Superman

I dressed up like Superman for my kickball game yesterday. Afterwards, I helped a teammate move to her new place in Alpharetta. There were 3 children playing inside the house when they see Superman carrying a TV into their home, to which I received a chorus of SUPERMAN!!!!!

The youngest approached me and asked: How do I become big and strong like you Superman? My first idea was to tell him something generic and lame like eat your veggies, or study hard.

No. Fuck that. I looked him in the eye and said what needed to be said.

Squats.

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