Wednesday, June 19, 2024

the generalist and systems, not goals

I'm not training for a specific goal. I have no much lose X pounds or lift Y weight, but I still want to improve my healthy size and strength. The most specific I will ever get is: I should be above average at most things I never train for. Meaning my body will never be the limitation on what I try. My skills on the other hand? You can exhibit athletic qualities without being an athlete. 

Without a specific goal in mind, training and diet work better within the realm of a system of approach. Said system differs from a program as there is no intended results or outputs - very similar to Dan Johns park bench versus bus bench type of programs (note: this being a firm park bench). Your system will look different than mine. 

System params
Lift
- 1x every 3 days.
- linear progression. Swap movements when progress stalls.
- multiple small meals.
Non lifting
- one meal a day.
- highlight odd objects - sandbags, kettlebell, maces, etc.

There are no parameters tied to specific reps, weight, movements, or sets. Effort and consistency trumps a plan. I will never win a competition with this system, nor do I intend to or care. I will on the other hand, make progress on all metrics I give a crap about without needing to get specific. That's good enough. And good enough is pretty good.

Friday, June 14, 2024

prehab and rehab per fuckup

Prerequisite I'm not a doctor. This is not advice. Everything in this post has worked for me when I've been hurt or trying to prevent being hurt for different body parts. Take as you will.

Lower back

Injury history
- 2011: L5/S1 herniation. Could barely move.
- 2018: L5/S1 and other (forget which) herniation. Way fuckin worse than 2011.

Healing tactics - Charlie what do now
- daily walks. Frequency is way more important than length (3x 10min > 1x 30min).
- abdominal work. Whatever is possible - planks, side plans, ab wheel, mace/club swings.
- Romanian deadlifts/good mornings. Bodyweight (i.e. unloaded) if need be. Wait until traumatic injury pains are dulled or gone before embarking. The goal is to move through a long range of motion and get copious amounts of blood flow.

Training while injured - Charlie what do
Calisthenics are your friend. If an angle or range of motion hurts or makes your pain/sciatica worse, don't do it. Crazy right?

Good example with me. Pullup and dip variations feel great. Pushup and row variations felt awful because of massive pressure I felt on my back. If it hurts, don't do it!

Prevention tactics - Charlie how not do again 
- repeat of daily walks and abdominal work from healing tactics.
- strengthen and stretch hip flexors and hamstrings.

Neck
Injury history 
- 2021: Multiple disc bulges. My entire left arm went numb for an extended period of time (note: as of 2024, some residual nerve damage is still present). I lost the ability to pull with my left arm entirely.

Healing tactics
- repeat of daily walks from lower back section
 You really just should be walking a lot bruh. 
- stretch chest and neck as possible. Mobility through large slow arm swings and neck rotations. Only work in pain free ranges of motion or ranges that do not increase your numbness.

Training while injured
Not gonna lie, this fucking sucks. Your options are very limited unless you want to prolong your injury timeline.

What worked for me was all lower body focused where load was not a main factor. Specifically:
- bodyweight squat variations.
- sled drags.

Prevention tactics
- repeat of healing tactics.
- avoid blatantly dangerous exercise variations (note: for me, this is barbell overhead press) until your shit is fixed.
- mace swings are greatly assisting with mobility of my chest, shoulders, and lats. This has been $$$$. Notably, mace swings when I was healing was the exact opposite of what I needed. I would have been better off doing pendulum swings (which I do for warmups now) to open up my last and shoulders).

Knees
Injury history
2019: decided to do multiple weeks 20 rep front squats with bodyweight. Lol ok. Nothing diagnosed other than it fucking hurt.
2021: hurt my neck and knee at the same time. Again no diagnosis.
2023: weird ass nerve damage due to a swelling of the patella tendon.

Healing and prevention
I don't know man. I'm still working this out, but I'm making progress. I've been to multiple rounds of physical therapy, and they were great to help me move from barely functional to absolute shit but could walk ok, but the move back to athletic is ongoing.

Finding one arm.weighted walks feel VERY good


What has helped:
- knees over toes 'zero' protocol. Exactly as written.
- engaging my entire foot when lifting and spreading my toes. 
- sled work sparingly. Knees over toes touts this a ton, but backwards sled especially tightens me up.
- slow introduction back into leg training has been helpful. Ripped directly from Julien hard:
1. Add frequency before volume and fatigue
2. Add volume and fatigue before full range of motion
3. Add full range of motion before adding load/tension
4. Add load/tension before adding speed
5. Add speed before impact

Add one variable at a time. 


Thursday, June 13, 2024

lady bulk

My dog, Lady, has the best eating discipline. No, it doesn't make sense. Yes, I get jealous every time I see her eat. 

What does she do that I envy? She refuses to eat any meal unless she's been walked, has played, or sprinted. What does she eat (granted, she doesn't have a choice here)? High ass protein and fat. The result is a jacked pitbull mix.

The lesson here is earning your calories then choosing the right fuel. Is there any real reason you need to eat before you've exercised? This isn't a nod to say if you don't exercise then you don't need to eat period, but a one meal a day format works great to compliment that situation. 

Food should support your activity level.