3, 1x2

Week 4: off

Sunday: snatch high pulls
Monday: overhead press
Tuesday: front squats
Wednesday: push press
Thursday: power cleans
Friday: chinup
Saturday: floor press

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Wisconsin method day 31: 10/24/18, 5/10 workout

Shoulder is much much better today, but my back is being a dick hole. Cannot fucking wait until lower body and heavy back work is back in the mix.

Still experimenting with other movements until i can figure something out that works.

When i lift with my lower body, it doesnt hurt, but i can tell the connections that are usually steel bars are hanging on by a thread. Laaaaaaaaaaameeeeee.

Sex drive: nada, but who cares, hulaweeeeeeen time baby!
Mood/confidence: sky high

Workout
Ohp 170x1
--could have gone better. Still pretty slow, but i flat out failed this yesterday. This next cycle may be all overhead work, as i find it way more fun and rewarding than horizontal presses
Back ext: mehhhhhhh no. Did some hip thrusts instead. Will retry when im back

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Wisconsin method day 30: 10/23/18 fuck you shoulder

Shoulder is not injured, but inflamed as hell. Floor pressing felt easy, but was not the best use of my time.

To circumvent next time...
- do higher reps on dips
- more prehab work for shoulders

Nothing is fucked. This time at hulaween will be a good rest.

Workout
Ohp 165x1, difficult
Back ext 100x10

Monday, October 22, 2018

Wisconsin method: my variation 10/22/18

It needs to be said. Im not doing the same version of the Wisconsin method as Eric Bugenhagen and Dairyland Strength.

This doesnt mean my version is better (fuck man, they are literally 3x stronger than me), but it is a version i find interesting and easy to keep to while making progress.

Program goals
Morning: build strength
Night: build conditioning, lose fat

Mutually exclusive. Although there is some crossover on both daily phases, they are kept as distinct as possible.

In terms of muscle growth, this is allocated to the morning portion as a secondary goal. Ive seen growth in the muscles im working at a high frequency, and a retention or slight loss in muscles i do not touch directly. This is normal and expected. Your eventual muscle, volume, and exercise selection will be huge over time, but extremely low daily.

Morning Program
30min lifting, 10min recovery

Lifting
Choose 2 lifts, work up to a max set for both
- A max set can be any number of reps, but err on the side of the heavy single
- Max sets can change the number of reps daily in order to continue progress
- Some movements (see: upper body pulls) generally do better with reps of 3 or greater
- Switch movements when you fail to make progress
- Backoff sets are optional, but i dont do them

Use resistance bands for an arm pump
- tricep extensions and hammer curls are normal fare
- 1 full set total per movement, but dropset the resistance by removing a band from the pack when you cannot complete a rep

Recovery
- 1 set of neck work. Plate curls or wrestler bridges
- rear delt raises. Goal here is reps and feeling your rear delts activate, not weight lifted
- static and stretch hips, hamstrings, quads, calves, adductors, triceps, back, and shoulders

Night Program
Bfr training for legs 5min
Dance practice 10min

Bfr training
Tighten straps over legs near your pelvis
3 sets, 20s rest
Perform pistol squats (i do them assisted because too weak to do otherwise at the moment). Do not reach failure.
1 set
Standing hamstring curls. To failure.
3 sets, 20s rest
Bodyweight squats

Take the straps off, enjoy the pump. Swagger.

Dance practice
The goal here is to move. Trying new moves or freestyle, it doesnt matter. Just do it.

Dancing is what makes me feel alive. Other methods of classical conditioning bore the fuck out of me. Choose what makes you feel alive and attack it.

Wisconsin method day 28: 10/22/18

Stomach is all sorts of fucked up post California and Vegas. My poo, once a glorious mound of vitamins and minerals in spirit, looks like a car accident after a nuclear spill.

I need vegetables asap.

Tried to reincorporate snatch high pulls this morning so my traps pop a little for my Halloween costumes, but im not ready yet. There is still way too much inflammation to consider this an option. On the bright side, i had a brain fart on the way to the gym this morning. Why not incorporate a movement ive never really loaded heavy before that was a key player in rehabbing my back years ago. Fucking brilllllliant.

