GGP | 2020 - 10 | 15min rack and suitcase walk

Somewhat less glamorous way to start my morning. Part of it was shitty sleep and exhaustion. I'm really looking forward to building a DIY sled so I have another morning option.

GPP | 2020 - 9 | This is the way to start your morning | Walk 20min waiters/suitcase

Man fuck morning swings. I'll do that shit before dinner. Loaded carries outside is a great way to start the day, doesn't have a set rep scheme, and soon ill be able to do multiple options (hellllo sled).

Quick and the dead | 2020 - 8 | 60 reps one arm swings

Tried high pulls but nahhhh

Attempted using 'jumping' pushups to try and get more velocity (i.e. pushoff without a clap).

Rolling with Chet

Revisiting this thread in 6 months.

It occurs to me that someone offering self help is an asshole if they don't practice what they preach. The idea of 'rolling with chet' is ludicrous and not something I necessarily want to talk about online. The tenants fall under a few categories:
- Mind: Destress, declutter, have a goal you are working towards
- Body: Injury prevention, build power, build resistance
- Gut: Reduce sugar, intermittent fasting

GGP | 2020 - 7 | Mix walk 20min with 20kg KB

This was amazing!

By switch walk I mean I did the following:
- Start with waiter carry left arm
- Continue with suitcase carry left arm
- Switch to right arm
- Repeat

I was able to go much further before taking breaks as my grip wasn't a limiting factor. Really trying to push walking speed while doing this. I almost regret buying rings, as I feel i can do fuckin anything with this kettlebell.

Creativity through simplicity damnnit.

My legs on the other hand, are not looking so great. They feel absolutely fine, but not rock solid anymore. KB squats still feel kind of funny (b/c of tight quads, my knee actually feels fine). I'm going to stick with hamstring slides for now for grease the groove.

Quick and the dead | 2020 - 6 | 80 reps two handed swings

Session went great but kind of lost steam near the end.

Today is the day i reinvigorate all over fasting. This start eating at 12p crap is for the birds. I almost feel like the fast is a wash unless I'm doing it for longer periods.

GPP | 2020 - 5 | 20min walk with 20kg KB

I'm stressed af from the new job and oh ya THE PENDING WAR WITH IRAN but other than the world being on fire things are good.

Injuries feel fine

quick and the dead | 2020 - 4 | 100 reps two handed swings

First workout in a few days. First time doing a 100 rep workout. Easy peezy.

Confidence, sex drive, injury, all the things are great right now.

Getting used to being a different size

Ditching the gym has been pretty god damn interesting. A few things have happened:
- My injuries are all cleared up
- I'm leaning out due to daily grease the groove lifting, cardio, Q&D, and intermittent fasting

I'm not married to a routine or movements anymore. The usual struggle with 'am i doing it right' and minor tweaks doesn't exist. And I'm shrinking. Not everything is getting smaller (lookin at you shoulders, you're looking good), but for the most part I'm losing mass all around. One of my fears of ditching the gym was that my identity was rooted in being a certain size and gait.

But was that really great? Not really. I was fatter than i wanted to be. I was always hurt. And no one, copy, no one fucking cares what size I am. Especially not my girlfriend.

More to ponder on for later. Just wanted these thoughts down to look back on.

quick and the dead | 2020-3 | 40 reps | one handed swings

Didnt sleep well. Took a light day. Diet yesterday was absolute garbage. Full on fasting today to eat the difference.

GPP | 2020 - 2 | Walk 20min with a 45lb kettlebell

Suitcase carry. Heart wasn't in it today, but a lot of that could be attributed to the bubbly Ana and I drank last night.

Shoulders look and feel fucking big. Decided yesterday to start plotting grease the groove KB Presses I do throughout the day so I can track total monthly volume. Considering the reps have been steadily climbing week after week, this is gonna be prettttty pretttty cool.

I don't even know where I need to start getting a new KB weight. I'm getting so much out of 45lbs. Way more than I ever thought was possible.

Quick and the Dead | 2020-1 | One Handed Swings | 60 reps

Steady energy level: high
Speedy energy level: medium
Sex drive: too high
Confidence: high

Quick and the Dead | 2020-1 | One Handed Swings & Fist Pushups | 60 reps in 18min

I'm driving to Orlando, so any grease the groove work beyond my morning workout will just be grip work or KB presses when i get home. I'm really looking forward to buying rings for my garage in 2 weeks. Adding regular chinups/weighted chinups during my workday is going to add a lot of mass to my back and arms.

Also looking forward to seeing whether grease the groove works well with dropsets, or whether that incurs too much fatigue. The goal here would be to stop well before failure on heavier and lighter sets (as opposed to regular dropsets which are pathways to going beyond failure).

quick and the dead and gpp: final thoughts

Last post of this year. And what a god damn year.

- most sober year since 2004. This is not insignificant.

- met the woman i was meant to meet. Bought a house. Profit.

- dealt with knee and back injuries.

- recovered from knee and back injuries.

- pushed myself on a different path for training that is both sustainable and fun.

Segway. 

Im not done with squats and deadlifts and cleans and blah blah blah, but i dont need them anymore. Im coming to value aesthetics and absolute strength less than i value avoiding injury and cultivating speed. If im being honest with myself, i spent most of the last 5 years in some level of injury. The times i spent healthy were so wonderful i could scream. Likewise, the amount of time i actually spent happy with my body were minimal at best.

This is not me saying im taking it easy. It's the fuckin opposite. I want to lift every day. As i pointed out in a recent post, greasing the groove is the name of the game. Since i wrote that post, my avg reps per set are up 2-3. They are up 6-7 per set overall with just 3 weeks of practice!

Pillars for 2020:

Power training

- kettlebells, bodyweight

- quick and the dead

- simple and sinister

Grease the groove

- kettlebells, bodyweight

- oly ring work (pullups, muscle ups)

- kettlebell presses and curls

Loaded carries

- kettlebells, sleds

- suitcase carries, sled drags

There's no rubric on when to level up kettlebell weight. The absolute closest thing i have is how long it takes me to save up for one when dumping 20/week into a betterment fund. The heavier kettlebells will naturally take longer to save for.

Quick and the dead 5: 80 rep day

Felt a lot faster and more stable today. Keepin it up.

Reps per exercise: 80 (4 series)
Exercises: Two handed swing and fist pushups
Notes: Swings were fine. Pushups slowed down near the last few sets.

Greasing the Groove, not so fun discovery

This is not a pitfall, but definitely a point of interest.

My daily KB clean+press has a ton of lower back movement. Come my actual quick and the dead workout (snatches) my lower back was NOT OK with volume or power.

