Monday, June 16, 2014

George Martin, you gonna die

I thought of something the other day.

It is socially unacceptable to tell the elderly they are near death, unless their name is George Martin. If their name is George Martin, it is your civic duty to tell him every day how close he is to death. Bitch, you have 2-3 books left to write. Hurry up. Hurry up and make them good. You gonna die. Like any day now. When are we gonna see a dragon battle? Where the fuck are the white walkers? Is Sam gonna get laid again? Can he not? Is Jon Snow really Jon Targaryen?  We've gotta know. And we wont, cause you're gonna die. Fuck you George Martin,  I'll spit on your grave.

I didn't mean any of it. I love you with mouth. But you gonna die.

Edit 7/9/14

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