Sex drive: not too shabby. Noticing all the butts
Mood: poor, but mostly due to poor diet and sleep
Confidence: super

Workout
Floor press 255x1
--this was a hard rep, but everything leading up to it was incredibly stable. Also, this is 5lbs under my old max. Great sign. Depending on how i feel tomorrow (my triceps were smoked going into this) i may try for 260 or drop down to 205 for reps
Back extenstion bw+100x8
--perfect! Although i maxed out the dumbbells on day 1. So im gonna bring my adjustable dumbbells from home

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Top 5 live shows

My buddy Josh and i periodically have this conversation, as its always a moving target. Top 5 live music shows and why. 123go.

5. The Revivalists
Age: 28
Company: a bunch of dudes who would become my best friends

Venue: some shitty bar in St Petersburg
I walked into this show blind (kind of a recurring theme) with a bunch of dudes i barely knew. The Revivalists start poorly, they always do, but 10min in i was hooked. I was floored by their folky new orleans jazz. Im not sure whether it was the shitty bar or vaguely empty crowd, but the band took risks i have never seen them take since (including a not so entirely friendly guitar vs slide guitar battle).

Ive since seen the revivialists at least 20 times. Theyre always amazing, but ill be damned if im not chasing the dragon of that first night.

4. Caribou
Age: 30
Company: solo
Venue: Bonnarroo 2015, Other stage

Not too much to say here. I feel like i dreamt the set to be honest. I broke away from my crew to see a band i once saw in my early 20s (like number 5, in a shit bar).

They are good on their album, bur great live. I would see them again in a heartbeat.

3. LCD Soundsystem
Age: 31
Company: the entire tribe calles fest roster
Venue: Bonnarroo 2016, What stage

There were 5 years building up to this set. I neglected to see LCDs last show in 2011 under the guise of saving money (i had just seen them in 2010, it felt excessive at the time). Years of regret were shed off at once.

2. The Flaming Lips
Age: 23
Company: nick 'the yellow dart' Hoffpauer
Venue: the echo project festival

This was my first real music festival. Nick won tickets and took me as his plus 1. I really owe him a lot for this experience.

As we drove in, i panic ate pot brownies thinking security would care. I came up hard as The Flaming Lips started, and the lead singer rolled into the crowd in a giant hamster ball. The concert started with a gust of confetti blasted into the crowd, and my heart soared. If you have not experienced these men live, get on it. The vibe is 'its everybodys birthday.'

'Yeah yeah yeah yeah' both started and ended with a slow acoustic sing along 'with all of your power, what would you do' in a show of emotion i have not seen replicated since.

1. Peelander-Z
Age: 25
Company: bunch of frat bros
Venue: the drunken unicorn, atlanta
Lets get this out of the way. Peelander-Z has terrible music. They are awful. I am embaressed to have their CD in my car, and pray no one asks what the heck is this bright yellow thing (proceed to turn on 'ninja high school' before i can stop them).

Yet i would bring anyone to one of their shows. It is not a musical event, it is a bizarre experience that happens to have music.

During their show you will see:
- aggressive punk rock by people dressed like power rangers
- if there are obstacles to be jumped from or ceilings low enough to hang from, some pretty stupid stunts that can end badly really fast
- human bowling
- the band relocating their instruments to the center of the room to jam out
- the band handing their instruments to randoms in the crowd so they can fuck off and force the entire audience to limbo

Peelander-z demands your interaction and your love. Even the hardest heart will sound like a neckbeard otaku by the nights end.

I only ask this. Do not look them up. Do not listen to their music. Do not watch their music videos. Just go.

They are fun, unpredictable, and sparsely play. Subsequent concerts are always fun, but your first is going to be your best.

Wisconsin method day 27: 10/21/18 the long(ish) journey home

Got to sleep late last night and ate in and out before bed. Translation: shit recovery.

Got an early morning workout in before i headed to LAX. This is likely the last day of dips for me; tomorrow morning we are hitting floor press as heavy as possible (goal of 265).

Sex drive: bonerrrrrrrrrssssss
Mood/confidence: pretty damn good. Diet plays such a strong part here

Aside:
Lower body Bfr training (blood flow restriction) training at night has been a mainstay, but a way i can ramp up the intensity. Instead of doing straight sets of bw squats, starting with pistols really ramps up the intensity.

