Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Greasing the Groove: Slowly accumulate volume
- Do not lift until failure
- Do not amp yourself up for a set
- Accumulate volume over time without building lactic acid or fatigue
I've only been playing around this with this method for a few weeks, but I'm definitely a fan.Since I quit the gym, my workouts have generally stuck in three(3) categories:
- Quick and the dead | Pavel meets pushups and swings
- Suitcase carries | Walk around the neighborhood with a single kettlebell
- Greasing the groove
The last item deserves some explanation. Searching online leads me to a lot of structured ideas. Every idea has a different idea on frequency (1 set every hour, do a bunch of tiny sets throughout a workout, etc) but they all agree on the same modality: do not lift until failure. Or do a little bit every so often. The way I'm able to do this working from home is by cleaning and pressing the same kettlebell whenever I want a quick break. How many reps I get per arm per set really doesn't matter. How often I actually do this doesn't matter. It's practice. Specifically, practicing with clean, fast reps.
Unlike something like reverse pyramid training, my goal is not to get X reps before I level up in weight. My goal is to be able to easily get X reps on average every time I pick up the bell. Although I focus on speed and form, I'm not amping myself up for any set. I'll gladly stop 1 or several reps short of failure. The weird shit is that it's working, and it's working really well.
Week 1 avg reps Kettlebell OHP: 2-3
Week 2 avg reps Kettlebell OHP: 3-5
Week 3 avg reps Kettlebell OHP: 4-7
This is without straining or counting reps/sets. I'm looking forward do getting sets of 10 to 20. Were the volume comes so easily that it only makes sense to get a heavier bell.
Monday, December 23, 2019
quick and the dead 4: little slow, low volume day
Thursday, December 19, 2019
home gym wish list
Morning KB Walk: love this
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
quick and the dead 3: feeling great
Been greasing the groove with my kettlebell at home and my bands at work. Doing either curls, OHP, one leg RDL, whatever. I'll stop before the speed even slows down. The goal is overall daily volume without introducing a burn.
Quick and the dead workout 3
Swing:
- One armed
- Series = 4x5
- Volume = 80 reps
Pushup style:
- Palms (fists still hurt)
- Series = 2x10
- Volume = 80 reps
Monday, December 16, 2019
Thursday, December 12, 2019
leangains 231: punch the clock, horizontal
Wednesday, December 11, 2019
quick and the dead 1
Monday, December 9, 2019
leangains 230: not good
Saturday, December 7, 2019
leangains 229: punch the clock
Inc fat grip DB Bench 70x10, 60x13, 50x26
Inc chest supported row 50x8, 30x12, 15x30
Tricep pushdowns x2
Cable curls 30x2x25
Finisher: 5min suitcase carry 50lbs
I don't think I'll return to chest supported rows. Couple of reasons.
- Not as good or as heavy as cable rows.
- Not as good of a squeeze as inverted rows.
something something i love one arm weighted carries
The two(2) I love right now are waiters walks and suitcase carries.
Waiters Walks
What is it: Walk with a kettlebell or dumbbell overhead
Why it's awesome:
- My shoulders feel bulletproof
- Great cardio
- Obliques get worked something fierce
Suitcase Carries
What is it: Walk with a kettlebell or dumbbell next to your body (i.e. a one handed farmers walk)
Why it's awesome:
- This is the best ab workout ever. My back feels bulletproof more so than any other type of recovery method I've used to rehab my back. This is a god damn game changer and I love it.
- Great cardio
- Can go heavier than waiters walks without jeopardizing safety
Benefits to Both
- Injury prevention
- Fat loss
- Grip and ab strength
How to Incorporate
- It's own training day: 20min of as much distance as possible. Go heavy.
- End of a regular training day: 5min of as much distance as possible. Use medium weights (just less than isolated training days).
Thursday, December 5, 2019
im embaressed at my lack of creativity (circa 10yrs ago)
new years resolutions 2020
Do grease the groove for an entire year while you work from home
Your immediate goal is to show up to Bonnaroo injury free and able to dance.
Your long term goal is to be in great shape as a dad.
gpp 9: focus on speed. speed is reliable
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
leans 228 not bad not bad
Sunday, December 1, 2019
heavy press 228
Friday, November 29, 2019
gpp 8: adding some leg stuff
Thursday, November 28, 2019
leans 227: cheating for thanksgiving
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
gpp 7: meh overhead carry
Monday, November 25, 2019
a benefit to general strength
leangains 226: punch the clock, horizontal
Saturday, November 23, 2019
leangains 225
gpp 6: trap bar carry
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
gpp session 5: feeling greeeaatttttt
Tuesday, November 19, 2019
leangains 224: unfamiliar movements
Sunday, November 17, 2019
GPP Session 4: Cross walks on the cardio end
Warmup
6min on recumbent bike
Single leg RDL's
Workout
20min cross walk
- 50lb DB fat grip overhead
- 35lbs kettlebell in the walking hand
Very light lat work
Hang
Really could have done without the lat work to be honest. Still sore as fuck from the last RPT session. I ate the house down when I got home. Poor Ana had made a killer breakfast I inhaled. Then went immediately for a second meal.