Clean+press is now going to be curl+press

Dark times

Greasing the Groove: Slowly accumulate volume

Grease the groove summary:
- Do not lift until failure
- Do not amp yourself up for a set
- Accumulate volume over time without building lactic acid or fatigue

I've only been playing around this with this method for a few weeks, but I'm definitely a fan.Since I quit the gym, my workouts have generally stuck in three(3) categories:
- Quick and the dead | Pavel meets pushups and swings
- Suitcase carries | Walk around the neighborhood with a single kettlebell
- Greasing the groove

The last item deserves some explanation. Searching online leads me to a lot of structured ideas. Every idea has a different idea on frequency (1 set every hour, do a bunch of tiny sets throughout a workout, etc) but they all agree on the same modality: do not lift until failure. Or do a little bit every so often. The way I'm able to do this working from home is by cleaning and pressing the same kettlebell whenever I want a quick break. How many reps I get per arm per set really doesn't matter. How often I actually do this doesn't matter. It's practice. Specifically, practicing with clean, fast reps.

Unlike something like reverse pyramid training, my goal is not to get X reps before I level up in weight. My goal is to be able to easily get X reps on average every time I pick up the bell. Although I focus on speed and form, I'm not amping myself up for any set. I'll gladly stop 1 or several reps short of failure. The weird shit is that it's working, and it's working really well.

Week 1 avg reps Kettlebell OHP: 2-3
Week 2 avg reps Kettlebell OHP: 3-5
Week 3 avg reps Kettlebell OHP: 4-7

This is without straining or counting reps/sets. I'm looking forward do getting sets of 10 to 20. Were the volume comes so easily that it only makes sense to get a heavier bell.

quick and the dead 4: little slow, low volume day

Diet has been crap past few days during the move. Took this morning easy with a low volume day and glad i did.

Workout 

4x5

One arm swing

Palm pushups

2 series, 40 reps total

home gym wish list

Dropped my gym membership a few days back. Since then, ive been doing planned quick and the dead workouts (pavel, kb swings and pushups), kb suitcase carries, and unplannes grease the groove type training while i work.

These past 2 weeks have beem fucking great, and seriously make me doubt i need a ton of equipment for a home gym. 

My wish list:

Ceiling mount for oly rings

Oly rings

Thick rope

Yoga blocks

Thick chains

Kettlebells 

- 25lbs (for ana)

- 45lbs (already got it)

- 65lbs

- 85lbs

- 100lbs

Ive got a running betterment account saving up for the next big thing. We can look at this as i need to master each weight before i earn the $$ to level up. Higher kb weights will take longer to buy, so this is just dandy. Evem 45lbs is useful as fuck.

Morning KB Walk: love this

Great way to start the mother fucking day.

Go for a half mile walk with a single kettlebell. That's it dog. Get outside, get your back, abs, and grip screaming. Switch hands when it becomes difficult.

quick and the dead 3: feeling great

I'm sure that a lot of the good feels here are from decreased overall volume (i.e. less stress) and avoiding failure entirely. I do feel pretty god damn excellent though.

Been greasing the groove with my kettlebell at home and my bands at work. Doing either curls, OHP, one leg RDL, whatever. I'll stop before the speed even slows down. The goal is overall daily volume without introducing a burn.

Quick and the dead workout 3
Swing:
- One armed
- Series = 4x5
- Volume = 80 reps

Pushup style:
- Palms (fists still hurt)
- Series = 2x10
- Volume = 80 reps

quick and the dead 2

5/4 rep scheme

3 series,60 reps total

leangains 231: punch the clock, horizontal

Warmup

Suitcase carry for 6 reps 50lbs

Workout

Inc db bench 75x7, 65x11, 55x15

Inv row 25x11, 10x12, bwx15

Bw tri ext

Curls

Incline bench felt good here. I think upping the level up reps to 10 was a good call because i dont feel like i get that screwed on the new weight. The 7 i got was a solid 7. The 10 i got last week was a hard 10. 

Likewise, moving to inv row was a nice change.

quick and the dead 1

Picked up a book by pavel. Easy to incorporate power training is on the menu boys. First session was super super easy. Im deliberately using a light kettlebell until we can do full volume throwing that thing down.

Workout

40 reps

Kb swing 30, 2x(5x4)

Knuckle pushup, 2x(5x4)

Hardest part was the pain of knuckle pushups. Emphasis is on power and speed.

leangains 230: not good

Partied this weekend. Crap sleep and food. No surprises here.

Workout

Fg Db push press 70x10, 60x8, 50x5

One arm pulldown 2px13, 1p35x10, 1p1qx8

--ya i got weaker as the weight got lighter

Waiters walk 5min 65

Actually really like carries as a way to finish workouts.

leangains 229: punch the clock

Workout
Inc fat grip DB Bench 70x10, 60x13, 50x26
Inc chest supported row 50x8, 30x12, 15x30
Tricep pushdowns x2
Cable curls 30x2x25
Finisher: 5min suitcase carry 50lbs

I don't think I'll return to chest supported rows. Couple of reasons.
- Not as good or as heavy as cable rows.
- Not as good of a squeeze as inverted rows.

something something i love one arm weighted carries

This last year has been a mixed bag of injuries and recoveries. The most recent boon I've explored have been one armed carries. I cannot recommend these enough. They're great for cardio, recovery, and correcting imbalances.

The two(2) I love right now are waiters walks and suitcase carries.

Waiters Walks
What is it: Walk with a kettlebell or dumbbell overhead
Why it's awesome:
- My shoulders feel bulletproof
- Great cardio
- Obliques get worked something fierce

Suitcase Carries
What is it: Walk with a kettlebell or dumbbell next to your body (i.e. a one handed farmers walk)
Why it's awesome:
- This is the best ab workout ever. My back feels bulletproof more so than any other type of recovery method I've used to rehab my back. This is a god damn game changer and I love it.
- Great cardio
- Can go heavier than waiters walks without jeopardizing safety

Benefits to Both
- Injury prevention
- Fat loss
- Grip and ab strength

How to Incorporate
- It's own training day: 20min of as much distance as possible. Go heavy.
- End of a regular training day: 5min of as much distance as possible. Use medium weights (just less than isolated training days).

im embaressed at my lack of creativity (circa 10yrs ago)

I made a post when i first started lifting making fun of a hotel gym. It was a basic bitch hotel gym with a few treadmills and dumbbells. The post was short: this is not a gym.

Im not embaressed about a lot in retrospect, but that post always makes me cringe. Every time ive been forced to get creative with my training (see: getting hurt, having limited options) ive made my largest strides. Lack of equipment is not an excuse to not work out. 

I could have done:

- handstand pushups 

- dumbbell overhead press

- dumbbell snatches

- dumbbell incline rows

- weighted carries a la suitcase or waiters walk

- db hammer curls 

- bodyweight tricep extensions

30min in and out. Easy. Worthwhile. But all i could see is the numbers on the bells. I turned my nose up and said this is not a real gym. Bullshit. I was an entitled trainee married to doing a routine. Heck man, add a couple of bands (which are light, inexpensive, and travel extremely well) and you open yourself up to way more.

