Friday, May 28, 2021

pezutti wisconsin

Lean into it

Morning
Ring dip 100x1, 55x2x2
Kb swing 3 rounds 40s on / 20s off, 20kg

Afternoon
Upper body pull medley

Friday, May 14, 2021

condition | sandbag hp and bw squat | very minute on the minute

I greatly regret basing my reps off of the first set. 

1st set
3 sandbag high pulls
6 bw squats

Internal monologue: well i barely felt that. Am i coddling myself? Has the bitch not left mah soul? 
Sstan: double it
Internal monologue: yeshhhhh mah mashterrrr

Min 1 - 10
5 sandbag high pulls 
10 bw squats

By minute 5 i yearned for death. This was a great end to an upper body workout. Doing high pulls with the sandbag is money because there doesnt have to be a concentric. I just drop the fucker on my feet.

How to:
Every minute on the minute do
5 sandbag high pulls
10 bodyweight squats

The faster you finish your sets, the more rest you have before the next set. This was surprisingly brutal.

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

calisthenics: push legs pull legs (repeat)

It's not like it sounds. 

I want to work out every day. If im going balls to the walls with the same muscle groups daily, that can't happen. If i do ring work too often, my hands get ripped up. Theres got to be a medium.

Enter the bro split version of calisthenics. Typically PPL (push pull legs), I'm interspacing legs in the mix much more often to give my hands a break. 

Break each phase into 2 month long cycles: hypertrophy and strength

Hypertrophy phase: bw only on push and pull 
Pull 
Legs
Push
Legs
Repeat

Push and pull hypertrophy 
4-5 movements, 5x10 per movement, avoid failure
Start with difficult movements, move towards easier
10s-60s rest between sets
2min rest between exercises
End with isolation (shoulders, bi or tri)

Legs hypertrophy 
1-2x lift per day
Quick and the dead (kb swings and pushups)
Conditioning 

Strength phase: weighted calisthenics 
Stick with ring dips and ring chinups
1st Push/pull
Legs
Off
2nd push/pull
Legs
Off
Repeat

Push and pull strength 
1st push/pull 1x3, 3x8 (autoregulate weight)
2nd push/pull 5x5

Legs strength
Same as hypertrophy 
Add in glute ham raises and trap high pulls

Sunday, January 3, 2021

power calisthenics 2 x electric boogaloo

Found a full body split works great with this template, but as an added bonus splitting movements into planes per day.


Who does this workout work for?

  • Goal is to train for general strength and hypertrophy (not maximal in either respect).
  • Mobility and joint health.
  • Enjoy working the same muscle groups with a high frequency.


What equipment is needed?

  • Any type of suspension trainer would be great (rings, trx knockoffs, homemade trainers).
  • Pullup bar. This can be nixed if you have a suspension trainer that hangs high enough.
  • Dip bar.
  • Cinder blocks and a chair. Use cement to anchor the chair when doing jump bulgarian split squats.


What happens when I can do too many reps on the hardest variation? I don't want to train for endurance!

Hey! This is a great problem to have! If you get to the point where you are knocking out 15-20 rep sets on the hardest bodyweight variation of an exercise, then you have a few options:

  • Add weight to the current exercise (conversely, add a 5lb vest and do the same workout).
  • Decrease the stability of the current exercise.
  • Add a new (harder) variation before the one you have mastered.


2 week mesocycle

Week1

Monday

Morning - Dip variations | Row variations | Bulgarian split squat variations

Afternoon (optional) - Conditioning

Diet: High protein and high calorie. Get in as much quality food as possible.


Tuesday: OFF

Diet: Fast until 5-8p. 


Wednesday:  

Morning - Pullup variations | Pushup variations | Bulgarian split squat variations

Afternoon (optional) - Conditioning

Diet: High protein and high calorie. Get in as much quality food as possible.


Thursday: OFF

Diet: Fast until 5-8p. 


Friday: Same as Monday


Saturday: OFF

Don't worry about diet, just don't be a weekend asshole.


Sunday:

Morning or afternoon - fuckin whatever man. Play. Do whatever feels right.

  • Landmine push presses
  • Sandbag pendlay rows
  • Landmine lateral raises
  • Tris and bi's
  • Yoke walk
  • Farmers walk  

Don't worry about diet, just don't be a weekend asshole.


Week2

Monday: OFF

Diet: Fast until 5-8p. 



Tuesday: 

Morning - Pullup variations | Pushup variations | Bulgarian split squat variations

Afternoon (optional) - Conditioning

Diet: High protein and high calorie. Get in as much quality food as possible.


Wednesday:  OFF

Diet: Fast until 5-8p. 


Thursday: 

Morning - Dip variations | Row variations | Bulgarian split squat variations

Afternoon (optional) - Conditioning

Diet: High protein and high calorie. Get in as much quality food as possible.


Friday: OFF

Diet: Fast until 5-8p. 


Saturday: Morning or afternoon - fuckin whatever man. Play. Do whatever feels right.

  • Landmine push presses
  • Sandbag pendlay rows
  • Landmine lateral raises
  • Tris and bi's
  • Yoke walk
  • Farmers walk  

Don't worry about diet, just don't be a weekend asshole.


Sunday:OFF

Don't worry about diet, just don't be a weekend asshole.


Sunday, December 27, 2020

power x calisthenics

Thought process was driven in part by what i wanted to buy next in the gym - a kensui weight vest or farmers handles. Ive been feeling lost with weighted calisthenics and found with weighted carries, so handles it is.

