Monday, May 27, 2013

Training: Last month and this month

1. Last Month
Last month I dabbled in The Hepburn Method (one of the routines used by Doug Hepburn, Canadian strongman and weightlifter).


Don't hate. You should look so good in spandex.



























Monday/Thursday
Squat 8x2
- 80% 1RM
- Rest 2min between sets
Rest 5min
Squat 3x6
- 60% 1RM
- Rest 2min between sets
Bench Press 8x2
- 80% 1RM
- Rest 2min between sets
Rest 5min
Bench Press 3x6
- 60% 1RM
- Rest 2min between sets

Tuesday/Friday
Deadlift 80% 1RM 8x2, rest 2min between sets
Rest 5min
Deadlift 60% 1RM 3x6, rest 2min between sets
Overhead Press 80% 1RM 8x2, rest 2min between sets
Rest 5min
Overhead Press 60% 1RM 3x6, rest 2min between sets

For the entire month, add no weight to the bar. Instead, you will add a single rep every workout to both the 80% and 60% sets.

Example:
Monday 1
Squat 2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2
Squat 6,6,6
Bench 2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2
Bench 6,6,6

Thursday 1
Squat 3,2,2,2,2,2,2,2
Squat 7,6,6
Bench 3,2,2,2,2,2,2,2
Bench 7,6,6

Monday 2
Squat 3,3,2,2,2,2,2,2
Squat 7,7,6
Bench 3,3,2,2,2,2,2,2
Bench 7,7,6

Thursday 2
Squat 3,3,3,2,2,2,2,2
Squat 7,7,7
Bench 3,3,3,2,2,2,2,2
Bench 7,7,7

Continue in this fashion every workout until your volume reaches 8x3 for the 80% sets and 3x8 for the 60% sets. After this workout, increase every lift by 5-10lbs and restart the cycle at 8x2 and 3x6.

i.e.
Squat 3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3
Squat 8,8,8
Bench 3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3
Bench 8,8,8

Results from last month:
Every workout was challenging without experiencing a single grinder. I found that the bar speed increased on all major lifts even as I increased the volume. While I feel that the weights I used for this month became my bitch, anything heavier still feels like a foreign challenge. Also, my ability to safely do reps on the squat after low rep work is abysmal (my knees sometimes hurt for days). I hurt my neck overhead pressing in week 3, but that is hardly the program's fault.

The largest benefit I see here is that the Hepburn method allows a lifter to make continual (although, mechanical) progress while minimizing the number of shitty workouts. While this may seem minor, I was able to complete each workout even on days where I was undernourished or had poor sleep. So, if slow and steady is your style, you may want to check this routine out (Google: Doug Hepburn method for other routines by the same name).


2. This Month
My main driver for change is based on both the logical and the superficial...

Ze logical: Injuring my neck sucked fucking ass. This is the 4th (count'em 4) time I have injured my neck overhead pressing. Every time it happens, I take a break from that particular lift, try to learn what I did wrong, then attempt again with a renewed sense of self. Then, BOOM, headshot. As much as I love crawling out of bed (makes me feel like a low HP Snake Plissken) and counting the hours before the nearest Urgent Care opens, I'm done with this crap. The incline bench press supposedly (I have 0 experience with this lift) has a large carryover to the overhead press, fast overhead lifts, and bench press. This month will hopefully tell whether there is any validity to that claim.

Ze Superficial: I love olympic lift variations, chinups, and dips. There is nothing wrong with Hepburn's lift choices, but I am not competing in anything in the near future. So, fuck it, I do what I want.

Monday
Chinup
- Work up to a max rep weighted set for the day
- When the number of reps/set for the max set drops below 5, reset at a new 10RM
Powerclean or High Pull
- Either one, it doesn't really matter
- Put 30 minutes on the clock. If you can complete 18 singles in this time period, up the weight by 10lbs.
- Backoff sets of 3x6

Wednesday
Dips 8x2
- Work up to a max rep weighted set for the day
- When the number of reps/set for the max set drops below 5, reset at a new 10RM
Back Squat
- Put 30 minutes on the clock. If you can complete 18 singles in this time period, up the weight by 10lbs.
- Backoff sets of 3x6
Dip Supports
- Strap as much weight around my waist as possible
- Hold at extension for 20s-60s

Friday
Sumo Deadlift/Power Shrugs
- Put 30 minutes on the clock. If you can complete 18 singles in this time period, up the weight by 10lbs.
- Backoff sets of 3x6.
Seated Rows 3x9-12

Sunday
Partial Squats
- 1/4 squats off of pins
- Each rep is held for a count of 2
- Work up to a max triple
- 85%-90% of the max triple 8x3, 1min rest between sets
Behind the Neck Push Press
- Put 30 minutes on the clock. If you can complete 18 singles in this time period, up the weight by 10lbs.
- Backoff sets of 3x6..

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Quiche

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Tried a new recipe. Takes about 40min to make with prep and cooking time.

Ingredients/Supplies:
1 bag spinach
8-16 eggs
0.5lb-1lb ground beef
Small-medium pie pan (I bought the basic size available from Publix)

Preparation:
1. Wash 1 bag of uncooked spinach
2. Beat eggs in a small bowl (this may be done during subsequent steps)
3. Preheat oven to 350deg
4. Brown 0.5lb-1lb of ground beef.
5. Scoop a few tablespoons of butter into a saucer. Lightly brown 3-4 scoops of minced garlic on medium heat. Add the bag of spinach. Cook down until it resembles Popeye's hard-on.
6. Add eggs, beef, spinach, and garlic into a pie pan. Carefully insert onto center rack in the oven.
7. Bake for 30-35min
8. Feast
9. Poop
10. Remember

This is the quiche at its most basic form. Feel free to add other meats, cheese, and vegetables.


Stupid stupid rat people love quiche. So should you.