Saturday, November 16, 2019
Reverse Pyramid and Conditioning
This is how things go:
- Use a straightforward routine. Make gains.
- Miss a movement or experiment with a new methodology.
- Continue to tweak until the training system that worked is unrecognizable.
- Try multiple routines. None of them feel right. Or worse. Some of them feel slightly right.
- Revert to old system that was working. Count the months I lost to bullshit.
Remember this asshole. What works for you is reverse pyramid and cardio in the form of GPP. You actually really like it. It's insane that you would ever deviate, but here we are.
REMEMBER STAN. RE-MEM-BER.
Reverse Pyramid Training (right outta leangains)
Trap Bar Dead 2x6
Fat grip dumbbell press 3x8
Tri/Bi 2x10
Fat grip inc DB Bench 3x8
Inv row 3x8
Tri/Bi 2x10
Zercher Squat 3x10
Chinup 3x8
Tri/Bi 2x10
Plateau 1:
- Condition: Reps have not moved up for a week in all tiers (it's ok if set 1 and 2 do not)
Plateau 2:
- Condition: Reps have not moved up for 2 weeks
- Action: Change movements
Conditioning
20min of waiters walks, cross walks, or suitcase carries
Minor assistance for back, rear delts, and hamstrings
Don't worry about increasing weight often. Worry about getting more and more reps with the same weight until it becomes easy. This is your cardio motherfucker.
Friday, November 15, 2019
leangains 223: punch the clock
Thursday, November 14, 2019
gpp workout 3: hardest waiters walk
Wednesday, November 13, 2019
ladder work 222
Friday, November 8, 2019
gpp workout 2: one arm farmers walk
Thursday, November 7, 2019
lift 221: no sleepkmeg workout
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
band pull throughs
Tuesday, November 5, 2019
GPP Workout 1: Crosswalk
Light band overhead press 50-100 reps per arm
Band leg curls 20-50 reps per leg
Band pull through 10-30 reps
Side and front ab bridges
GPP Implements
- 1 fat grip
- 1 dumbbell (waiters walk)
- 1 (Whatever, I used a sandbag. A dumbbell works fine as well)
GPP Workout
20-30min crosswalk
- HAND1: fat grip dumbbell overhead
- HAND2: second implement in farmers position
Increase weight when you walk 1 mile.
Focus on speed.
Do not go to failure (the waiters walk dumbbell will fail first). Switch arms and keep going. Rest when needed but try to keep moving.
Cooldown
Band pull throughs 10-30 reps
Hang from a pullup bar 2-3 sets of 60-120 seconds
condition 220 experimentation and success
Monday, November 4, 2019
condition 219
Saturday, November 2, 2019
condition 218 fat grippppsssss
Friday, November 1, 2019
condition 217
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
condition 215 and 216: knee hurt
Tuesday, October 22, 2019
skyrim 214: post bachelor and pre hula
Friday, October 18, 2019
skyrim 213: conditioning
Edit: Maybe this is fine? Fast forward a few hours and i feel fine. Back actually feels pretty great. Grip feels strong af.
Thursday, October 17, 2019
skyrim 211 and 212
Monday, October 14, 2019
Ne 210 heavy
Fg Dips 70x5
Fs 205x10
Fs shrug 205x10
Fg one arm press 55x7,6,6
Inv row 35x9,9,7
Tri push ss rear delt raise 30x29, 25, 15
Ez curl 95 x8,12,12
Landmine l side raise, side raise, front press, push press
-- love this
Hang 25x1.5min
Not sure what to think of this workout. Summary:
- Dips sucked
- front squats were ok
- partial front squats were a big nono
- front squat shrugs were better than regular shrugs
- curls were great
What im taking away from this session is that off days need to be OFF days. This doesnt meant 0 activity. It means my activity cant be work out minis.
Instead of say...500 rows and 200 pushups and 15 front squats and kb swings.
Maybe try:
- ab work
- mobility and dynamic stretches
- kb swings for conditioning
- static stretching
Saturday, October 12, 2019
Tonic workout
Front squat 180x5x3
-- meh maybe skip
Kb swings 45lbs 5rounds 40s on, 20s off
Got gassed woof conditioning
Need moar conditioning
Thursday, October 10, 2019
Back extensions bro
Im about done with these. It's not that theyre bad. Theyre just not helpful for the same reasons banded good mornings suck.
My back really really doesnt like the compression. That's about it.
If we do something like one leg rdls, i get a back pump, hamstrings are worked, and i dont get tue god damn compression.
Thoughtssss
I regret cardio
Dont get me wrong. Cardio felt great and i want ti do more of it. But when im at a large calorie deficit and little sleep it was dumb.