The idea is this:
- carry heavy stuff
- calisthenics workouts are bw only

No set and rep schemes on the calisthenics work. Start with a hard version of a kinetic chain, and move to easier exercises as the workout progresses.

Split is still
1. Push/squat
2. Pull/hinge
3. Carry
4. Rest or repeat

Workout push example: 35min
Note: all push and legs sets are super setted with 1min rest 
Ring archer pushups: 3,3,2,2,1
Ring dips: 9,8,7,7,3
Pseudo planche pushup: 1
Ring pushups: 10,6,4
Dips: 10,7,5
Close tri ext: 12,8
Rrg grip tri ext: 10,8
Knee squinx pu: 10,8
Bss jump; 12,8,8,8,7,5
Bss: 21,15,13,12,10,8
Reverse nordic curl: 10,10,8,3

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Garage Gym Update x Next Equipment

 Picked up a barbell, 195lbs of weights, and swing straps. Noticed a couple of things right away.

  • I still should NOT do cleans/snatches. This is annoying. My lower back is SORE after 5 easy sets of RDL's alone.
  • Weighted carries with the swing straps kicks copious amounts of ass. I likely.
  • Farmers walks with bands are surprisingly hard due to the bounce factor. The only thing i don't like it they are difficult to load and to grip. 70lbs per hand is about as much as I can do right now.
I did want to get a kensui vest queued up next, but I'm not so sure it's next in the lineup. Possible:
  • More weights.
  • Mini farmers handles.

timed x rest pause

 Really enjoying this variation of rest pause. Instead of taking a clean number of sets, reps, rest periods, or rest pause periods, just set a timer and get to work.

All sets can approach failure without going to failure. Set a rep goal for the time period you use and increase the weight if you hit your goal. I also found a conjugate/concurrent method of lifting (see: heavy day | lighter/volume day) works really well with this type of rest pause. Going heavy all the time is great, but I need to back off way sooner than if I relegate 1 heavy day a week.


Example:

Ring dips | Heavy | 5min | Rep goal 20

9 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 2 , 1  = 26 reps, increase weight next time 

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

dont miss days

Ive got that voice in the back of my head that wants me to not do anything. We all do. This voice has speech level 70. It threatens, it bargains, and it complains. I hear it the loudest on my off days.

"
Hey man, youre fasting today. Dont do anything. 
Arent you afraid of impacting your lifting tomorrow?
"

Cool story bro.

Something is always better than nothing. And that something is activity, not necessarily lifting. I get wrapped up in 'everything is training' when its more accurate to say training is training. Everything else is staying healthy and mobile. 

Off day activity can be easy and it can be short. Personally it hypes me up for the day. And i really. Really. Really dont think 10 to 15min of conditioning is bad for anyone regardless of fasted status.

Examples
60min brisk walk
10min light farmers walk
15min heavy farmers walk
15min medley of 3 bodyweight exersies (3,6,9 rep cadence)
Strongman medley: keg carry, farmers carry, sandbag carry

Saturday, December 12, 2020

push pull splits : the best

Ive been on and off push pull splits for near a decade. I consistently make my best gains with them until i decide to sabotage and derail a good thing. It's real simple.

Day1: presses, squats
Day2: pulls, hamstrings or deadlifts
Day3: off
Day4: off or repeat

Add a brief conditioning session after each workout. Baby, youve got a stew. Conditioning as a separate day feels kind of wasted. Not because theyre not useful, but because im warmed and ready to go by the time theyre over. Id rather start in a hole and go from there.

Post workout, accessories can be linked in during the day. For press this is triceps, shoulders, and quads. For pull, this is biceps, shoulders, lats, and hams. Isometrics and abs can be any day. Ez.

Example
Push1
Ring dips rest pause x 3
Step ups x 9 (one set per rest pause)
Condition
...After, sets of
Bw tri extensions, different grips
Ring extensions
Band shoulders
Abs
Reverse lunge
Iso

Pull1
Ring rows rest pause x3
Hamstrings x 9 (one set per rest pause)
Condition 
...after, sets of
One leg rdl
Bw pullups, different grips
Ring curls
Abs
Iso

Push2
Ring pushups rest pause x3
(Same as push1)

Pull2
Ring pullups rest pause x3
(Same as pull1)

Other variables:
Switch push or pull movements if bored
Switch progression schemes periodically (ex: clusters, top sets and backoff)
Conditioning changes every session


Off means off
Recovery, fasting, walks, and god damn suction cups.


Friday, December 11, 2020

single max(ish) | single clusters | volume | accessory

 Dips. 

A metric fuckton of dips is what I did. Using cluster training as a base with some volume to back it up.


Dips yo

Max(ish) BW+105x1, 10-20lbs left in the tank. Slow but not a ginder.

Singles BW+75x1x15. Controlled negative. Explosive concentric. Done in about 12min rest as needed.

BW+30 x4x8. This is how many sets it took before I couldn't get 8 reps. ~20-30s rest.

BWx12,11,10,9,8,7. ~20s rest.

Total volume: 105 reps. Couple more counting warmups.


Accessory:

Lateral band raise 1xamap multiple lengths

BW tricep extensions x20,10, had to stop right tri is not ok with this.

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

poliquin clusters

It's been a long fucking time since i just used singles. Boy oh boy did i miss them. I dont know if it's just working with a heavier weight or feeling shaky while still energized post workout, but singles rock.

I used poliquin singles, a type of rest pause, so i could still get in some inverted rowing volume. Accessory post main lift was normal.