So...
- leg curls 1-2 sets per leg. 15s rest
- pistols 1-3 sets per leg. 30s rest
- bw squats 3 sets, 15s rest

The pummmmp man

Workout
Chin 60x6. Not bad all things considered
Dips 100x2. Every set leading up to this felt awful. Peace out dips

Saturday, October 20, 2018

Wisconsin method day 26: 10/20/18 still remote

Found an anytine fitness gym to lift in this morning before my friends wedding.

The first big training gap will be next wed to mon when im off at hulaween, so im gonna enjoy the remaining few days i have.

Sex drive: pretty nice
Mood/confidence: way better than yesterday afternoon. I ate a shitty subway sandwich and literally felt my entire body rebuke me. My neck felt inflamed, my stomach felt bloated, i was tired and irritable. Fuck you subway. Fuck you jared.

Workout
Chinup 95x3, eeaasssyyy
Dips 130x1, hard af. 5 more lbs before i match my best PR

Friday, October 19, 2018

Current Supplementation: 2018

Supplementation
1. Tumeric with black pepper extract
Costco brand. Cheap and amazing. Get on this shit. Its a better pain reliever than any pain med in my cabinet. When i could barely move a month ago from a back injury, tumeric took me from bed ridden to break dancing. Im not joking, get on this now.

Black pepper extract increases the absorption of tumeric (usually poor) by 2000%. Do not get tumeric in isolation. Ot does nothing.

Another benefit ive noticed is considerably less brain fog during the day. As a dude who usually depends on caffeine and has experimented with various nootropics, tumeric blows them out of the water.

I take the recommended daily dose 2x a day. Once upon waking, once before bed.

$16 for a 30 day supply

2. Super enzymes
Find a brand that works for you and have at it. Ive noticed considerably less bloating and intestinal distress when incorporating this supplement.

I take 1 to 2 pills upon waking and before bed.

$24 for a 60 to 90 day supply

3. Creatine monohydrate
Super cheap. You will notice a difference in muscle size, power output, and number of reps you can perform. Nonessential, but there isnt really a reason why you shouldnt take this.

Take 5 grams 6x a day for a week, then 5g a day every day after

$24 for a 6 month supply. For real yo.

4. NAC sustain
This one is a little weird. I dont feeeel my body directly improving from this guy. The behind the curtains action is your body is instructed to manufacture more glutothione, a master antioxidant. Ridiculously good for your health.

The only time i can feel this working is before a night of drinking. Pop 2 NAC before you go out, and any hangover you may have had is reduced from oh god oh god just kill me to im kind of sleepy still. Everything has a limit though. Drink too much, and this wont do shit.

Take 1 pill a day, unless you are going out to drink. In which case 2 to 3 will do.

$24 for a 3 month supply

Wisconsin method: diet and cardio considerations

Diet
I think ill have more leeway when i can do lower body and oly movements again, but daily training does not allow you to outtrain bad decisions.

I dont look horrible by any means, and 1 to 2 days of poor eating gets reset after another 2 days of good habits, but i can visibly see my progress stall.

Right meow, my fav diet is:
- small amount of carbs in the morning pre training
Usually a bowl of cherries, dried figs, or the like.
- 2 large meals through the rest of the day. Typically at 3p and 9p
No reason for this. Its just more convenient to not eat when im working. If i get ravenous before 3p, i eat. No dogma here.
All meals are heavy on proteins and fats, but vegetables are a mainstay. This is NOT keto in any way, just what i found works for my energy

Cardio and conditioning
Not much to say here. Conditioning is definitely needed to stay in shape. Low volume, high intensity workouts are great for strength, but your gas tank needs love too.

Find something you can do a few times a week and hit it hard.

Wisconsin method day 25: 10/19/18 hotel gym

I missed yesterdays workout deliberately. The energy and desire was there, but i needed the morning to prep for ze big work presentation.

Today, i have all the time in the world before my drive to California. Having my dip belt was a godsend, and allowed me to continue on my same pathway from last week.