Dips 40x12,9 30x10 25x8
Fs 175x20 --fantastic
Oap 40x12 35x16,16,16
Bw inverted row 16,16,13,12,9
Tri ext
Db shrug 70x12, 60x12, 50x10
Tri cable ext
Rear delt raise
Cable shrugs, hold for tension
Ez curl 55x16,16,14,9 fat grip
Band leg curls
clamshells
Hang 90lbs
That hang was not good. Wtf. My back doesnt hurt but its hot. Im mainlining tumeric.
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Cardio
Easy day today.
Shoulder mobility
Walk on an 11deg incline for 30min, 3.1mph
3 sets of bw hangs
I did some banded good mornings yesterday that did not make my back so happy. Dont do that again.
Monday, October 7, 2019
NE 209
Backing down the frequency so i can recover better and fast more.
Dips 65x7
Fs 195x9 --still not recovered
Oap fg 50 8,8,6
Inv row 25 6,6,6 --feet elevated
Band pushdown 62,20,18
Rear raise 20,20,8
Ez curl 7,6,5
Back ext 10 12,8,7
Leg curl 40x15
Plank 10 1x3
Hang 80x60s
--some cardio, then came back
Band shrugs 1x20
Band leg curls 2x15
Band snatch shrugs
Notes
Replace leg curls with banded leg curls
Abs should always be something rotational
Add fg to curls
Workout took 1hr with stretching
Friday, October 4, 2019
Skyrim 208: still a little worn out
Ok workout overall. Everything else (sleep, food, sex drive, confidence) is great.
Workout
Fs 185x12
Pfs 345x10
Chin 50x6, 25x9
Cable row 2xamap
Hang 85x40s
Wednesday, October 2, 2019
Skyrim 207: wtf sleep
So when i do one meal a day i feel awesome during the day and fall asleep easily. But!!! Then i wake up st 330/4. Wtf body. Sleep. Sleeeeeeep.
I didn't intend on lifting this morning, but i have the energy and i need to talk to those bank of america hacks.
Ok workout for dips. Great for everything else.
Workout
Fs 170x20
-- nice
Back ext 35x15
Dips 60x6, 30x9
Bw row 1x15, 1x5 kelso
Hang 80x60s
Resr delts hold 5lbs 2min
Monday, September 30, 2019
Skyrim 206: great workout
Came in tired, left elated.
I may want 2 days of rest instead of the 1 ive been doing. Grab some more quality sleep, get in another fully fasted day, and recover better than i have been (ive been sleepy af).
Workout
Fs 175x14, tough
Back ext 25x20, 10, 5, 3
--focus on eccentric and quality reps
Trap high pull 185x10,5,5,4,3,3
-- same, focus on eccentric. Great movement for biceps surprisingly
-- dont increase weight until you hit 15
Hang 75x90s, bwx30s
Ring pushup 1x20ish?
I like adding a small press at the end. Will do the same with light pull (i.e. bw pullups or rows) to round out a day. Isolation isnt bad but doesnt make sense. Can do that shot on my day off.
Friday, September 27, 2019
Skyrim 205: back to reality
Lol the volume was draining me heart and soul. Staying awake was god damn brutal. Caring was brutal. Sleep, not so hot. Back to what is working.
Workout
Db press 60x9!!!,3,3,3,3,3,2,2,2
-- stretch after
-- this pr was fire!
-- dunno if next round of pressing i should stick to the same rubric as squats. I.e. day 1 is low rep and rest pause. Day 2 is 1x20 so i know where to restart
Back ext 35x19,10,9,8,6
-- stretch
Db rear delts 40x23, drop sets to 10lbs
Hang 75x60s
Tri push
-- use one arm so you can cheat!! Do the same thing for biceps
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
Skyrim 204: super squats
This was fun monday and torture today. I know you are supposed to use back squats for the death march, but nahhhhhhhhh.
Everything else is just volume without a top set (more or less assistance).
Workout
Lm press 45 3x12, fuck this movement
Front squat 165x20
-- went like 1x8,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1. No rerack of the bar
Pullover 20 1x20
Rear delts 40x22, drop set to 10
Stretch shoulders
Seated row 95x3x15
-- too easy. Try something else
Back ext 30x1x15, bwx1x20
Single leg rdl 30x1x10
Hang 70x60s
Friday, September 20, 2019
Skyrim 203: Higher intensity. Trying out banded GHR
205x5x1
--super easy (gooood)
Partial front squat
315x1x10
Front squat (pause)
136x1x6
Chinup
50x8
--super hard
50x3,3,2,1
30x3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3
GHR
Bunch of sets. Fucking around
--Adding band assistance is a game changer. Great add!
Leg Curl
Back ext
So game plan here...
One leg RDL really isn't hitting the hams that much. Lot of potential there, but the limitation is balance as opposed to strength.
Thoughts
GHR > Leg Curl > Back Ext is a pretty sweet ham/glute combo. It's really not that hard.
Front squat can go back to the days of old
- day 1 1x3, 1x6, PFS 1x10, Pause FS 1x6
- day 2 4x8
Try this for a week. Always have classic rest pause to come back to
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
Skyrim 202: sleepy. Bad sleep. Bad.