Workout
Fat grip Dips 65lbs
4 clusters of 5 singles
20s rest between singles
3min rest between clusters 

Every cluster ends with a single set of inverted rows 1xamap 50lbs

Accessory
Rear delt, bands 
Close tri bw extension
Front delt, bands
Tri bw extension

Friday, December 4, 2020

isometrics only workout

Ive never done this period. 

Isometrics are a little bit of a leap of faith due to the information on them. They work. They dont. Use short holds. Use holds of 30 to 60 seconds. Yielding isometrics! No....overcoming isometrics....

Cool guys. Cool.

Why am i even entertaining this as an idea? Couple reasons:
- i love when my goals line up with someone else's philosophy and results. Said person has a single $1 pdf he released with a 50 day program (he doesnt make his living off youtube or writing)
- i want to work out more often. This isnt possible with classic weighted calisthenics without comprimising strength and my sanity. I tend to get depressed when i train too much. Isometrics are short training sessions needing little recovery.
- this doesnt change my current 2 hard workouts per week.
- ive got little to lose. If this works for strength and size, i get a low cost accessory to training. If it doesnt, i lose 30min a week on something that is still great for prehab.

The schedule is said pdf is
Day1: isometrics, condition
Day2: strength (heavy), core
Day3: isometrics, condition
Day4: strength (explosive or volume), core
Day5: off

This plays rather well into my long term goals.
- strong goal: hit sub 12% bodyfat
- strong goal: 1 standing ab wheel rollout
- weak goal: forget what being tired is like
 

Thursday, December 3, 2020

calisthenics only workout

My usual insomnia hit at 330a and it had only been 1 rest day since my last weighted dip session. How tired could i be?

Turns out pretty fucking wrecked. I worked up to a single shaky rep with 75lbs before calling it quits. What resulted after was a breath of fresh air and may become my new rotation if i can use it to lift more frequently.

Enter calisthenics only. Mentally way easier than adding weight. The goal was to find ways to still make this tough.

Ring dips 16,12,9,10
Ring Archer pushups 3,2,1
Ring pushups 18,12,6
Accessory with shoulders and triceps
1min rest between all sets

Notes
Archer pushups are way harder than ring dips. They go first next time.
Rest longer (2 to 3min) between exercises. The goal on this day should be massive volume.
Add more exercises: incline ring pu, bar dips, pushups, pseudo planche pushups.

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

today was a solid fuckin win

Maybe I didn't highlight my last post enough. Or concentrated too much on the conditioning aspect of that conditioning workout. I want to emphasize what a big deal today was for me. For the last 2 years I've been freaked out to dance, sprint, or otherwise frolic for fear of messing up my back and knees. 

Today I ran. I RAN. And I'm pain free. Both during and after. I'm so happy right now. Basic shit is now back on the menu.

conditioning | sprints sleds and kettlmobiles

It's been a long ass time since ive run full speed. I truly dont even remember when. And this sucks. Because my speed was always something i was proud of and cultivated. Even without sprints, i felt a direct correlation to oly lifts and my ability to dance like a fiend.

Remove cleans and who the fuck am i? As ive gotten older, ive started to covet things i didnt have ti fight for a few years ago. Mainly speed and power. On the flipside, my conditioning has always kind of sucked. Ive had rare moments where i didnt gas out first, but those moments were rare and subsidised with substances. Enter more conditioning.

Im pressing for conditioning on my non upper body days. This means ive got to choose movements that do not interfere with my ability to press and pull weight the next day. Today this meants a lot of movement training.

5 rounds as fast as possible
Sled push driveway x 2
Sprint lawn x 2
Kb suitcase carry lawn x 2

Monday, November 16, 2020

conditioning | bw + sandbags

Been getting a little complacent with my conditioning over the past few weeks. The cards method is awesome and im not ditching it, but ive gotten way too good at running through the deck. It aint hard right now unless i go through the deck twice.

Todays conditioning:
Rounds of 60s, 45s, 30s, 15s
Each round
1. Reverse lunge left
2. Reverse lunge right
3. Bw squat
4. Sandbag dead
Reset timer to next round and immediately start.

Ex
60s lunge, 10s rest
60s lunge, 10s rest
60s squat, 10s rest
60s dead, 10s rest
Reset timer to 45s rounds
45s lunge, 10s rest
...
And so on

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

calisthenics | explosive legs | let's see some fucking intensity

I was a quarter into a deck of cards workout when I realized I was phoning it in. Ya, I got all of my reps. But every single rep was enduring instead of injecting speed and aggression into the mix. When I consciously made every rep a fight against death, two things happened:

  • I ran out of steam REAL fast.
  • I woke up out of a fog and felt like $1000000000 bucks.
This folks is quality over quantity. If you're doing something like me - running through a deck of cards for lower body, bodyweight only - then the only ways forward are to add weight, do the same reps in less time, or add some fucking intensity. I choose intensity. That bulgarian split squat jump? You should be trying to jump through the roof on every rep. That bodyweight squat? If you had the intention of leaving the ground you absolutely would. That deadlift or clean? Light up them glutes baby.

The literal only thing I've felt 'go' with age is feeling explosive. And like most things with aging, you can still have what you've always had. But now it isn't free. You have to work for it and practice it. If you practice to be slow, you'll be slow. Practice being fast. If you are only using your bodyweight, practice intensity.

Friday, November 6, 2020

bfr bands and calisthenics

Experimenting with adding bfr bands to bodyweight movements. Dis is what i enjoy so far.

Pull giant set
Add bfr
Ring pullup
Ring rack pullup
Ring row
Ring row 45deg (one arm)
Ring row 45deg (two arms)
Ring curl 
Band curl

The biceps are not the limiting factor in most sets. By the end of each set, im pumped beyond belief.

