Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Dragoncon 2014 Photo Album

Had to walk around post DCon with my last costume's haircut
Where's Wal-omfgrunrunrunrun
This guy is a dick in Punch Out
Oh hi Mark
Ace!
El Fuerte and Chun Li
Best accidental picture ever
This Canti was a dancing fool
This guy was breaking it down without breaking character. Ever see a toy dance?
Shoryuken
Instant prison murder
Vega and Dhalsim
Fat Chance
Most excellent Henchman 21
Perfect Rocky 4
Nick, Shea, and myself. 3, 2, 1, let's jam.
Shea and Nick as Kitinka and Mugatu
Terrifying Obama. He was break dancing while holding an AK47
Ryan being scary as hell
I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!
He said he didn't want to take a picture until he had powered up.
Comedian meets Mr. Smiley
They both were giggling while taking this shot. It was awful.
Nightmare
Dante from DMC
Not my picture, but a shot of the Dickbutt at a rave
Mr. Smiley versus Slenderman
Took 2hrs and a lot of vodka
Prey has been marked
Camera 1
Camera 2
Camera 3
Camera 4
Yatzee
Dark Link
What're ya gay or somethin? You know what I'm talkin about Fry Man!
It looks like Nick is farting his coat back
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Squall FF8
El Fuerte and Balrog
Mr. 2
Jeebus
Dude was walking around during the wrestling match
AwesomeAkuma
Shea, Kit, and Andrea getting ready to go out
The most beautiful Batman
Me as Derek Zoolander
The group prior to drinking and costumes

Monday, June 16, 2014

George Martin, you gonna die















I thought of something the other day.

It is socially unacceptable to tell the elderly they are near death, unless their name is George Martin. If their name is George Martin, it is your civic duty to tell him every day how close he is to death. Bitch, you have 2-3 books left to write. Hurry up. Hurry up and make them good. You gonna die. Like any day now. When are we gonna see a dragon battle? Where the fuck are the white walkers? Is Sam gonna get laid again? Can he not? Is Jon Snow really Jon Targaryen?  We've gotta know. And we wont, cause you're gonna die. Fuck you George Martin,  I'll spit on your grave.

I didn't mean any of it. I love you with mouth. But you gonna die.

Edit 7/9/14
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/george-rr-martin-will-he-finish/