Front squat 190
9,2,1,1,1
-- lower back felt a liiiiitle squirrely on the last rep
Chin 50
7,1,1,1
-- woof
Ring pushup
16,5,3
-- great sets. Slow negatives with great squeeze up top
-- get a little more volume per set before increasing range of motion
Rear delt machine
4 sets x infinity
-- this was a nice find! Ive tried this before but only with light ass weight
-- works with heavier weight for partials and statics, but you really have to focus on the rear delts doing their job
Hang 60
Lol ok there. This didnt feel great
Monday, September 16, 2019
Rest Pause Training: Side Benefits
Combine this with losing weight, I'm gonna be a speedy little fucker in a few months.
Weekly Trash Removal
Week 2: Youtube in the car
- Even though im not watching, this is inherently dangerous
- if i ever got in an accident, it would be my fault even if it wasn't
- requires constant distraction
- like social media, im not actually absorbing anything
Week 1: Sugar
- When i eat it, it's emotionally driven
- Breaks the 80/20 rule of diet pretty terribly (i.e. some sugar is ok, but it's not a treat if it's 3 days of the god damn week)
- I realized how much sugar i actually ate when abstaining during week 1
Saturday, September 14, 2019
Training program rest pause
May as well actually record these methodologies as we go. They keep getting lost to time.
Rest pause, focus on spinal health
- 2-3x a week. More rest isnt a bad thing
- RP = 10 to 15 breaths between sets. Continue until you literally cant, then do a negative (or push press if it applies), then extreme stretch of the body part
- RPlite = 15 breaths between sets. 3 sets total. Push each set to failure and cheating failure. If it applies, use partial range of motion kelso rows after full range is donzeo
- if it's possible, use fat grips (exceptions rdl, deads, and shrugs)
- the goal of all sets is the first set is >=8 reps. If you do not hit 8 reps, increase reps next session. If you do not increase reps next session, change the exercise
Vertical press RP, one arm presses
Single leg (left) RP
Cable row RPlite
Rear delt, run the rack
Weighted hang, decompress spine
Horizontal press RP
Single leg (right) RP
Curl RPlite
Rear delt, run the rack
Weighted hang, decompress spine
Squat RP
Vertical pull RP
Ring press RPlite
Trap har shrug RPlite
Weightes hang, decompress spine
Skyrim 201: punch the clock
Some things went very well, others not so much. Tried some variations of rdls in the confusion, none worked out. Balance is the issue way more than strength here.
Workout
Dips 50 fat grips
11 (close to all time pr!)
3,3,3,2,1,1
--using fat grips took the pressure off my shoulders immediately. This is how we do things from here on out
Rdl (right) 105
5,4,2
Hammer curl 45 fat grip
9,5,3
Rear delt 55, run the rack
Weighted stretch 60x60s
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Skyrim 200: NO SLEEP BAD SNEK
So fun side effect of intermiddent fasting. Either my hormones are fucked up or i dont need as much sleep.
Sometimes ill get up at 330 and im wirrrrred. But then i dont feel shitty the rest of the day. So...i either leveled up or my cortisol is having a hayday.
What im trying to say is my workout today was a littlw bit of a miss. Fine in the overall spectrum of things, but this is the first time i missed reps on anything.
Workout
Chin 45
8,2,2,2,1, 1xneg, 3xkelso
--ya i just did them. No shit this wasmt aa good
One leg rdl (left) 105
8,2,3,3,2,2,2,1
--balance was super difficult
Stretch hams
One arm press (fat grip) 60
5,3,2,2,2,2,1, push pressx2 slow neg
Rear delt run the rack 55
Dont level up. Traps dominated
Stretch delts
Hang 60lbsx60s
Monday, September 9, 2019
Skyrim 199: first front squats in a while
Front squat 185
8,2,2,2,2,2,1
Stretch quads
Chin 40
8,2,2,2,2,2,1,kelsox5
Trap shrug 225
13,7,5
Ring pushup bw, feet on ground
15,9,5
Chest stretch
Friday, September 6, 2019
Skyrim 198: moar rest pause
Reading more and more dc training.
Workout
Hammer curl 40
9,5,3
Stretch biceps
Dips 45
8,4,3, 1xnegative
Stretch shoulders
Single leg rdl (r) 100
8,5,4
Stretch hamstrings
Rear delts 30 run the rack
Hang 55lbsx60s
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
Skyrim 197: shoulders looking gooood
Dumping step ups for now. They are a little tough on my knees, and i have no idea what i would do if i missed a weight (which was already close at 95lbs).
All things high except sex drive atm. Making fasting a daily occurance until im as lean as i want. Its easier than timing meals, i feel great during the day, and it's easy to see results.
Workout
Single leg rdl (left) 100lbs
10,3,3,3,3,3,2,2,2
One arm press (fat grip) 55lbs
10,3,3,3,3,3,3,2,1
--i like the fat grip here
High cable row 200lbs
14,7,4, Kelso rowx6
Rear delt 45lbs run the rack
--drop 10lbs per mini set
Pullup hang 55lbs
X60seconds
--was not easy. Retry
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Skyrim 196: back a little iffy
Tried zercher bulgarian split squats in hopes of finding something usable. NOPE FEELS AWFUL.