End of cards
Play card method using lower body
Add bfr after entire deck
Alternate reverse lunges until you can't 

Especially if something in this deck involved explosive legs, this is fucking money. Heavy movements after explosive movements signal more power, strength, and hypertrophic gains. Bfr introduces the same metabolic stress of heavy lifting. Time will tell if this is a money shot or not, but it's a pump from hades in the interim with 0 added weight.


Tuesday, November 3, 2020

massive drop set | pull chain | calisthentics

I do as many of these as possible in a single day spaced out with at least 30min between sets. All sets are completed with 1 to 2 reps in the tank before moving to the next movement. If at any point a more difficult variation isnt possible, skip it or spend more time recovering before the next set (usually the limiting factor is my hands are torn up).

Giant set
Rings towel offset pullup (switch sides)
Ring pullups
Ring rows, parallel body position
Ring one arm rows, 45deg angle
Ring rows, 45deg angle
Ring curls, 45deg angle

This gets a little bit of everything. Intensity, volume, and a sick ass pump (especially in the last 3 movement). 

No weights required. If at any point towel pullups become too easy (starting to get 10+ reps in the first sets) just make the exercise harder.



Wednesday, October 28, 2020

More workouts sans equipment | deck of cards

Start with a deck of cards. If you dont have cards, download a cards app. Either works.

Run through the deck 2 times as fast as possible. 

First time through the deck
Spades: jumping bulgarian split squat (left)
Clubs: jumping bulgarian split squat (right)
Hearts: bw single leg rdl (left)
Diamonds: bw single leg rdl (right)

Values of cards
2-10 = their value in reps
Jack - ace = 10 reps

Bss jumps use half the reps indicated rounding down.
Ex: jack = 5 reps
Ex2: 9 = 4 reps

Second time through the deck
Spades: split squat (left)
Clubs: split squat (right)
Hearts: band pullthrough
Diamonds: bw squats

Bw squats use 2x the reps indicated.

Progression methods: 
1. Strive to beat your previous time.
2. Make every movement more explosive.
3. Switch out 1 to 2 movements.
4. If possible, add a small amount of weight aftee a few weeks (optional).

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Switching up movements

Ive been doing nothing but weighted ring dips for the past month. Although my overall strength has gone up (bw+55 x 10, up from a previous best of 45x8) things are starting to feel creaky. The movement is boring. Even my warmups feel a little iffy. Ring dips didn't suddenly turn on me. Im either under recovered or getting stale.

Enter a planned switch.

Replacing weighted ring dips with weighted ring pushups is money. I can still go heavy without burning my house down. The literal only downside is i may run out of weight to use (75lbs), but thats a great problem to have. Also, something i wont run into for weeks if i only add 5lbs every 3 sessions (+5 week). 

This is working. My joints feel great. My shoulders are rounding out. My chest is looking better by the day.

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Hypertrophy | Turning isolation into full body

Summary
With isolation movements that have little to no injury risk, start strict and end sloppy.

Not so summmary
Sometimes you try something and think - why the fuck haven't i been doing this already? Years. Wasted. Should have sent a poet.

For the past few months, Ive been ending each workout with a gauntlet of quasi isolation. Something like:
- band rows
- bw tri extensions
- band curls
- band one arm overhead extensions
- ring rear delt raises, face pulls
- band two arm overhead extensions
- band rear delt raises

This takes all of 8min to run through. It's the icing on the cake of an already complete workout, but i enjoy it and see a visible difference when i neglect it.

Ive noticed a solid pronounced increase in performance (on main lifts) and size when i started to cheat every movement once i could no longer complete a strict full range of motion rep. Lemme say: YOU SHOULD BE DOING THIS ON ISOLATION. Especially when bands are involved and the most tension is at the end of each rep.

You have little to no increase on injury risk, and unless youre a psycho you arent trying to enhance performance on these tiny movements. Turn each isolation movement into a full body movement once strict isolation can no longer happen.

Example: band bicep hammer curl
Grip low on the band, strict reps
Grip low on the band, cheat reps
Grip medium on the band, strict reps
Grip medium on the band, cheat reps
Grip high on the band, strict reps
Grip high on the band, cheat reps

6 sets where your biceps are being challenged without risk to your biceps or back.

I wouldn't suggest using this method with dumbbells or barbells. There is too much risk involved once you get fatigued and start to put in sloppy reps. Likewise, most bodyweight movements are probably not great choices for the same reason as barbells, but with the added bonus of ingraining shit form for movements you actually want to be competent at.

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

vacation no equipment pushups

Found 2 different protocols that have been fun to play with this vaca.

First: dynamic pushups, band curls
Rounds of: 
5 dynamic pushups 
5 heavy band leg curls
30s rest (1min if you miss 5 reps on either)
Repeat until 40 to 100 reps

The power side of dynamic pushups is a real kick in the ass to start a day. Great stuff.

Dynamic pushups are NOT clapping pushups or where your hands leave the ground. Instead they are 
- As fast as possible on the way up
- free fall down. Catch on the bottom and pause before exploding up again. You get a cool little plyometric effect here.

Second: pushup medley, band curls
Rounds of: 
Amap pushup variation
Amap light band leg curls 
30s rest
Repeat

The goal here is gaining strength in harder pushup variations before accumulating volume in easier variations. Start at whatever variation you can that allows for >= 3 reps in the first set. Change variations when you cant get more than 3 reps in a set.