Sex drive: 0
Mood/confidence: ultra instinct
Power level: over 9000. Everything feels solid and powerful

Workout
Chin 50x5, pretty bad, but not too worried. Their equipment was shit (the handles rotated...why), and i know i have way more in me
Dips 75x9. Again, not worried.
Rear delt work
Neck work
--new thing im trying here. When i cant do strict neck curls anymore, using my hands to cheat the reps works great

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Wisconsin method: 2 week checkin

The lack of ability to do anything lower body besides bodyweight accessory has been annoying, but otherwise im loving this.

Major finds:
- on days when the strength may not be there, rep PRs are a boon
- know when to dump a movement. Dont feel bad about failing, this is going to happen
- sometimes, switching a movement after hitting a major goal is more beneficial than trying and failing
- daily stretching is mandatory
- mix up tension for minor accessory work
- daily rear delt work is fun af

Wisconsin method day 24: 10/17/18

What is going on at my gym??? The number of hot people (men and women) has exploded. Are they ringers? Is this the normal 7a crowd, and im just now seeing the hotness?

Unfortunately, the rise of hot people has been met with a proportional increase of dude bro's deadlifting in the squat rack. Why do you do this? You arent doing a rack pull, and you don't need the safety the rack provides. Youve just requisitioned two vital resources in a small gym. I will eat your fucking children Chad (or Hunter, or Kyyyyyle, or Tucker). Not kill. Eat. I will go full on demon king picollo, spin a wheel on your childs birthday, and eat whatever organ the wheel lands on. And dont you worry, i will continue to make bank JUST so i can afford the worlds finest healthcare. Surgeons will follow your son like Crocodile followed Mike Tyson. Waiting, waiting, fixing, waiting. Dont. Deadlift. In. The. Rack. Rack pulls are ok though.

Sex drive: nothin man. Again, not worried, just annoyed. Its not like boners have quit their job, im just not interested in chasing anyone. Its weird to be surrounded by the poon hounds that are my friends sometimes. It sounds exhausting.
Mood/confidence: good, although getting up and moving is notably harder than last week. Reliance back on keto during the day helps, but i really need to add veges back in as a staple instead of a side

Workout
Chin bw+90x3
--mas difficult today. May back off tomorrow for a rep PR
Dip bw+120x1
--so the top set itself was easy and smooth, but getting there was haaaarrdddd. I think the rep PR kinda burned me out yesterday without destroying my ceiling. The biggest bifferemce i found is that i do NOT feel like tricep and bicep accessory post main lifts if the day before was reps instead of a single

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Wisconsin method day 23: 10/16/18

Switched things up today after failing to increase my row rep pr and almost failing to get a 120lb dip yesterday.

Im pleasantly surprised with the results here.

Sex drive: nothin
Mood: sour
Confidence: medium?????

I'm none too worried about how i feel at the moment. Coming off of a week of huge stress, bad sleep, and poor diet has some downwind effects. Placing things back in gear this week.

Workout
Chinup bw+85x3, eaasssyyyyy
Dips bw+75x12
--the dips are a major win. I have not gone forna pressing PR since I started this mess, and right out of the gate ive almost beaten my old best (80x10) that i spent weeks building towards. Not going to say this was easy, it wasnt. I nesrly passed out on rep 8 and needed to hang for a second and breath.
Rear delts 12.5lbs  x31,x21,x10,1x60second hold
--adding a time to the hold instead of 'as long as possible' is the right call. Can focus on progression instead of nothing.
Bicep and tricep band work
Stretching, special emphasis on front splits

Monday, October 15, 2018

Wisconsin method day 22: 10/15/18

Today was rough. Missed a PR on seated rows after having a great rep PR yesterday. I still leveled up on dips, but it was hard af.

I can chock this up to poor sleep last night and an overall poor lifestyle this weekend. Ill hit the same movements one more time tomorrow to see where i stand.

Sex drive: boner central, but no actual drive. Weird.
Confidence/mood: pretty crappy, but...poor sleep. Buzz off hoser

Workout
Seated row 200x21, worst one yet
Dips bw+120 x1
--this is my old best from a long time ago. The fact that it doesnt scare me anymore is lovely, but this rep was hard.

The blonde that looks like a cylon was there this morning. So hot. Possibly fake hair. Ill blow raspberries in her general direction to see if it moves.