The moment i move, i want to explore what else i can do with very little. 

new years resolutions 2020

Do power training for an entire year
Do grease the groove for an entire year while you work from home

Do weighted carries the entire year

These things fuckin work. They feel great. They have the variability of not requiring sticking to a program. Do it.

Your immediate goal is to show up to Bonnaroo injury free and able to dance.
Your long term goal is to be in great shape as a dad.

gpp 9: focus on speed. speed is reliable

Went heavier amd faster. Both decisions were right. This became more of a mental battle than physical as i got winded running the weight back and forth, but my grip was less taxed overall because of less time over tension. I was almost always ready for another round.

Workout

5min treadmill incline

Bss 2x10 bw

Suitcase carry 75lbsx20min

One arm pulldowns 3xamap

Stretch lats and shoulders

leans 228 not bad not bad

Punch the clock session. Some good, some bad.

Workout 

Fg db press 60x10, 50x15, 40x30

Chin 40x6, 20x8, 5x11

Pjr pullover 55x10, 40x11

Ez curl 40x16,30

Rear delts 10x1xamap

Hang

Chinups still not going great. Could be fatigue from earlier this week. Could ve im still too fyatttt. Everything else is fine.

Ez curls for straight weight was a nice change. Enjoying the variation of minor assistance. For lower body ive been doing extremely high frequency bss and pullthroughs at home. Still healing. Still annoyed.

The annoying part is not that i cant lift. It's that my back still feels dodgy when im lifting light stuff. Wtf man. I will recover. 

heavy press 228

Felt like more volume today. No sets taken to failure (except triceps). Rest periods were increased if speed decreased. Definitely the most chaos and painy workout ive done in years.

Workout 38min

Db bench 85x10x2

-- floor db press next time

Fg dips 60x3, 35x6,4,4

Fg dips bwx19,11

Fg Db press 40x5x12

Tri overhead ss tri ext 5x12

gpp 8: adding some leg stuff

Started gpp with leg press. It wasnt bad, and i got a nice pump, but it felt like the set took forever when i did each leg individually.

Workout

One leg press

- go up in weight until you cant hit 10reps

- strip sets amap, use negatives

Gpp one arm walk, 50lb kb, 20min

leans 227: cheating for thanksgiving

I wanted to create a lot of metabolic damage so i tried cheating forms of vertical movements. Great great idea.

Workout

Db push press 70x8, 60x11, 50x12

Chin negative 60x11, 40x12, 20x6

Cable curl 30x10, 20x6

Tri bw ext drop set

gpp 7: meh overhead carry

Glad i got a sweat in, but i should have done something unfamiliar today. Neck is feeling a bit squirrely so im off lifting until thanksgiving.

20min

Waiters walk

60lb fat grip

Rear delts

a benefit to general strength

Summary:

General strength training rocks because you are not married to a schedule or progression.

I go to a tiny gym. Most of the time in the morning this isnt a big deal. Some days - like today - all of the shit i want to use is covered, spoken for, or otherwise promise ringed.

In years past, i would have said well fuck. I guess im waiting until it's free. General strength training throws a big fat dump on that notion. Today i knew i wanted to do a horizontal press and horizontal pull. The fact that i couldnt do dips or inverted rows didnt really matter. Finding an alternative - inc db bench and seated cable rows - was as easy as breathing.

The reason general strength training won today is that i was still able to train the muscles i wanted in the plan i wanted in a way that still has a net positive effect over strength and size. I didnt do dips today. Who fucking cares? When i eventually come back to dips ill be fresh and ready to crush them.

leangains 226: punch the clock, horizontal

Lower volume overall today. Not sure if horizontal weights or my conditioning took the piss out of me, but i just didnt have the GRAHHHH today. Not a bad day at all.

Best discovery! I can do handstand pushups again without back pain!!!!

Workout

Warmup

- overhead carry to farmers walk 45lbs

- shoulder presses

(Fg) Inc db bench 70x9, 55x13, 45x26

Cable row 190x9, 170x11, 150x19

Hspux4 > band pux6 > pux8

Band row 1xamap

Hang 35x1min fail

So on my non gym time ive been doing extremely high volume band pullthroughs at home. Very grease the groove per set. No failure. Long intervals in between sets. Pay the toll. Ana is very nonchalant about her SO doing butt stuff while having conversations. Bless her.

leangains 225

Db press 60x5, 50x15,12, 40x21,32

Chin 40x5, 20x12,11, 5x15,9

Pjr 55x8, 40x11

H curl 45x10, 35x11

gpp 6: trap bar carry

Wanted to try trap bar carry post a dan john podcast. Started light but god damn it was still hard. Im so happy. I have a long way to go but this didnt hurt.

My grip and biceps felt this most. We shall see where this impacts tomorrow.

Workout

Trap bar carry 225x12 repsx20min

Chest supported row 40x15, 30x13

Bicep cable curls 3xamap

Hang 25x1min, bwx1min

Comments

Added straps back to hangs. Im getting plenty of grip work from the carry and chins. I need this for the back relief.

gpp session 5: feeling greeeaatttttt

Great session! Came to the gym ready to lift when the chinup doms from yesterday came in. Gpp is fuckin awesome because it's going to aid recovery instead of pushing me deeper in the hole. So gpp it is.

On the programming front, i really enjoyed kb swings in place of squats. As long as ive got a lot of rest in between training (i.e. train, gpp, rest, train) i dont see why i cant be an upper body specialist. Something akin to...

V press 1 6x8

V pull 1 6x8

Kb swings 150 in 3, bis and tris 2x10

H press 1 6x8

H pull 1 6x10

Kb swings 150 in 3, bis and tris 2x10

V press 2 6x8

V pull 2 6x8

Kb swings 150 in 3, bis and tris 2x10

H press 2 6x8

H pull 2 6x10

Kb swings 150 in 3, bis and tris 2x10

6x8 is double reverse pyramid

Top set 2x8

Second tier 2x8+

Third tier 2x8+

Increase weight when the top set meets rep goal

Super set push and pull

Workout

Waiters walk 65x20minx32reps

One arm inv row 2x10

Rear delts 3xamap

leangains 224: unfamiliar movements

Knee is not cleared for squats yet, but it is feeling pretty great. Therapy includes daily extension and protraction band work on each knee (link below on extension, like a band leg extension kinda) and extra glute work like today. No one ever suffered by more glutes, abs, and ass.