Variations (10 is hardest, 1 is easiest)
10. Planche pushup
9. Dead stop planche pushup
8. 90degree pseudo planche pushup
7. Pseudo planche pushup (i start here)
6. Clapping pushup
5. Explosive pushup
4. Archer pushup
3. Elevated pushup
2. Pushup
1. Reduced rom pushup 

Both protocols take 10 to 20min.



Wednesday, August 19, 2020

calisthenics | legs

 Not sure how much you can call leg shit calisthenics. It's more so 'non-barbell or dumbbell leg shit.'

Workout

Step up jumps BWx7x3 each leg (jump at the top of each rep)

Step ups 30lbsx1xamap


Easy morning workout. I can really add more weight to these step up's.

calisthenics | bw only | push

Did pull yesterday but forgot to log it.

Ring dips 18,9,6,3
Planche pushups 5,2
Bar Dips 21,15,15,8,7,9,2
Pike pushups 14,7,2
Pushups 13,4
Triceps: ring extension, bw extension, band extension
Rear delts: band pulls

160 reps before triceps/rear delts

Note: holy shit planche pushups are hard. First movement next time.

Thursday, August 13, 2020

calisthenics | BW + some weights | pull

 Added weights here and there. It ended up being a great idea by keeping every set between 5 and 12 reps (i.e. making the lighter bodyweight only stuff harder).

34min total 

150 reps before accessory work


Main

Ring pullups (+40) 3,2,1 (BW) 10,5,2

Close ring pullups (+40) 5,2 (BW) 10,4,2

Assisted ring pullups 10,7,2 (close) 7,2

Ring row (+24) 10,7,3 (BW) 11,4

Bar row 9,13,8,10,3


Accessory

Band pushdown 1xamap

Bicep focussed chinup 1xamap

Hefesto curls 1xamap

Rear delt band raises amap at different distances. End with a 60s yielding isometric pull. 




Tuesday, August 11, 2020

conditioning | push sled | taking it easy bro | workout#2 for the day

 I bought the XPO sled for a couple of reasons:

  • Get lean as fuck by adding a new amazing conditioning tool.
  • Rehabbing my back.

After a sprint session with the sled this weekend, I found that #2 is not in the cards if I go balls to the wall. Either the angle I'm at or the speed I'm going made things worse, so today I mixed it up a bit. 

20min speed walking with the sled
Body angle almost completely upright

This is definitely not the same conditioning level as an all out sprint, but I was able to get outside and work up a sweat while making my back feel better. Tomorrow I can add in some leg work before repeating a slow sled walk.

calisthenics | bw only | push

Ring dips 17,13,8,3

Dips 20, 19, 19, 14, 5

Pike pushup 18, 11, 10, 10

Inc Pushup 14, 2

Pushup 20, 11, 5

Tri ext (high) 10,9,3   (low) 14,9 (rings) a bunch i dunno

Rear delt rings 20,15,9

307 total reps

Not a huge amount of difference between pike pushups and incline pushups. Good progress across the board. Feeling more confident and faster on all movements. The first couple of reps are especially explosive. This is the most ive ever worked my chest. Ever. I dont totally hate it at all.

Keeping the same movement patterns is the way to go here. Will look at filtering some in/out or changing order after a few more works. No reason to fuck with this right moew as im getting stronger, leaner, and im still excited about each workout without also getting burnt out.

Monday, August 10, 2020

calisthenics | bw only | pull

Adding reps per exercise is becoming cake. Still not at the point at needing more difficult exercises, but we're close. So close.

Ring Pullups 15,7,8,9
Close grip pullups 16,8,9,5
Ring rows 20,8,10,10
Bar rows 31,11,8
Ring curls ??
Bar curls  ??
Rear delt raises ??

Friday, August 7, 2020

calithenics | bw only | push

Holy shit batman. My reps compared to earlier this week. Wtf happened. Gains of 7 to 10 reps per (top) set were not uncommon. This is great news, but im going to keep with the same movements for another ?insert unknown period of time? Until we are living in pure endurance land. At that point its gonna be time to add a more difficult bw variation into the mix.

Candidates
One arm pushup (reduced range of motion)
Handstand pushup 

Workout push
Ring dip 14,13,5,4
Bar dips 30,18,14,10,4
Pike 23,14,12,7
Elevated pushup 17,10
Pushup 16,14,2
Paralette skullcrusher 9,3
Ring tri ext 14,10
Rear delts 36,15,14,8

Thursday, August 6, 2020

conditioning | 10min | sled push

Lesson learned. Sled only pushes are way harder than sled + something. I can definitely make rounds longer with sled+something, but nothing can match the intensity of a balls out push.

I moved off of my driveway/lawn to a nearby sidewalk where I had a ton more room. Holy shit my dudes this was hard. This sled - XPO Trainer 2 - feels deceptively easy. The moment you turn up the heat it pushes back and back and back and back.

10min was enough.

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

calisthenics | BW only | pull

This bodyweight only shit feels WAY easier on the joints than weighted calisthenics. I'm not done with weighted stuff by any means, but this high volume stuff is a fun ass sidebar. I can train often, grow, and drop some lb's in the process.

Ring pullup 9,4,2
Close ring pullup 10,6,3
Feet elevated ring pullups 10,6,3
Ring inv rows 15,11,9,8,8,8
Bar inv rows 14,9,10,6,7,7
Ring curls 16,9,8
Ring rear delts 16,10,10,9,8,5

20-40s between sets of the same exercise
~1min rest between different exercises
~30min total
256 reps total

Couple of things...
Pullups after a long period of no pullups were really fuckin hard. Ive got plenty of growth before i add a harder variation here.

Feet elevated pullups (kinda like rack pullups?) Didn't feel awesome. Not terrible either, just kind of a waste compared to everything else. Possible removal next time.