Zercher step up (left)
95x8,3,2,2,2,2,2,2,1
Bwx20
Chin
35x8,2,2,2,2,2,1
Kelso shrug 35x5
Bw 1x30s negative
Hspu
Felt awful, stop
Pushups
Better, do weighted next time
Thursday, August 29, 2019
Skyrim lean 195: rest pause is good
Trap dead, heavy black band tension
235x6,3,3,3,3,3,2,2,1
One arm press
50x12,5,6,5,3,2,1
Shrug smith behind back
195x13,20,23
--dont care for this
Rear delt run the rack
50s --> 5s
--skipped 10lbs in sone cases
Hang from pullup bar
45lbsx60s
Bwx60s
--stop using straps. Not needed
11min walk
Stretch
Recovery methods 2: everything hurts
Tl:dr
- movement is lubrication
- go for a brisk walk
A month ago i couldnt move without pain or discomfort. I was still dragging my ass to the gym a few times a week to do something. Literally anything.
I asked my girlfriend if we could go for a long walk since we had been inside all day. Im not gonna say this would have been a cakewalk if i was well, but a few miles through the florida sun had me on deaths door.
2 things happened:
- the next day i felt god damn amazing
- i started to prioritize moving over lifting
How good is your strength if you cant move like a person? Not much dude. Im not saying walking rules and lifting drools. Im still in the gym 3 to 4 times a week. But placing an emphasis on recovery makes the strength youre training for more attainable and more usable.
Mix this together with something anti inflammatory like fasting and baby, you got a stew.
What i mean is:
Sunday
heavy, low to medium volume lifting
16:8 fasting
High protein, medium carb, low fat
Mon
20 to 30 min walk. Preferably multiple
Omad fasting
High protein, low carb, medium fat
Repeat
Take additional walking days as needed
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Recovery methods 1: tight hips
"It's all in the recovery"
She would say this to me whenever I made a mistake as a kid. If I got a bad grade. If I said something I regretted. If I lost a baseball game. This is a heck of a one-two punch. It told me what I did post fuck up was more important than the fuck up itself. Lets talk about recovery. Cause we're all a little fucked up. And we all could use a little recovery.
TIGHT HIPS
Your hips suck because you sit too much and are quad dominant. Most of the time when my knees hurt it's because I haven't stretched in friggin forever. Back in the days of innocence - 2014 - I thought I needed knee surgery because of how hard it was for me to walk after getting out of a car. I literally had to shuffle everywhere I went. Surely I broke my knees doing front squats.
Bitch please. This will change your God damn world in 30 seconds a day.
Hip Flexor Stretch on a Bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdMk68JDT1U
Cossack Squat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ilhz2q4m4
With these 2 moves your quads and groin will feel loose as pie. I usually do both after lifting.
HF 195: moar rest pause
Dips 25x7, RPx11
Zercher step up 65x8, RPx14
Zercher step up 45x10, RPx14
Rear delts 40lbs run the rack
Stretch
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Skyrim lean 194
Each set of everything was done rest pause until i couldnt eek out more reps with good form. This resulted in a fuckton of doubles and singles after the main set. Each rest pause set started after 5 or so deep breathes (except ohp, i just switched hands and pressed go).
Trap dead added blue tension
225x14, rp 8, 5min rest
185x16, rp 6, 3min rest
One arm db ohp
45x16, rp 12, 4min rest
35x27, rp 13, 2mim rest
Smith shrug behind back
185x20, rp 12, 2min rest
165x22, rp 10, no rest
Rear delt, run the rack
40lbs --> 5lbs
Friday, August 23, 2019
Hf 193: super squuuuats
Workout
Zercher lunge (both legs) 135x20, use bfr
Inc db bench 80x5
Db bench 80x7
Seal row 55x11, 45x16
Rear delts run the rack 35-->5
Bfr walking and hammies
Stretch
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
HF 193: punch the clock
Zercher lunge (left leg): 195x2
Inc db bench 75x9
db bench 75x6
Tricep pushdown (BFR)
Incline walk 7min (BFR)
Forgot to stretch and do rear delts. Shame.
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
Hf 192 Wisconsin: meat is back on the menu boys
After a year of fucking around, i came back to where i started at my injury last august. Im not even mad.
Confidence: super high
Mood: excellent
Sex drive: pretty damn good
Injury level: hard to tell. Im so full of tumeric
Workout
Zercher lunge left leg 185x2
--off pins instead of freestanding
Seal row 45x15, 35x18
-- slight incline. Dunno how i like this
Hammer curl 3sets with bgr bands
Treadmill with bfr bands x6min
Spinal decompression hang x1
Stretch
Monday, August 19, 2019
Hf 191: wisconsin, fucked around a little
Workout
Zercher lunge 225x1 (left leg)
Inc db bench 75x5
Db bench 75x11
Rear delts, run the rack
Tri pushdowns
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
Hf 190: knees went from shitty to great...y
I dont get it man. Last couple of days have been max singles with the right leg so i switched to the left. Honestly though, i could have done the right again no problem.
