Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Archer: DragonCon 2011

In addition to Kratos, I played Woodhouse Manservant in an Archer group costume (by far the worst outfit of anyone, by whatevs). If you have not seen Archer, get the fuck on hulu now and fix yourself.

Full team. Looking sexy.

Woodhouse and Gaara go way back to the old war

S'ok, happens 2-3 times a year

What about "I'm a cyborg" do you not understand?

Cause how hard is it to poach a God damnned egg Woodhouse?


Go ahead and shoot. That's how you get ants.

Bock Bock

Archer panel: Lucky Yates (voice of Krieger, face of Ray), a whole bunch of background artists

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Kratos Fan Art

Love. This.

Dragoncon 2012: Costume Ideas

1. Gantz Super Suit
In case you didn't know, Gantz is the only manga series that takes pride in killing off it's main characters. Like this guy? Poof. Dead. This chick just got nailed in her brown uhoh. Cool. Poof. Dead.

Basically, there is a being called Gantz who makes copies of humans when they die (this will be the 2 second summary of this show). The copies are forced to fight against aliens in a hunt armed with futuristic weapons and power suits. If you die fighting the aliens, you are dead for good. If you survive, you have the opportunity to earn points for the aliens you have killed. When you reach 100 points, you have 3 options: go free (and have your memory wiped),  start again at 0 points and get a super cool weapon, or exchange 100 points to revive someone who has died while attached to Gantz (anyone who has been made into a copy).

Some people get addicted to the hunt itself, and end up choosing option 2. Clearing once gets you a Z-gun.

After several hundred points have been earned (it has not been made clear how many clears earns this), you get a super suit. This is what I want to make for next year's DragonCon.

Someone has already created a rendered version, so I have a place to start.

2. Edgar (Final Fantasy 6)
One of my favorite characters for the first half of Final Fantasy 6, Edgar is kind of a pretty boy.

Why would I want to dress up like this tool? Easy, he has tools.

Chain Saw Grawwwwwww!
Edgar totes an autocrossbow, air anchor, bio blaster, chain saw, debilitator, drill, flash, and noise maker. I want to find a way to carry and use them all.

3. Wolfwood (Trigun)
Giant cross wielding maniac priest. What is a Jew to do?

 4. God Kefka (Final Fantasy 6)
After Kefka absorbs the powers from the Gods of Magic, he becomes more than a wicked clown. He goes full purple, lays Ultima spells on you like hot cakes, and plays with a little version of himself. Badass.

 5. Steampunk Dark Link
I have no idea what this would look like. Something as a combination of the following costumes...

6. Goldmember

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Kratos: DragonCon 2011

Finally! Some fucking cosplay!

My skin is irritated as hell from the shaving and makeup, my feet have blisters from the shitty sandals, and my thighs have 0 zero skin left on them from the bandages I wore.

Who gives a shit. I am Kratos.

Taken by my coworker. About when the bandages started to slip.

Oh hai there. Fuck you.

Crazy 88 vs Hammer


You want MORE?

Dr. Henrietta Killinger and her magical murder bag

Talking shop

Wood Man, Magnet Man, and Blackie?

Lich King. Epic.

Roy Mustang stole my shit



Sweep vs hammer. Sweep is a dick.

My pretend girlfriend for the night to fend off the bad touch cougars


Upset at having my hammer blocked, I kill a leprechaun

Had no idea they were doing other poses
Don't remember this. Don't care.