Knee band thing

https://www.t-nation.com/training/straightforward-knee-rehab

Warmup

Double overhead carry 30s x 6reps

Farmers walk 30sx6 reps

-- nice compromise between one or the other. Like a mechanical drop set

Workout 

Ring chinup 35x8, 15x9, bwx10 and 1 awful negative

Kb swing 45 x 150 in 3 (goal)

42

41

35

24

22

Hang 2min

Testing out form i read about in 4hr body. Realized i previously had wayyyyy too much hinge. You wouls think that this would provide more power but it does the exact opposite. In this format (shoulders dont go over knees) i felt less in my hams, way more in my glutes, and had a much bigger SNAP via triple extension. Money.

GPP Session 4: Cross walks on the cardio end

I tried to make this more of a cardio session and less of a 'how much weight can i move' session. Turns out this shit is just as hard, but I'm not worried about whether I can get the DB above my head.

Warmup
6min on recumbent bike
Single leg RDL's

Workout
20min cross walk
- 50lb DB fat grip overhead
- 35lbs kettlebell in the walking hand
Very light lat work
Hang

Really could have done without the lat work to be honest. Still sore as fuck from the last RPT session. I ate the house down when I got home. Poor Ana had made a killer breakfast I inhaled. Then went immediately for a second meal.

Reverse Pyramid and Conditioning

Fuckarounditus is my middle name.

This is how things go:
- Use a straightforward routine. Make gains.
- Miss a movement or experiment with a new methodology.
- Continue to tweak until the training system that worked is unrecognizable.
- Try multiple routines. None of them feel right. Or worse. Some of them feel slightly right.
- Revert to old system that was working. Count the months I lost to bullshit.

Remember this asshole. What works for you is reverse pyramid and cardio in the form of GPP. You actually really like it. It's insane that you would ever deviate, but here we are.

REMEMBER STAN. RE-MEM-BER.

Reverse Pyramid Training (right outta leangains)
Trap Bar Dead 2x6
Fat grip dumbbell press 3x8
Tri/Bi 2x10

Fat grip inc DB Bench 3x8
Inv row 3x8
Tri/Bi 2x10

Zercher Squat 3x10
Chinup 3x8
Tri/Bi 2x10

Plateau 1:
- Condition: Reps have not moved up for a week in all tiers (it's ok if set 1 and 2 do not)

- Action: Increase sets on all weights


Plateau 2:
- Condition: Reps have not moved up for 2 weeks
- Action: Change movements


Conditioning
20min of waiters walks, cross walks, or suitcase carries
Minor assistance for back, rear delts, and hamstrings

Don't worry about increasing weight often. Worry about getting more and more reps with the same weight until it becomes easy. This is your cardio motherfucker.

leangains 223: punch the clock

Eating window 330p-8p

Workout

Inc db bench 60x13, 50x21, 40x30

One arm inverted row 35x10, 15x12, bwx15

Pjr pullover 50x12, 40x15

H curl 45x8, 35x9

gpp workout 3: hardest waiters walk

Started trying to 'measure' what im doing here. This was hard. Really really hard.

Warmup

100 yards farmers walk 35lbs

Big 3 abs

Banded leg curls

Workout

20min fat grip waiters walk 

70lbs

20min

26 reps*

Rope j curls

A few sets, no failure

Great actually but i cant feel right lat

Cable rows 

Ditto

Rear delts

2 sets amap

Hang 2min

Comments

Waiters walk was easyish for the first 10min. After that every push press was brutal.

ladder work 222

Need less fatigue. Ladder match. Engage.

Warmup

Farmers walk 100 yards 40lbs

The big 3 abs

Leg curls banded 

Workout 

Fg db ohp 50x3roundsx2,3,5reps

Rdl 135x3roundsx1,2,3 

Chinup 40x3roundsx1,2,3

Db back ext 40x3roundsx2,3,5

Hcurl 40x3roundsx1,2,3

Pullthrough bandedx3roundsx2,3,5

Hang x3 x40lbs

Rdl didnt feel good. May use db rdl next time.

gpp workout 2: one arm farmers walk

Started with a crosswalk, moved to a fat grip farmers, then a one handed fat grip farmers, ended up with one handed farmers.  Im beat the fuck up lol.

Warmup

Band leg curls

Band ohp

Gpp

23min one handed farmers

55lbs

May want to try fat grips here again. Just 55 with a 2in grip fucked me up.

Cooldown

Rear delt raises

Band pullthrough

Stretch shoulders

lift 221: no sleepkmeg workout

Got up at 230 to help a client go live. Couldnt go to sleep after so i went to the gym. Results were expected. I didn't progress but i also didnt regress. 

Ill add in lower body work next week if the knee keeps feeling great. Regardless, i want to switch my upper days so im not doing the same movement over and over.

Workout

Dips 60x6, 40x11, 20x12

Inv row 50x8, 30x11, 10x12

Cable row 57.5x23,23,16

Chest press 25x11,5,3

I like doing chest stuff as assistance on h push day, but i honestly have no idea what to do. Research needed.

band pull throughs

Im born again. How the fuck have i gone through a million different rehab exercises without trying this?? Ive done a billion romanian deads woth barbells dumbbells and bands. Meh. Ive done bodyweight rdls as well with an Ooooooooo that's nice feeling. Ive tried cable band pullthroughs and they always end up being too heavy or too light.

But this. Ohhhhhh baby this.

It's light down below but strong up top where it matters. I get a hammy stretch without a back pump.

It. Is. Perfection.

Im gonna grow such a butt.

GPP Workout 1: Crosswalk

Warmup
Light band overhead press 50-100 reps per arm
Band leg curls 20-50 reps per leg
Band pull through 10-30 reps
Side and front ab bridges

GPP Implements
- 1 fat grip
- 1 dumbbell (waiters walk)
- 1 (Whatever, I used a sandbag. A dumbbell works fine as well)

GPP Workout
20-30min crosswalk
- HAND1: fat grip dumbbell overhead
- HAND2: second implement in farmers position

Increase weight when you walk 1 mile.
Focus on speed.
Do not go to failure (the waiters walk dumbbell will fail first). Switch arms and keep going. Rest when needed but try to keep moving.

Cooldown
Band pull throughs 10-30 reps
Hang from a pullup bar 2-3 sets of 60-120 seconds

condition 220 experimentation and success

Edit: just read what i did (waiters walk + farmers walk) is called a cross walk. Noted.

Edit2: adding a new tag for conditioning

Great god damn workout. Couple of things to note:

- starting with glute work is money

- band pull throughs are legit amazing

- using an unfamiliar playlist for conditioning is a great way to zone in while zoning out

- adding even 1 new element to conditioning makes it dramatically harder

On this last note. I added a few things today. Instead of just doing my nornal waiters walk, i...

- added a fat grip (not net new, did this sat)

- increased the weight. Not really that bad

- added a sandbag carry. BINGO

The sandbag i carried could not have been more than 40lbs and had an easy handle to grasp. And yet (preggo pause) this made me gas faster and way more unstable.

