I got in my first car accident today. Some piece of shit turned left in front of me (he wasn't in a turn lane) as I was going straight. Cops show up and it's basically my word against his. No citations given out, I just listen to this clown talk about I turned into him instead of the other way around.
Lessons learned
- get a dash cam
If I had footage of this, he would have been ultra mega fucked. I would have enjoyed taking that bag of dicks down a peg after he lied his ass off.
- get a dash cam
If I had footage of this, he would have been ultra mega fucked. I would have enjoyed taking that bag of dicks down a peg after he lied his ass off.
- have my paperwork in line
My glove compartment is full of junk. The cop looked at me like...is this kike fucking serious? The other guy can't drive in a straight line, but he had his stuff ready to go.
My glove compartment is full of junk. The cop looked at me like...is this kike fucking serious? The other guy can't drive in a straight line, but he had his stuff ready to go.
- have sex with Cameron Diaz
Might be nice
Might be nice