Warmup
Rotate all joints
Rear delts
Reverse hyper
Single leg rdl
Workout
Zercher lunge (l) 145x12, 105x21
Inc db bench 70x11
Flat 70x12
Decline 70x9
-- may axe the last set. Seems to be more awkward than useful
Standing one arm row
125x12
95x16
Seated l raise RAN THE GOD DAMN RACK FROM 25 TO 2.5 HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD. SAFE, HAS POTENTIAL TO BE LOADED DOOOO ITTTTTT
Warmdown
Reverse hyper bw
Treadmill 12min
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Monday, August 12, 2019
HF 189
zercher lunge (right) 195x1, 135x8
incline db bench 65x11
db bench 65 x18
decline db bench 65 x 11
wide row 95x1x100
Leg curl 1x50x100
Dunno how i feel about switching legs or doing top singles.
Saturday, August 10, 2019
Hf 188: reverse zercher lunge
This felt so god damn good. Ive tried a host of weightes lunges and ALL of them felt awful. This one, however, felt A+. Easy 225 max set on my first try. Had to do dips instead of db press because all the benches were gonezo.
Workout
Reverse zercher lunge 225x1, left leg
Dips 50x7, 25x13
One arm pulldown x2
Tuesday, August 6, 2019
Hf 187: continue on wisconsin variation
Taking 2 days off feels pretty sweet. If im not recovered after 48hrs (i.e. cant add more reps or weight) then its time to move on to a new movement. Today was the first time i needed to swap a movement out, and it felt soooooo good.
Workout
Reverse hyper, bodyweight
Abs, add weight to side planks
Sdl 225x11
Mat1 sdl 225x14
Mat2 sdl 225x17
Inc db bench 55x13
Db bench 55x16
Decline db bench 55x18
-- use a pink band for all sets
H curl 55x7
Cheat h curl 55x6
Band curl 1xamap
Bw rdl 3x10
Looks like a lot but took about 30min.
Thursday, August 1, 2019
Not Wisconsin but kind of
This week has been fucking stellar. This takes the concept of hammering a movement until it cant be milked any more but playing with a few variables:
- lower frequency (1-2 rest days)
- higher exercise selection
- higher rep ranges
Each subsequent set of an exercise uses the same weight but an easier version. Swap exercises when you fail to increase reps or weight.
All sets are amap. Stay away from failure most of the time on lower body movements.
Lower body 3x6
Press 3x8
Accessory 2x10
(Tonic) Light rdl super set rear delts
Lower body
Front squat
Z squat
Snatch dead
Press
One arm press
Db bench
Floor press
Dips
Accessory
Hammer curl
One arm row
Wide row
Seal row
Chinup
HF 187: Less hurt. Wisconsin
Snatch DL 225x6
pin 1 225x10
pin 2 225x16
(pink band) one arm press 50x8
one arm press 50x11
one arm push press 50x12
H curl 50x11
Cheating h curl 50x8
DB romanian deadlift 30x3x30
Rear delts 20x3x10
Interesting enough, the best level ups were to the hammer curls. Overall, I'm very pleased with this session. I like the snatch grip better than sumo or conventional. Go figure.
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Hf 186: still hurt. Specialized version of wisconsin
Too much shit. Im doing too much shit. And too often. Remember why wisconsin was fun. Remember stan. Rememmmmbahhhhhhh.
Minimal movements. Work until you can't, then replace it. Theres no reason why ive gotta so singles man. And no reason why ive gotta work every day.
The focus is restoring strength and normal function to my body while losing weight. Looking at the 3 programs ive written in the last 2 weeks makes me sick.
Simplify.
Workout
Sdl 225x6
Sdl pin 1 245x10
Sdl pin 2 275x8
-- way more difficult than it should be. This is ok. No pain or discomfort during or after
(Pink) One arm press 50x7
One arm press 55x7
One arm push press 60x5
-- slow negative on push press
H curl 50x6
Cheating h curl 50x8
-- slow negative on cheating
Monday, July 29, 2019
If you cant do normal moves, your special moves suck
Had an eye opening experience this weekend. The gf and i went on a walk for about an hour. What should have been an easy amount of exercise:
- wrecked my back
- was difficult cardio wise
I dont give a shit that the florida sun was baring down on us. This is kid stuff. Im dropping my conditioning days immediately. They are not helping my back heal, and they are not doing what i want them to (which is allow me to retain normal cardio health).
What is replacing them are walks a few times a week. Not sure on weighted vests or sandbag carries yet.
Saturday, July 20, 2019
Hf 185: feeling better
Back is getting progressively better. Initially tried heavier kb swings in this session with disastrous results.