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Wisconsin method day 21

Second weekend in a row where i lifted hung over and made easy pr's. This is not a humble brag, more so its nice to have less volatility in training (usually a night out means im fuuucked for days).

Workout
Seated row 200x28, +2 reps from yesterday. Up 6 reps from friday
Dips 115x1 easssssyyyyyyyy
--all time record is 135. Lets kick its ass

Why i stopped high frequency (and why i picked it back up)

My first experiment with high frequency training was back in late 2016. Within 2 weeks of starting, i hit my first 315 front squat and 500 deadlift; two lifts i had casually accepted were out of my reach.

So if it was so great, why did i stop? Couple of reasons.
1. Vanity
Up until my month long experiment with high frequency, i had been training for dragoncon. This meant a fuckton of oly lifts, squats, and upprr body volume about 4x a week. I looked pretty damn good going into dragoncon, and to see some of those hard earned muscular gains disappear (although translated to strength) was difficult mentally.

2. (The big one) going to the gym everyday after work meant my life felt like a chain between work and the gym
It didnt matter that my workouts were only 22min on average. When you take into account driving to the gym, changing, and waiting for required equipment, you are looking at a 1.5hr investment. I wasnt getting home until 9p most nights.

Anything social after work was out of the question. In short. My life for auir.

Why did i come back?
At some point, the idea of vanity dies. Dont get me wrong, 0 part of me has abandoned 17in arms, but my need to be strong is paramount at the moment.

Most of all, repeat after me: no one gives a shit about your physique. Your perception of how big or small or cut or fat you are is vastly different than the person next to you. Your current work in progress is someone elses goal.

The volume i do feels important instead of routine. Autoregulation is a great weight off my mind, and a solid solution for base nature of tweaking the hell out of a program (which was happening damn near every week regardless of whether things were going well or not).

Ive found that daily high rep work for shoulders and arms is both doable, recoverable, and effective. Ya, my daily volume is still small, but my weekly volume vastly outclasses what i ever acconplished with higher volume workouts.

Every day i walk away from training feeling like a tank instead of too tired to stand.

As for scheduling, this has worked better than i could have dreamed. When my workouts took an hour, i was up at 530 to caffinate and go. It straight up ruined my day at the opportunity cost of getting a workout in. Introducing shorter high frequency workouts means a bedtime of 1030 (sometimes 930 or 10) and a wake time of 630. I feel healthier because of this change, and havent really needed coffee post workout to sustain myself at work. Socially, im still able to go out during the week and be in bed without fucking this schedule up.

Im only about a month in, but this has been a great experience.

Old people eyes wide shut orgy music video

https://open.spotify.com/track/77BAdEE2DDdMlobG86ZV5x?si=-NZtX-d9RyGq7QXehubI1A

Artist: beatangers
Song: my game

Cant listen to this while lifting anymore. I keep imagining an escalating high end sex party with super senior citizens.

The party gets sloppy as fuck. Doing bumps of vyvanse and viagra off of crusty nipples. Some peeps hanging back and eating the catered country kitchen buffet. New offerings of tatted up seniors that look like dhalsim get carried in by lesser seniors. the party stops as their king arrives, then they descend on him and devour every wrinkle.

The 'ooooh's' in the song are mixed with extreme close up O faces. You cant tell where hips begin and fake hips end.

I love this song.

Friday, October 12, 2018

Wisconsin method day 19: 10/12/18 getting better

The wave of disappointment from my job fuckup is over. Finding i generally sleep better if i complete tiny tasks before bed. Can be anything really. Cut nails. Clean bathroom. Call mom. Whatever.

Considering the biggest driver behind my poor sleep is FUCK NOTHING IS DONE I SUCCKKKKK this is a good pathway.

Sex drive: nothin bruh. Again, situational
Mood/confidence: pretty stellar

Workout
Seated row 200lbsx22 reps (+2 reps from yesterday, likely due to the violent concentrics i added in)
LM press 4plates, 1dime x1
--grrrinder. This was really hard. May have 1 day left in me before we switch to dips
Rear delt raise 12.5x35,25,15,5
--these are feeling great. And hot damn do my shoulders look good pumped up
Tricep and bicep band work

Stretches today added on front splits. This felt GREAT on my back. I felt a stretch right in between my left glute and hamstring (i.e. where things are boned) that i havent before.