For comparison, i said fuck it and dropped the sandbag a few rounds in. All of a sudden i started moving way faster (less weight no surprise) and became more stable on the waiters walk (...ok surprise).

Food for thought. All in all this was a great workout. 

Workout

Waiters walk combo sandbag carry

20min, about .7 miles (unclear)

- Waiters db 55lbs, fat grip 

- sandbag ??? Lbs

Band curls for back, hams, glutes, shoulders

Hang

Band pullthrough!!!!!

Again, do band pullthroughs

No waiting for the cable machine. It deloads at the bottom of the movement where shear force is at its max but still stretches hams. The contraction up top is wayyyyy more than a cable would be.

condition 219

Pretty punch the clock kind of workout. Nothing spectacular or bad. Back feels a bit squirrely post hang but thats about it.

In other news, eating mostly vegetarian has been pretty sweet. Meals are cheap, delicious, and arent lacking in protein. In still cooking them in animal fat to the max. This vegetarian thing isn't an ethical decision. Rather i would prefer the meat i eat to be as high quality as possible. That's just not feasible economically if i eat it every meal.

Double aside...

Dried prunes. Poop. It's been great.

Sex drive is doing well.

Workout 

Main triset, 3min rest

Dips 60x6, 40x10, 20x12, 1xneg

Inv row 45x10, 25x15, 5x15

Banded leg curls

Assistance, 3min rest

Cable row 110x22,27,15

Rear delt raise 40x22, 20x50, 10x32

Hangx2 sets bodyweight

condition 218 fat grippppsssss

I added fat grips to waiters walks today 

Insert tim and eric bwahhhhhhhhhh gif. Holy fuck that was a good idea. Grip and shoulders are on fire. My heart is pumping. Next session ill start tracking distance so i can measure when to increase weight.

23min

50lb waiter walk

Fat grips

condition 217

Great session! Kinda liking the upper body day while my knee heals (1 more week before we restart squats).

Banded leg curls are a hidden fucking gem. They kick the ever living fuck out of machine leg curls, and hit the glutes too.

Workout 

--Triset, 3min rest between trisets

Dips 50x9, 35x11, 15x11

Inverted row 40x13, 20x11, bwx11

Banded leg curl amap each set

--350 method (50 reps in 3 sets), 3min rest between super sets 

Rear delt raise 35x22,22,10

Cable row 95x23,22,14

--recover

Bw hangx2 sets

Shoulder stretchx2 sets

Fuck if injury doesnt spark creativity man. I dont feel like im lacking by not doing full body. Things like the leg curls and conditioning outside of lower body days feels awesome 

condition 215 and 216: knee hurt

So the last time i lifted, i hurt my damn knee. This week and the proceeding music festival have been a slow healing process.

215

Dips

50x8

60x5

50x3,3,3,3,3,3

Inverted row

35x9,4,3,3,3,3,3,3

216

Waiters walk

50lbsx20min

skyrim 214: post bachelor and pre hula

Post party weekend is always a little hard. Another weekend of fun next weekend at hula.

Workout

Fs 215x6

Fs hold 315x30s

Oapress 60x6, 50x10

Bw inverted row bwxtons

Rear delts 30x22, 20, 10, 5

Hang 50x45s

Triceps and biceps

skyrim 213: conditioning

So, suitcase walk is maybe not the best thing to do. My back feels all funky from that.

Stretch

Abs

20min suitcase walk 85lbs

Edit: Maybe this is fine? Fast forward a few hours and i feel fine. Back actually feels pretty great. Grip feels strong af.

skyrim 211 and 212

Remembered why i bailed before from NE. 

1. Its too much shit

2. Im too weak to have the volume workouts be worth a damn

Skyrim works great. Dont fuck with it. An aside, i had a conditioning day yesterday and it was a dream.

210 condition

Stretch

Mobility

Kb swings 45lbs, 6rounds of 40/20

Condition

- waiters walk

- 50lb dumbbell used

- walk for 15min

Loved. This.

Skyrim 211

Fs 180x20!!!

Chin

50x5

25x6

Bwx9

Bw pushups x3

Rear delts

Biceps 

Ne 210 heavy

Fg Dips 70x5
Fs 205x10
Fs shrug 205x10
Fg one arm press 55x7,6,6
Inv row 35x9,9,7
Tri push ss rear delt raise 30x29, 25, 15
Ez curl 95 x8,12,12
Landmine l side raise, side raise, front press, push press
-- love this
Hang 25x1.5min

Not sure what to think of this workout. Summary:
- Dips sucked
- front squats were ok
- partial front squats were a big nono
- front squat shrugs were better than regular shrugs
- curls were great

What im taking away from this session is that off days need to be OFF days. This doesnt meant 0 activity. It means my activity cant be work out minis.

Instead of say...500 rows and 200 pushups and 15 front squats and kb swings.

Maybe try:
- ab work
- mobility and dynamic stretches
- kb swings for conditioning
- static stretching

Tonic workout

Front squat 180x5x3
-- meh maybe skip
Kb swings 45lbs 5rounds 40s on, 20s off
Got gassed woof conditioning

Need moar conditioning

Back extensions bro

Im about done with these. It's not that theyre bad. Theyre just not helpful for the same reasons banded good mornings suck.

My back really really doesnt like the compression. That's about it.

If we do something like one leg rdls, i get a back pump, hamstrings are worked, and i dont get tue god damn compression.

Thoughtssss

I regret cardio

Dont get me wrong. Cardio felt great and i want ti do more of it. But when im at a large calorie deficit and little sleep it was dumb.

Dips 40x12,9 30x10 25x8
Fs 175x20 --fantastic
Oap 40x12 35x16,16,16
Bw inverted row 16,16,13,12,9
Tri ext
Db shrug 70x12, 60x12, 50x10
Tri cable ext
Rear delt raise
Cable shrugs, hold for tension
Ez curl 55x16,16,14,9 fat grip
Band leg curls
clamshells
Hang 90lbs

That hang was not good. Wtf. My back doesnt hurt but its hot. Im mainlining tumeric.

Cardio

Easy day today.

Shoulder mobility
Walk on an 11deg incline for 30min, 3.1mph
3 sets of bw hangs

I did some banded good mornings yesterday that did not make my back so happy. Dont do that again.

NE 209

Backing down the frequency so i can recover better and fast more.

Dips 65x7
Fs 195x9 --still not recovered
Oap fg 50 8,8,6
Inv row 25 6,6,6 --feet elevated
Band pushdown 62,20,18
Rear raise 20,20,8
Ez curl 7,6,5
Back ext 10 12,8,7
Leg curl 40x15
Plank 10 1x3
Hang 80x60s
--some cardio, then came back
Band shrugs 1x20
Band leg curls 2x15
Band snatch shrugs

Notes
Replace leg curls with banded leg curls
Abs should always be something rotational
Add fg to curls

Workout took 1hr with stretching

Skyrim 208: still a little worn out

Ok workout overall. Everything else (sleep, food, sex drive, confidence) is great.