I love moving to static bars (as opposed to rings) as an easier variation. The volume really jumps up due to the stability added. 

Rear delts were the same as last time with a small twist. Started with rear delt flyes, then switch to face pulls aa fatigue set in. This helped with muscle activation a TON and helped get some volume in.

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

conditioning | 15min | keg carry, sled push

Morning
Bonus 10min sled only in the morning
This was the maiden voyage for my xpo trainer sled. So far it's impressive as hell, although i will get better mileage if i use it on flat ground.

10min of nothing but the sled woke me up  and felt great on my hips/legs. Not entirely sure how my back likes this yet. It feels great now, so, monitor.

Afternoon
15min. Rounds of:
  • Keg carry chest height, length of my lawnx2
  • Keg carry at hip height, length of my lawnx2
  • Sled push, length of my drivewayx2 

Monday, August 3, 2020

calisthenics | bw only | press

High volume workout this morning.
30min

Ring dip 8,7,6,5
Bar dip 18, 19, 14, 14, 10, 9, 6, 7
Pike 14, 9, 8, 7, 6, 7, 2
Pushup 16, 8, 6, 2
Tricep ext 6, 3, 10, 2
Face pull 22, 16, 10, 7, 6, 5

20 to 40 seconds between sets
1 to 2min between sets


Saturday, August 1, 2020

calisthenics | rest pause | pike pushups

Pike pushups, rest pause
35x9,3,1
20x14,2,1
Bwx19,2,1

So many things. 2 rep increase over Thursday on my top set. Bumping the weight up to 40 next time.

I was about to increase the weight on the BW only, but i attached bfr bands to my arms instead (i have always waited until accessory work). Bubbee, this is what these things were meant for. Making a lighter weight feel heavy. Attempting to do accessory for triceps shoulders and biceps after was harrrdddddddd. When normally i can bang out 30 to 50 reps per exercise in 1min, i found i was getting closer to 10 or 20 with the same tension.

Fun fun experiment. Im very interested to see how it affects subsequent workouts. The ol Nuckols studies imply that they are essentially free volume without lifting heavy. If i can keep adding reps and weight for the mext few weeks id be super god damn happy.

Friday, July 31, 2020

Conditioning | 20min | Walking lunges, crab walk, kettlebell suitcase carry

The grab bag of conditioning. Throw 3 things together and do them as much as possible for 10-20min. 

I'm not sure what made my back feel uneasy last weekend, so I'm reintroducing things one at a time. It was either:
  • single leg RDL's (this is the most likely culprit, they felt off)
  • keg explosive presses (2nd choice)
  • kettlebell suitcase carry (felt fine)

If today goes well, I'll try incorporating a keg carry next week.

Conditioning: 20min | Rounds of
  • Walking lunge = across my lawn 1 way
  • Crab walk = halfway back across the lawn 1 way
  • Suitcase carry = 2 lengths of my lawn (1 way = 1 hand then switch)

I'm not going to be strict on rest periods. Just do as much work as possible. My right shoulder has been hurting a tiny bit lately, and I've found that exercises that pull my shoulder DOWN (i.e. suitcase carries) have been more helpful than band presses UP. Weird enough, the biggest fix to my left shoulder last year was the last time I attempted cleans. Fixed my shoulder (in an almost jarring snap) but made my back feel like shit. You're a dick body.

Result:
Left knee feeling a little wonky after all of the lunges, but otherwise this as great.

Thursday, July 30, 2020

calisthenics | rest pause | pike pushups

Pike pushups 
35x7,3,2
15x15,5,2 
Bwx16,5,3

Minor accessory (1 set per row, bands only)
Tricep extensions
Rear delt raise

Added another cinder block for height this session. Definitely feeling the intensity rachet up a bit.

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Conditioning | Light Day 12min

So, apparently either the keg stuff or single leg RDL's made my back unhappy. This is frustrating but managable. Couple of edits:

  • Conditioning can be animal walks and runs. 
  • Next week, my XPO sled gets in. Cannot fucking wait to try it out and incorporate this madness.

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Rest Pause | Pike pushups

I'm tired. I also kinda like the idea of hammering RP on a single exercise. I don't have to leave anything in the tank or worry about affecting the super set pairing. Misc accessory is also streamlined to match the movement.

Pike pushups: paralettes, feet elevated on blocks
30x9,4,2
10x12,5,2
BWx15,6,2
5min rest between sets
~30-45s between pauses

Misc Acc
Tricep pushdown banded
Rear delts


Sunday, July 26, 2020

Conditioning | 20min of hell

Pulled today's workout out of my butt and it ended up being something great. I don't know if I should be writing these down as repeatable or what. Just, choose 3-4 things and do them for 20min. Donezo.

Time: 20min
As many rounds as possible

  • Keg clean and press x5*
  • Single leg RDL, 45lbs KB, x5 each side
  • Suitcare carry, length of my lawnx2. Switch arms and repeat.

I got maybe 6 rounds in 20min. Not great.



*Press is as violent as possible. The keg is filled with a tiny amount of sand, but it's not heavy yet.

Saturday, July 25, 2020

back to basics

Pike pushup 
54lbsx3
24lbsx9,8,8,7

Ring row, bw only
100ish reps?

Minor accessory
Tri
Bi
Shoulders

Will need to see the difference between rest pause and this method.

Friday, July 24, 2020

Wisconsin Method | Ring rows | Day 3

Wisconsin
55lbs x 11
More weight than yesterday and pulled the same number of reps. Really grooving into the aggression factor.