Workout
Kb 25lbs: 5 rounds 40s on, 20s off
Overhead shrug
95x14
65x20
-- starting super light
Neck
Front 25x16
Back 25x17
-- adding 2 second pause on each rep
Friday, July 19, 2019
Hf 184: injured. One winged angel shiz
Looks like one legged training is back on the menu boys. Tired and hurt. Bkah bkah blah blah.
Workout
Bss (left leg):
50x19
40x24
30x20
Db press
40x11
30x14
20x19
Row
3xamap with kelso shrugs
H curl
45x8
35x10
Rear delt
1x32
Saturday, July 13, 2019
Hf 183ish? Whatever im hurt fuck you
Going on vacation derailed a ton. Daily fasting feels great but is now a god damn struggle. I did 2 things on Thursday i regret a ton. Ive also been slacking on my ab work.
So, im hurt again and it sucks and it was preventable. Who are the possible culprits?
1. zercher squats
These didnt really feel that bad, but also not really that great
2. Power cleans
Just started these this week. Episode 1 felt...ok. a little weird in the mid back. Episode 2 has me with a numb foot.
3. Timed banded jumps
Did 50 banded jumps in 3min. I was feeling great until these. Hard to know if the power cleans started this mess and the jumps finished it or whatever.
Heres the new plan:
1. Warmup
Abs
Shoulder swings
2. Lift (assume rpt sets)
Bss 3x10
Dips/btnpp 3x8
(Banded) One leg press 3x10
French press 2x10
Neck
Chin 3x8
Rdl/trap bar dead
(Banded) Row
H curl 2x10
Neck
3. Condition
Farmers walk
Kettlebell swings
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Supplements on the menu
Morning
- digestive enzyme (i like super enzymes)
- unflavored bcaa
- vitamin d3
Work
- unflavored bcaa
Before bed
- digestive enzyme
- nac
- magnesium
Crazy enough, this is less than ive taken in years. This is cheap, sustainable, and has a noticeable impact. Thats all i can ask for.
The idea is to keep digestion runninf even when fasting. Keep a supply of bcaa protein (no calories) post workout. Things to aid digestion after my big meals at night.
Hf 180: condition. Now with baaaands
Kettlebell swings
20lbs with blue band, 400 reps
So tired. Been purging things all night. Feels good man.
Monday, June 24, 2019
Hf 179: regular rpt
Sdl with short blue bands
235x9
195x15
-- good sets. Bands are a pain to set up but worth it. Bad thing, i have no idea how much tension is at top
One arm press with pink band
45x9
-- HARD
35x15
25x17
-- Interesting hiw god damn hard this is
- changed to seated and banded. Less cheating and more band tension
Kb swings, monster mini band
Saturday, June 22, 2019
Hf 178: first failure under rpt
Today was the first training session where i failed to get all of the reps i shot for. Fun fact, this session was still incredibly productive despite not progressing. Usually when i fail with some upwards mobility, it's pretty god damn catastrophic. Today, i missed by 2 reps. Whateva. May take me a week. May take a month. Dooooesnt really matter does it?
Overall, noticing better health markers across the board. Fasting daily feels fantastic. Socially its difficult. Mon-fri is easy peezy though.
By health markers i mean:
- conditioning
- injury
- strength
- sleep quality
- sex drive (also, daily morning boners are back on the menu)
Confidence and well being are mehhhhhh but not bad. Mostly i just miss private space sometimes. Will be a convo topic in the near future.
Workout
Orange banded z squats
195x8
165x12
135x17
-- i swear to christ the bands add 100 pounds. 195 is definitely not heavy.
Chinup
32.5x8
17.5x12
7.5x14
Band assisted x ????
-- really enjoyed the band assist lol. Did it as a joke and it ended up being a nicr way to finish out sets. Gives you a great lat contraction without using the graviwhatever machine
Friday, June 21, 2019
Hf 177: frrreeennch contrast training
Tried french contrast training out and looooved it. Cardio days can now be a mix of timed conditioning, kettlebell swings, and frreench contrast training.
It goes like:
Complex of 4 to 5 sets
20s between exercises
3 to 5 min between sets
Reps per set are argued on the interwebs. Fuckem.
Quality acceleration reps only. No fatigued or shitty practice
Movements
- main
- bodyweight
- weighted plyo
- assisted
I stole this shit right off of mountain dog
5 sets of 4 reps per exercise
Goblet squat x70lbs, explode
Bw jump
Band resisted jump
-- attach 2 light bands from kettlebell to shoulders
Light Band resisted kettlebell swing
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Adding bands to lifting
Im a fan provided they dont take forever to set up and do not prevent the lift from actually happening.
Resistance bands come in all sizes and strengths, but ive found the most utility with rogues blue and orange bands. They dont add or detract a ton of weight, but they contribute enough to drastically change the lift. Black bands are great for reverse versions of a lift if you so choose.
Favorite band benefit
Train a full range of motion using partial range weights
If you want to train a rack pull, the bar is set X inches off the ground. This is great when you are using a supra maximal weight, but in and of itself there is not a huge carryover to full range of motion unless you are peppering in full range movements as well.
