Thursday, June 30, 2016

Fuck the fucking fucks

I got in my first car accident today. Some piece of shit turned left in front of me (he wasn't in a turn lane) as I was going straight. Cops show up and it's basically my word against his. No citations given out, I just listen to this clown talk about I turned into him instead of the other way around.

Lessons learned
- get a dash cam
If I had footage of this, he would have been ultra mega fucked. I would have enjoyed taking that bag of dicks down a peg after he lied his ass off.

- have my paperwork in line
My glove compartment is full of junk. The cop looked at me this kike fucking serious? The other guy can't drive in a straight line, but he had his stuff ready to go.

- have sex with Cameron Diaz
Might be nice