I tried opened today with power cleans. Noooooope. They didnt hurt, but it was like watching an alcoholic say hell just have 1 shot of schnapps. Cmon buddy, what are you doing. Kids are watching.

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Wisconsin method day 18: 10/11/18 worse

I didnt post yesterday because i made the biggest fuckup of my career on the 9th. Fixable, im prob not getting fired, but it took the piss out of me.

Lower back has been shitty again, so we are shifting to entirely upper body.

Workout
Seated cable row 200x20
--this is the stack, so subsequent days will be used to increase reps
Lm press 4plates 1nickel x1
--wooooo baby
Chinup 1x9, shit set
Rear delt raise 12.5lbs x25, x15, x30
Stretches and neck work
Triceps and biceps are a little beat up, saving for tomorrow

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Wisconsin method day 16: 10/9/18 bad day

Bulgarian split squats were NOT happening today. Remember how much i said they lit up my glutes? Well apparently they did way too well. Even bodyweight hurt like a mofo. I tried to circle back and only do the right leg, but same dealeo.

Ill retry tomorrow, as ive been enjoying this cycle. If it feels like dogshit, ill switch to a pull type movement (power clean, snatch high pull, t bar row).

Sex drive: even keel man
Mood/confidence: great again. I dunno if gettinf drunk Saturday threw me off or what, but im back to feeling awesome.

Workout
Bulgarian split squat (right): 160x2, 140x3x1
Landmine press 3plates, 1quarter, 1dime x1
--mega easy
Rear delt raise x50,40,30,20,10 with 10lbs

Monday, October 8, 2018

Wisconsin method day 15: 10/8/18 stretch mofo

One day of no stretching and im feeling it. Gotcha. High frequency means prehab is mandatory. My body otherwise feels pretty great.

Dancing over the weekend let me know how south my conditioning has gone. Kind of expected but still annoying. Ill ramp up a little night conditioning for the next few weeks or else hulaween is going to bury me.

Sex drive: looking at all the butts, but mostly appreciating and moving on.
Considence/mood: excellent, although i notice a hit from drinking Saturday. I literally felt unstoppable until my first beer on saturday.

Workout
BSS (right) 155x2, 135x10x1
--still way harder than the left leg
Landmine press 3plates 1quarter x1
Stretches
Chinup 1x13
Rear delt raise 10lbs 40,30,20,10
Tricep and bicep band work
--loving these so much. My friend commented this weekend that i looked like an 80s workout video. Solid. Will post a video of Eric Bugenhagen in a separate post

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Wisconsin method day 14: 10/7/18

Hung over, doesnt matter. Lifting is feeling routine. Feeling some extreme soreness in both my legs and shoulders, but nothing feels close to injury.

All the things: great

Workout
Bulgarian split squat (left)  185x2, 165x10x1
--eaaaasy
Btnpp 235x1
--easy but scary. Changing to the horizontal press track

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Wisconsin method day 13: 10/6/18

Ate all the carbs last night (deliberate). My carb intake for the most part has been in the morning pre lift, but this was a welcome change for the weekend.

Sex drive: pretty decent. Again, situational. It's like nothing is armed and ready until my brain sees something it likes. Then its like WE'RE UNDER HEAVY FIRE. ALL PARATROOPERS OUT. DO YOU WANNA DIE. (Boner paratroopers) sir we are miles from the drop zone. SOLDIER THAT IS ASS AND TITTY ARTILLERY FIRE. JUMP NOW. Foosh (boner misfire fx)!
Mood/confidence: still pretty great

Workout
Bulgarian split squat (right) 155x5x1, 145x5x1
--As expected, my non dominant leg sucked at its first try. No worries here.
Push press 225x1
--this is a mother fuckin PR. Ive gotten this over my head behind the neck, but never in front. This was scary as fuck. Switching to behind the neck for the next cycle
Chinups 1x14
--volatile number of daily reps. I may try mixing up the grip daily as well
Rear delt raises 5lbs x150 reps (50,40,30,20,10 one ark at a time)
Tricep and bicep band work
Neck work
Stretching. Extra attention given to shoulders and triceps

Friday, October 5, 2018

Wisconsin method day 12: 10/5/18

Yesterday kind of blew in retrospect. Yes i felt awesome. Yes my lifts didnt suck too bad for coming off a layoff. But god damn if my back isnt sending all sorts of warning signs post lifting and tennis.