Adding bands, my deadlift may be 225 on the ground, but 315 up top. For someone returning from an injury, this is fantastic. Without having to add weight to the most diffocult range of motion, i still can feel 315 where im the strongest.
I dont see a reason why i would stop using these. They make every movement harder without making them more dangerous. Im not peaking or doing singles. As far as im concerned, lifting without bamds in the future will be more akin to HO HO HO YOU HAVE NOT SEEN MY FINAL FORM.
Movements im using this on right meow:
- deadlifts
- squats
- db bench
- db press
Hf 176: diet sucked yesterday
Yesterday was a day of sudden stress sugar, late night eating, and jackin it. Wtf happened...none of that felt good.
Today is a new day.
Workout
Banded sdl
225x11
185x13
-- double mini blue bands
-- first time really doing nornal deads in a while
One arm press
60x4
50x13
40x18
-- fat grip
Acc pulldown
50x12
40x14
Monday, June 17, 2019
Hf 175: conditioning
Kettlebell swings and jump lunges. Big fan of the jump lunges in particular. Looking for more options that allow me to translate strength into speed and power. Bonus if it helps to rehab my back.
If i end up doing m/w/f lifting, then i can use heavier kettlebells in our side gym.
Sunday, June 16, 2019
HF 175
Abs
(banded) Zsquat
- 185x10
- 155x12
- 124x14
Chin
- 30x8
- 15x9
- 5x10
Biceps, cable curl
- 95x10
- 80x12
Reverse pyramid. High intensity and low volume to match my diet. Easy to remember and keep to. Using bands in order to ratchet up the intensity without increasing the weight.
Thursday, June 13, 2019
Hf 173 and 174
This week has been nuts. Training has slowed to a crawl. Got my teeth worked on yesterday. Big sandbox today. Fasting daily until dinner (actually loooooooove this).
Ok, fasting. Not really sticking to a guideline at the moment. 1 to 2 meals from 6p-10p. Focus on protein and fat. Loosen up on the weekend to carbs (but keep them separate from fat).
Reverse pyramiding to maintain muscle on this cut. I expect to gain a small amount of strength because ive been out of the game for so long. More accurate to say im going to regain strength i had before. Adding bands where i can cause why the fuck not.
Workouts
Zs 165x10, 135x12, 105x15
Chin 25x8, 10x10, bwx14
(Pink band) zs 175x10, 145x12, 115x14
One arm press 55x8, 45x12, 35x18
Sticking with one arm presses until left shoulder stops being an asshole
Friday, June 7, 2019
Hf 171 and 172
Not sure where my post from yesterday went. Noooooooooooooo
Feeling great overall energy wise. Sex drive is up and down like a yoyo. Removing supplements has been a good change overall.
Workout
171
Abs
Trap hp 215x10x3
-- still not hard but aggravates my lower back some, take a break
Trap row 4xamap
Leg curls
172
Abs
Chin 10x5x8
Kb swings
Shoulder acc
Thursday, June 6, 2019
HF 171: High pulls snarf snarf
Ana has been awesome in helping me mitigate anger at this situation. She's a mother fucking peach.
Workout
Abs
Trap high pull 215x10x3
Leg curls
Trap bar row
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Hf 170: conditioning
I need to find something else other than kb swings. Theyre great, but im used to them. The point of conditioning workouts is bulletproofing and staying in shape.
On staying in shape, i actually feel pretty god damn good. Diet is of course a factor (24hr fasts ftw) but i feel solid and in control. The fasting side has been super nice. 20+ hour fasts are kind of easier than 16. The hunger comes and goes in tiny waves. Im going to fucking feast later, so who cares (i ate the entire world last night).
Workout
Abs
Kb swings ss
- Lat pulldowns
- tri band pushdowns
- cable rows
- rear delts
- band bi curls
Neck side 1x50 7.5lbs
Focus on the squeeze for all super set stuff (especially back). This is not for strength, this is for getting blood in the muscles and tendons. Goal is both hypertrophy and bulletproofing. Doing 20 quick reps is not the goal here.
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
Hf 169: lifting tuesday
Feeling much better post the weekend. Good sleep. Fasting until dinner as often as i can to undo some of the damage ive done.
Workout
Abs
Trap bar high pull 205x10x3
- forgot to do 195, whatevs
- remember to pull with back and traps first. This is a surprisingly good bicep builder (allegedly, i just feel it a ton) but they arent the main drivers
- 1min rest
Prowler pushes x4
Ss
Trap bar row 135x3xamap
Monday, June 3, 2019
Hf 168: conditioning day Monday
Sex drive is shitty. A lot of that is self induced.
- weekend sugar
- weekend drinking
- fucked up with porn
This last was is frustrating af. It was a few weeks since my last relapse. The combo between carb free and porn free was leaving me horny af. Why did i relapse? Boredom? Tired? Depressed? Bleh.
Workout
Abs
Shoulder rehab
22min conditioning ss
- bw pullups
- band pushdowns
- cable rows
- rear delt raises
Neck curls 20lbs 1x50
Band rdls