Workout
Fs 185x12
Pfs 345x10
Chin 50x6, 25x9
Cable row 2xamap
Hang 85x40s

Skyrim 207: wtf sleep

So when i do one meal a day i feel awesome during the day and fall asleep easily. But!!! Then i wake up st 330/4. Wtf body. Sleep. Sleeeeeeep.

I didn't intend on lifting this morning, but i have the energy and i need to talk to those bank of america hacks.

Ok workout for dips. Great for everything else.

Workout
Fs 170x20
-- nice
Back ext 35x15
Dips 60x6, 30x9
Bw row 1x15, 1x5 kelso
Hang 80x60s
Resr delts hold 5lbs 2min

Skyrim 206: great workout

Came in tired, left elated.

I may want 2 days of rest instead of the 1 ive been doing. Grab some more quality sleep, get in another fully fasted day, and recover better than i have been (ive been sleepy af).

Workout
Fs 175x14, tough
Back ext 25x20, 10, 5, 3
--focus on eccentric and quality reps
Trap high pull 185x10,5,5,4,3,3
-- same, focus on eccentric. Great movement for biceps surprisingly
-- dont increase weight until you hit 15
Hang 75x90s, bwx30s
Ring pushup 1x20ish?

I like adding a small press at the end. Will do the same with light pull (i.e. bw pullups or rows) to round out a day. Isolation isnt bad but doesnt make sense. Can do that shot on my day off.

Skyrim 205: back to reality

Lol the volume was draining me heart and soul. Staying awake was god damn brutal. Caring was brutal. Sleep, not so hot. Back to what is working.

Workout
Db press 60x9!!!,3,3,3,3,3,2,2,2
-- stretch after
-- this pr was fire!
-- dunno if next round of pressing i should stick to the same rubric as squats. I.e. day 1 is low rep and rest pause. Day 2 is 1x20 so i know where to restart
Back ext 35x19,10,9,8,6
-- stretch
Db rear delts 40x23, drop sets to 10lbs
Hang 75x60s
Tri push
-- use one arm so you can cheat!! Do the same thing for biceps

Skyrim 204: super squats

This was fun monday and torture today. I know you are supposed to use back squats for the death march, but nahhhhhhhhh.

Everything else is just volume without a top set (more or less assistance).

Workout
Lm press 45 3x12, fuck this movement
Front squat 165x20
-- went like 1x8,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1. No rerack of the bar
Pullover 20 1x20
Rear delts 40x22, drop set to 10
Stretch shoulders
Seated row 95x3x15
-- too easy. Try something else
Back ext 30x1x15, bwx1x20
Single leg rdl 30x1x10
Hang 70x60s

Skyrim 203: Higher intensity. Trying out banded GHR

Front squat
205x5x1
--super easy (gooood)
Partial front squat
315x1x10
Front squat (pause)
136x1x6

Chinup
50x8
--super hard
50x3,3,2,1
30x3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3

GHR
Bunch of sets. Fucking around
--Adding band assistance is a game changer. Great add!

Leg Curl
Back ext


So game plan here...
One leg RDL really isn't hitting the hams that much. Lot of potential there, but the limitation is balance as opposed to strength.

Thoughts
GHR > Leg Curl > Back Ext is a pretty sweet ham/glute combo. It's really not that hard.
Front squat can go back to the days of old
- day 1 1x3, 1x6, PFS 1x10, Pause FS 1x6
- day 2 4x8

Try this for a week. Always have classic rest pause to come back to

Skyrim 202: sleepy. Bad sleep. Bad.

Front squat 190
9,2,1,1,1
-- lower back felt a liiiiitle squirrely on the last rep

Chin 50
7,1,1,1
-- woof

Ring pushup
16,5,3
-- great sets. Slow negatives with great squeeze up top
-- get a little more volume per set before increasing range of motion

Rear delt machine
4 sets x infinity
-- this was a nice find! Ive tried this before but only with light ass weight
-- works with heavier weight for partials and statics, but you really have to focus on the rear delts doing their job

Hang 60
Lol ok there. This didnt feel great

Rest Pause Training: Side Benefits

Nice little training effect I've noticed from a few weeks of rest pause training. My general conditioning is improving all around. Dancing, running, whatever. I haven't run out of breath yet.

Combine this with losing weight, I'm gonna be a speedy little fucker in a few months.

Weekly Trash Removal

I've been removing 1 bad habit a week. Some of these things need to go away forever. The fact is there's no reason why destructive behaviors I've built over YEARS have any reason to stay. Likewise, looking at willpower in 7 day increments as opposed to forever is not too hard.

Week 2: Youtube in the car
- Even though im not watching, this is inherently dangerous
- if i ever got in an accident, it would be my fault even if it wasn't
- requires constant distraction
- like social media, im not actually absorbing anything

Week 1: Sugar
- When i eat it, it's emotionally driven
- Breaks the 80/20 rule of diet pretty terribly (i.e. some sugar is ok, but it's not a treat if it's 3 days of the god damn week)
- I realized how much sugar i actually ate when abstaining during week 1

Training program rest pause

May as well actually record these methodologies as we go. They keep getting lost to time.

Rest pause, focus on spinal health
- 2-3x a week. More rest isnt a bad thing
- RP = 10 to 15 breaths between sets. Continue until you literally cant, then do a negative (or push press if it applies), then extreme stretch of the body part
- RPlite = 15 breaths between sets. 3 sets total. Push each set to failure and cheating failure. If it applies, use partial range of motion kelso rows after full range is donzeo
- if it's possible, use fat grips (exceptions rdl, deads, and shrugs)
- the goal of all sets is the first set is >=8 reps. If you do not hit 8 reps, increase reps next session. If you do not increase reps next session, change the exercise

Vertical press RP, one arm presses
Single leg (left) RP
Cable row RPlite
Rear delt, run the rack
Weighted hang, decompress spine

Horizontal press RP
Single leg (right) RP
Curl RPlite
Rear delt, run the rack
Weighted hang, decompress spine

Squat RP
Vertical pull RP
Ring press RPlite
Trap har shrug RPlite
Weightes hang, decompress spine

Skyrim 201: punch the clock

Some things went very well, others not so much. Tried some variations of rdls in the confusion, none worked out. Balance is the issue way more than strength here.