Today i switched things up a little bit and tried bulgaroan split squats for the first time. Couple of thoughts:
- my gyms power racks make it impossible to set up safety, so max effort is not in the cards
- daily max followed by volume feels fine, just fine
- holy fuck my glutes are awake! Killer.

Sex drive: talked to the girl im seeing last night. Got mega horny, then nothing. So, sex drive is there, just selectively there. Im off porn completely, so im really just not being bombarded by titties, and titties are not on the brain
Confidence: aggression was great
Mood: excellent if not a but tired. I got to sleep at 10 and woke up at 4 WIRED. Lame

Workout
Bulgarian split squat (left): 195x1 (difficult)
155x10x1, 1min rest
Push press 220x1. Difficult but 225 is def there tomorrow

Considering how much fuck about time i spent on split squats, i ended here after a small amount of tricep work and stretching.

Biggest victories today is how good my back feels, finding a movement that wakes my glutes up, and knowing how much stronger im going to get on split squats compared to today.

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Wisconsin day 11: 10/4/18

Today was fuckin great! Switched movements across the board and glad i did.

Sex drive: not there
Confidence/energy/mood: great

Today i was able to access some much needed aggression. The change? Fucking metalocalyse soundtrack that's what.

Workout
Zercher squat 315x1 (grinder, but 305 was smooth as buttuh)
Push press 215x1
Shoulder raise 10lbs x55, x20
Tricep and bicep band work
Stretching

Happy i went back to push pressing today. I really didnt milk it last week, leaving a lot on the table. The major difference today was definitely technique driven. Keeping the bar high up on my collar bone made the bar path way easier to stick to.

A good progression here may be
OHP > push press > behind the neck push jerk

Similarly, for horizontal pressing
Landmine press > dips > floor press

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Wisconsin method day 10: 10/3/18

Feeling like a fucking tank today. Surprisingly, this did not transfer to lifting. Go figure.

Small modifications to diet and lifting. All of them felt pretty damn good.

Diet changes:
Usually im strict keto during the week. This is not because im trying to establish long term ketosis, but because i generally feel better during the workday when carbs are absent. No post lunch slowdown, and I can push my meals until later in the day.

Change today was starting out with a few carbs preworkout (small bowl of frozen cherries). Felt great going into my workout.

Workout changes:
Squatting before pressing, and making my squat a top double instead of single. This worked really well, and may allow me go stick with a lower body movement longer.

Sex drive: not bad not bad
Confidence/mood/energy: fucking awesome

I was productive as hell last night. Focussing on completing a few small tasks helped me calm the fuck down before bed. Sleep was amazing.

Workout
Front squat 245x1x2
Landmine press 3plates 1quarter x 3
Chinup 1x15
Rear delt raise 10lbs 1x17, 1x25
Tricep and bicep band work dropset

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Wisconsin method day 9: 10/2/18

Getting worse across the board. Again, shit sleep after getting in bed by 10 (then struggling until i woke up at 630).

Trying a change tonight by:
- getting a short dance in to wear myself out
- completing a few small tasks so my brain isnt on douche mode

Workout
Landmine press 3plates, 2quarters x2
--like this a ton. Going ro try for more reps tomorrow instead of nore weight
Rear delt raise 10lbs 1x60, 1x20
Front squat 270x1
--awful. Switching out
Tricep and bicep band work
Stretches

Monday, October 1, 2018

Wisconsin method day 8: 10/1/18

Horrible sleep last night. Fuckkk fuck fuck fuck. All things considered, i did ok, but blargh man.

Really need to keep up last weeks trend of leaving my phone alone late night.

Sex drive: aight. Maybe stop force diddling myself eh?
Mood/energy: 5/10

Workout
Push press 205x1
Front squat 275x1 (still hard, but not getting harder than previous days)
Pause front squat 205x2x2
Rear dealt raise 10lbs x 60 reps
Neck work amap