Good news! I'm adding more weight tomorrow.
Indifferent news! I'm going to run out of weight soon. Good problem to have.

My weight vest tops out at about 74ish pounds. Once we get there, I can just strive for more reps until I start to backslide. Adding a band looks, weird. Can give that a shot if we must.

Non-Wisconsin
Band rear delt raises 1xamap
Single leg RDL: shit is magic
20min walking / bear walking / bear running aka the best conditioning until I get a sled

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Wisconsin Method | Ring rows | Day 2

Morning: Wisconsin Method
Ring rows BW+50lbs x11

Afternoon: Conditioning
Medicine ball slams x 5
Burpees x 5
Bear run my lawn

I got in 10min of conditioning before lightning became a problem.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Wisconsin Method | It's been a long time dude

Whenever I'm having internal conflict over what methods to use - Reps, sets, movements, whatever -  The best thing I can do is simplify my approach. This is expressed best in one of two methods:

  • One lift a day
  • Wisconsin Method

And fuck me I like the Wisconsin method. I definitely sacrifice some size gains, but it takes the guesswork out of lifting. What am I doing today? Morning - bodyweight rows. That's it dude. Anything else in the morning is minor assistance I'm doing to get blood into muscles. Anything else later in the afternoon is conditioning.

Workout
Ring rows 50lbs+BW x9
Minor Acc
  • Ring curls
  • One leg RDL (still love this shit)

Monday, July 20, 2020

Home made gym equipment | Medicine ball

Super easy way to build a cheap medicine ball.

Supplies needed:

  • Basketball (~$20)
  • Sand or pea gravel (50lbs for ~$5) 
  • 1 roll gorilla tape ($8)
  • Scissors 
Total cost ~$33 for a 30ish pound medicine ball.

How to:
Make an incision around the air valve of the basketball. Try to make the piece you cut out a single piece so it's easier to tape back later.

Create a funnel (I used a piece of cardboard) and slowly add your sand/pea gravel. It helps to use a small cup to transfer the sand/gravel instead of pouring direct from the bag.

After the ball is filled up, replace the piece you cut out to its original spot or as close as possible. Use the entire roll of gorilla tape around the ball. 

conditioning | afternoon workout | kegs, bear crawls, and dynamic pushups

10min total
Station 1: Empty keg push press x 10
Bear run to station 2
Station 2: Once overs dynamic pushups x 5
Run back to station 1

As always this is humbling. I love and hate it.

rest pause | ring dips and rows | fuck you i like this

Ring Dips
42x5,2,1
20x13,3,2
BWx12,3,2

Ring Rows
20x11
10x15,3,2
BWx13,2,2

Accessory (bands):
tri ext
rear delt raise
rows

Adding rows to replace pullups made a huge difference here. Dips felt solid even though I hit well under my rep goal. Found out the dip rings were crazy off centered. Fun beans yo. I kinda like this day as a strength/hypertrophy day with 2 full rest days in between (although both are used for conditioning).

I like the amount of volume I'm able to get in here. Not sure if Doggcrapp (which, while this is rest pause, it def isn't Doggcrapp) would render higher strength and size results at a higher frequency and a lower volume, but I like getting more volume at the lower intensities.

Friday, July 17, 2020

condition | morning workout

10min
Ring rows, bodyweight only 
- fail - 2 reps
- multiple heights per set
Depth explosive pushups x5
Run the length of my yard x6

wisconsin condition | phased approach

Wisconsin ish style
Ring Dips 60x1. More in the tank.
Ring rows 1x20
Rear delts bands

Condition
5x3 bss jumps
10min 
Medicine ball slams x5
Bear run 
Crab walk


Back not feeling bad after slams but not great either.

1 month. Back recovery yo. Bear runs**, on the other hand, feel great.

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

strength | dips | last time we go to failure

Going to failure is literally burning me the fuck out man.

I'm buying full into Ross' performance based training, and performance ain't based on going to failure.

Dips 35x9
Dips 15x16
Dips BWx13

Good sets regardless

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

conditioning | more burpees fuck it

More or less repeated the last conditioning workout. It was 10x easier, but I wish I mixed things up as suggested. Next time.

Round1 x 60s
2 x45s
3 x30s
4 x15s

Movements
Burpees (god help me)
Chinups
Bear walks
Pushups

Sunday, July 12, 2020

Rest pause | ring dips and chins | punch the clock

1 rep gain on both pullups and dips. Arms and shoulders are getting noticeably bigger. Nothing really to report otherwise.

Ring dips
35x7
15x6,2,1
BWx4

Ring pullups
25x7,2,1
10x6,2,1
BWx5

Accessory: Added BFR. All movements below used bands with cascading sets.
Tricep extensions
Rear delt
Shrugs
Curls

Saturday, July 11, 2020

conditioning | rosstraining | mah work capacity

Been reading ross trainings book "never gymless" a ton recently. That dude is:
1. motivating as fuck. Hes in his 40s and has maintained a stellar work capacity
2. On an ethos plane of existence that i can get behind.

Im still getting bigger and stronger doing what i do, but the worst part about age is feeling lethargic. Thats not because you cant have energy past age (fill in the war story blank). Its because god mode slowly gets turned off and you have to work harder for what you want.

In never going to abandon size and strength, but Ross' ethos is rooted in conditioning and power. I need that in my life right now.

This workout told me my work capacity absolutely sucks. Just fucking abysmal. This is a great thing. It means im going to level up quickly because theres a ton of room to improve.

4 rounds
Burpees
Ring Pullups
Bulgarian split squats 
Pushups 

Round 1 60s per exercise
2 45s
3 30s
4 15s

The only thing i would change here is switching out burpees with bear/crab walks. My back just isnt up to jumps yet.