Workout
Dips 50 fat grips
11 (close to all time pr!)
3,3,3,2,1,1
--using fat grips took the pressure off my shoulders immediately. This is how we do things from here on out

Rdl (right) 105
5,4,2

Hammer curl 45 fat grip
9,5,3

Rear delt 55, run the rack

Weighted stretch 60x60s

Skyrim 200: NO SLEEP BAD SNEK

So fun side effect of intermiddent fasting. Either my hormones are fucked up or i dont need as much sleep.

Sometimes ill get up at 330 and im wirrrrred. But then i dont feel shitty the rest of the day. So...i either leveled up or my cortisol is having a hayday.

What im trying to say is my workout today was a littlw bit of a miss. Fine in the overall spectrum of things, but this is the first time i missed reps on anything.

Workout
Chin 45
8,2,2,2,1, 1xneg, 3xkelso
--ya i just did them. No shit this wasmt aa good

One leg rdl (left) 105
8,2,3,3,2,2,2,1
--balance was super difficult
Stretch hams

One arm press (fat grip) 60
5,3,2,2,2,2,1, push pressx2 slow neg

Rear delt run the rack 55
Dont level up. Traps dominated
Stretch delts

Hang 60lbsx60s

Skyrim 199: first front squats in a while

Front squat 185
8,2,2,2,2,2,1
Stretch quads

Chin 40
8,2,2,2,2,2,1,kelsox5

Trap shrug 225
13,7,5

Ring pushup bw, feet on ground
15,9,5
Chest stretch

Skyrim 198: moar rest pause

Reading more and more dc training.

Workout
Hammer curl 40
9,5,3
Stretch biceps

Dips 45
8,4,3, 1xnegative
Stretch shoulders

Single leg rdl (r) 100
8,5,4
Stretch hamstrings

Rear delts 30 run the rack
Hang 55lbsx60s

Skyrim 197: shoulders looking gooood

Dumping step ups for now. They are a little tough on my knees, and i have no idea what i would do if i missed a weight (which was already close at 95lbs).

All things high except sex drive atm. Making fasting a daily occurance until im as lean as i want. Its easier than timing meals, i feel great during the day, and it's easy to see results.

Workout
Single leg rdl (left) 100lbs
10,3,3,3,3,3,2,2,2

One arm press (fat grip) 55lbs
10,3,3,3,3,3,3,2,1
--i like the fat grip here

High cable row 200lbs
14,7,4, Kelso rowx6

Rear delt 45lbs run the rack
--drop 10lbs per mini set

Pullup hang 55lbs
X60seconds
--was not easy. Retry

Skyrim 196: back a little iffy

Tried zercher bulgarian split squats in hopes of finding something usable. NOPE FEELS AWFUL.

Zercher step up (left)
95x8,3,2,2,2,2,2,2,1
Bwx20

Chin
35x8,2,2,2,2,2,1
Kelso shrug 35x5
Bw 1x30s negative

Hspu
Felt awful, stop

Pushups
Better, do weighted next time

Skyrim lean 195: rest pause is good

Trap dead, heavy black band tension
235x6,3,3,3,3,3,2,2,1

One arm press
50x12,5,6,5,3,2,1

Shrug smith behind back
195x13,20,23
--dont care for this

Rear delt run the rack
50s --> 5s
--skipped 10lbs in sone cases

Hang from pullup bar
45lbsx60s
Bwx60s
--stop using straps. Not needed

11min walk
Stretch

Recovery methods 2: everything hurts

Tl:dr
- movement is lubrication
- go for a brisk walk

A month ago i couldnt move without pain or discomfort. I was still dragging my ass to the gym a few times a week to do something. Literally anything.

I asked my girlfriend if we could go for a long walk since we had been inside all day. Im not gonna say this would have been a cakewalk if i was well, but a few miles through the florida sun had me on deaths door.

2 things happened:
- the next day i felt god damn amazing
- i started to prioritize moving over lifting

How good is your strength if you cant move like a person? Not much dude. Im not saying walking rules and lifting drools. Im still in the gym 3 to 4 times a week. But placing an emphasis on recovery makes the strength youre training for more attainable and more usable.

Mix this together with something anti inflammatory like fasting and baby, you got a stew.

What i mean is:
Sunday
heavy, low to medium volume lifting
16:8 fasting
High protein, medium carb, low fat

Mon
20 to 30 min walk. Preferably multiple
Omad fasting
High protein, low carb, medium fat

Repeat
Take additional walking days as needed

Recovery methods 1: tight hips

My mom forgot the best saying she ever perpetuated.

"It's all in the recovery"

She would say this to me whenever I made a mistake as a kid. If I got a bad grade. If I said something I regretted. If I lost a baseball game. This is a heck of a one-two punch. It told me what I did post fuck up was more important than the fuck up itself. Lets talk about recovery. Cause we're all a little fucked up. And we all could use a little recovery.

TIGHT HIPS
Your hips suck because you sit too much and are quad dominant. Most of the time when my knees hurt it's because I haven't stretched in friggin forever. Back in the days of innocence - 2014 - I thought I needed knee surgery because of how hard it was for me to walk after getting out of a car. I literally had to shuffle everywhere I went. Surely I broke my knees doing front squats.

Bitch please. This will change your God damn world in 30 seconds a day.

Hip Flexor Stretch on a Bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdMk68JDT1U

Cossack Squat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ilhz2q4m4

With these 2 moves your quads and groin will feel loose as pie. I usually do both after lifting.

HF 195: moar rest pause

Dips 50x8, RP x7
Dips 25x7, RPx11
Zercher step up 65x8, RPx14
Zercher step up 45x10, RPx14
Rear delts 40lbs run the rack
Stretch

Skyrim lean 194

Each set of everything was done rest pause until i couldnt eek out more reps with good form. This resulted in a fuckton of doubles and singles after the main set. Each rest pause set started after 5 or so deep breathes (except ohp, i just switched hands and pressed go).

Trap dead added blue tension
225x14, rp 8, 5min rest
185x16, rp 6, 3min rest

One arm db ohp
45x16, rp 12, 4min rest
35x27, rp 13, 2mim rest

Smith shrug behind back
185x20, rp 12, 2min rest
165x22, rp 10, no rest

Rear delt, run the rack
40lbs --> 5lbs

Hf 193: super squuuuats

Workout
Zercher lunge (both legs) 135x20, use bfr
Inc db bench 80x5
Db bench 80x7
Seal row 55x11, 45x16
Rear delts run the rack 35-->5
Bfr walking and hammies
Stretch

HF 193: punch the clock

Workout
Zercher lunge (left leg): 195x2
Inc db bench 75x9
db bench 75x6
Tricep pushdown (BFR)
Incline walk 7min (BFR)

Forgot to stretch and do rear delts. Shame.

Hf 192 Wisconsin: meat is back on the menu boys

After a year of fucking around, i came back to where i started at my injury last august. Im not even mad.

Confidence: super high
Mood: excellent
Sex drive: pretty damn good
Injury level: hard to tell. Im so full of tumeric

Workout
Zercher lunge left leg 185x2
--off pins instead of freestanding
Seal row 45x15, 35x18
-- slight incline. Dunno how i like this
Hammer curl 3sets with bgr bands
Treadmill with bfr bands x6min
Spinal decompression hang x1
Stretch

Hf 191: wisconsin, fucked around a little

Workout
Zercher lunge 225x1 (left leg)
Inc db bench 75x5
Db bench 75x11
Rear delts, run the rack
Tri pushdowns

Hf 190: knees went from shitty to great...y

I dont get it man. Last couple of days have been max singles with the right leg so i switched to the left. Honestly though, i could have done the right again no problem.

Warmup
Rotate all joints
Rear delts
Reverse hyper
Single leg rdl

Workout
Zercher lunge (l) 145x12, 105x21
Inc db bench 70x11
Flat 70x12
Decline 70x9
-- may axe the last set. Seems to be more awkward than useful
Standing one arm row
125x12
95x16
Seated l raise RAN THE GOD DAMN RACK FROM 25 TO 2.5 HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD. SAFE, HAS POTENTIAL TO BE LOADED DOOOO ITTTTTT

Warmdown
Reverse hyper bw
Treadmill 12min

Hf 189: actual hf

Zercher reverse lunge (r)
225x1, easy
235x1, sloppy

HF 189

workout
zercher lunge (right) 195x1, 135x8
incline db bench 65x11
db bench 65 x18
decline db bench 65 x 11
wide row 95x1x100
Leg curl 1x50x100

Dunno how i feel about switching legs or doing top singles.

Hf 188: reverse zercher lunge

This felt so god damn good. Ive tried a host of weightes lunges and ALL of them felt awful. This one, however, felt A+. Easy 225 max set on my first try. Had to do dips instead of db press because all the benches were gonezo.

Workout
Reverse zercher lunge 225x1, left leg
Dips 50x7, 25x13
One arm pulldown x2

Hf 187: continue on wisconsin variation

Taking 2 days off feels pretty sweet. If im not recovered after 48hrs (i.e. cant add more reps or weight) then its time to move on to a new movement. Today was the first time i needed to swap a movement out, and it felt soooooo good.

Workout
Reverse hyper, bodyweight
Abs, add weight to side planks
Sdl 225x11
Mat1 sdl 225x14
Mat2 sdl 225x17
Inc db bench 55x13
Db bench 55x16
Decline db bench 55x18
-- use a pink band for all sets
H curl 55x7
Cheat h curl 55x6
Band curl 1xamap
Bw rdl 3x10

Looks like a lot but took about 30min.

Not Wisconsin but kind of

This week has been fucking stellar. This takes the concept of hammering a movement until it cant be milked any more but playing with a few variables:
- lower frequency (1-2 rest days)
- higher exercise selection
- higher rep ranges

Each subsequent set of an exercise uses the same weight but an easier version. Swap exercises when you fail to increase reps or weight.

All sets are amap. Stay away from failure most of the time on lower body movements.

Lower body 3x6
Press 3x8
Accessory 2x10
(Tonic) Light rdl super set rear delts

Lower body
Front squat
Z squat
Snatch dead

Press
One arm press
Db bench
Floor press
Dips

Accessory
Hammer curl
One arm row
Wide row
Seal row
Chinup

HF 187: Less hurt. Wisconsin

Workout
Snatch DL 225x6
pin 1 225x10
pin 2 225x16
(pink band) one arm press 50x8
one arm press 50x11
one arm push press 50x12
H curl 50x11
Cheating h curl 50x8
DB romanian deadlift 30x3x30
Rear delts 20x3x10

Interesting enough, the best level ups were to the hammer curls. Overall, I'm very pleased with this session. I like the snatch grip better than sumo or conventional. Go figure.

Hf 186: still hurt. Specialized version of wisconsin

Too much shit. Im doing too much shit. And too often. Remember why wisconsin was fun. Remember stan. Rememmmmbahhhhhhh.

Minimal movements. Work until you can't, then replace it. Theres no reason why ive gotta so singles man. And no reason why ive gotta work every day.

The focus is restoring strength and normal function to my body while losing weight. Looking at the 3 programs ive written in the last 2 weeks makes me sick.

Simplify.

Workout
Sdl 225x6
Sdl pin 1 245x10
Sdl pin 2 275x8
-- way more difficult than it should be. This is ok. No pain or discomfort during or after
(Pink) One arm press 50x7
One arm press 55x7
One arm push press 60x5
-- slow negative on push press
H curl 50x6
Cheating h curl 50x8
-- slow negative on cheating

If you cant do normal moves, your special moves suck

Had an eye opening experience this weekend. The gf and i went on a walk for about an hour. What should have been an easy amount of exercise:
- wrecked my back
- was difficult cardio wise

I dont give a shit that the florida sun was baring down on us. This is kid stuff. Im dropping my conditioning days immediately. They are not helping my back heal, and they are not doing what i want them to (which is allow me to retain normal cardio health).

What is replacing them are walks a few times a week. Not sure on weighted vests or sandbag carries yet.

Hf 185: feeling better

Back is getting progressively better. Initially tried heavier kb swings in this session with disastrous results.

Workout
Kb 25lbs: 5 rounds 40s on, 20s off
Overhead shrug
95x14
65x20
-- starting super light
Neck
Front 25x16
Back 25x17
-- adding 2 second pause on each rep

Hf 184: injured. One winged angel shiz

Looks like one legged training is back on the menu boys. Tired and hurt. Bkah bkah blah blah.

Workout
Bss (left leg):
50x19
40x24
30x20
Db press
40x11
30x14
20x19
Row
3xamap with kelso shrugs
H curl
45x8
35x10
Rear delt
1x32

Hf 183ish? Whatever im hurt fuck you

Going on vacation derailed a ton. Daily fasting feels great but is now a god damn struggle. I did 2 things on Thursday i regret a ton. Ive also been slacking on my ab work.

So, im hurt again and it sucks and it was preventable. Who are the possible culprits?

1. zercher squats
These didnt really feel that bad, but also not really that great

2. Power cleans
Just started these this week. Episode 1 felt...ok. a little weird in the mid back. Episode 2 has me with a numb foot.

3. Timed banded jumps
Did 50 banded jumps in 3min. I was feeling great until these. Hard to know if the power cleans started this mess and the jumps finished it or whatever.

Heres the new plan:
1. Warmup
Abs
Shoulder swings

2. Lift (assume rpt sets)
Bss 3x10
Dips/btnpp 3x8
(Banded) One leg press 3x10
French press 2x10
Neck

Chin 3x8
Rdl/trap bar dead
(Banded) Row
H curl 2x10
Neck

3. Condition
Farmers walk
Kettlebell swings