This workout has an optional footnote of isometrics later in the day. To be continued.

Edit: Isometric workout
[
One arm chinup holds 3x6 seconds (3 joint angles)
One arm dip holds 3x6 seconds (3 joint angles)
]
x6

Thursday, July 9, 2020

Today I ran like a fucking bear

All fours. Sprinting as fast as I could in small intervals. Did this for about 12min. Neighbors think I'm psycho fuck-em.

I'll tell ya what man:

  • This is rough conditioning. Conditioning is best when you're doing things you're bad at. And bubbee, I'm bad at running on all fours.
  • I feel an odd amount of stability in my abs, back, and knees I haven't felt in months. Weird. good weird.

This is actually the second time I ran like a bear this week. I'm a fan. I'll eventually get filmed by the college kids across the street. Yolo.

Actual workout:

  • Bulgarian split squat jumps. 5x3 per leg.
  • 12min bear runs

Edit 7/10: Surprising outcome. Running like a bear is really laborious on the traps. My traps felt sore earlier this week as well but I discounted it. Today, my traps, legs, and glutes are all lit up (no doubt also in part to jumping BSS). 

Straight sets | Dips and chins | Bodyweight only

Was having a tough day yesterday. I decided to get some tonic work in instead of burning down my house.

Ring Dips BW
14,11,8,5,4

Ring Chins BW
12,,10,8,7,4

~3min rest between super sets

Accessory: Add BFR bands cause why not, all band work
Tricep extensions
Lateral raise
Shrug
Curls

Monday, July 6, 2020

Rest pause | dips and pullups | punch the clock

Nothing crazy to report here. All lifts are progressing slowly but are progressing.

I dialed back assistance a bit because it's been taking way too long wen I have a billion movements.

Ring dips
35x6,2,1
10x11,3,2
BWx12,3,2


Ring pullups
25x6,2,1
10x9,3,2
BWx11,2,2

Assistance (bands, multi set)
Press 45 deg
Low row
Tricep extension
Hammer curl (only to try out BFR bands)

Gettin the itch to play up Wisconsin again. Shit is addicting as hell and great for strength. The one thing I really love about my current setup is I can plan when to break a fast.

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Rest Pause | Ring dips and pullups | -10% workout

First set of dips went well. Literally everything else did not. -10% workout across the board.

Workout
Ring dips
30x10
10x5
BWx10

Ring pullups
25x4
10x8
BWx10

Acc: Bands
Pulldown
Tricep overhead extension
One arm row
Curls
L raise
Shrug

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Rest Pause | Ring dips and pullups | Band Accessory

Good workout all things considered. Taking 2 entire days off between sessions (i.e.: lift OFF OFF lift) has been difficult to do but a good call. I feel rested, can actively see strength progress, and look bigger. All good shit.

Ring Dips | Rest Pause
30 x7,3,1
10 x12,4,3
BW x11,3,3

Ring Pullups | Rest Pause
20 x8
10 x11,3,2
BW x11,5,2

Band Accessory
Standing rows
Tricep pushupdowns
Hammer curls
Shrugs
Standing rows
Lateral raises

Notes on accessory:
I like the idea of starting and ending with rows and lateral raises. They take very little effort wise and work on body parts I need bigger.

Cut out of accessory

  • Bent over rows because they were a shittier version of standing rows. 
  • Band bench presses. Haven't found a good way to do these incrementally. May try standing one arm press forward next time. EDIT: Just tried this and fuck ya I'm doing this.

Edit2: add band pulldowns dude. 

Monday, June 29, 2020

sled drag | 200 lbs | 13ish min?

200 lbs is a guess. 
100lbs from kettlebells
Anywhere from 100 to 125lbs of sand

Heavier drags felt really good. Less conditioning and more pure strength. 

rp | Ring Pullups and Dips | Rest Pause

Volume and weights are slowly creeping up! Good news all around.

Getting downvoted on my small ass youtube channel. Yessssssssss. FEEEEEEED.

Workout
Note: Pullups and dips were super setted. Not sure how I feel about this.
Ring Dips
25 x 9
10 x 11,3,2
BW x 13,3,3

Ring Pullups
20 x 6,2,1
10 x 9,4,2
BW x 11,5,3

Accessory: 1 set per movement, massive dropset with bands
Tri pushdown
Rows
Lateral raise (small band only)
Curls
Shrugs

Saturday, June 27, 2020

garage gym equipment: current and future

Current
2 pairs oly rings
2 sandbags (60lbs, 100lbs)
3 kettlebells (16, 40, 62 lbs)
2 weight vests (24, 50lbs)
1 keg
Paralettes
Bands and chains
Ghetto sled

Although the oly rings are the stars of the show, all of my equipment is getting used (minus the keg).

Future
Xpo trainer sled
Tire and sledgehammer
Climbing rope

I keep on asking myself how i can train my lower body in this condition. The answer always comes back to sleds. Possibly some light sandbags and z squats, but mostly sleds. I really wish i could try the xpo before i sign in blood, but all signs point to this being a great piece of equipment that doesnt need weights.

Friday, June 26, 2020

condition | sled light 10min

Fuck my back man. Sled work is amazing and i love it to death. The scariest part of this workout was lifting the sandbag to place it on the sled. After that, its all recovery baby.

Sled work is OP. I do wish i could do heavy loaded carries like i did Sunday, but the current risk is not worth it.

1 week of sled work last week let me do things i didnt know i could do with sandbags. What could 1 month do? 2? Partner this with rwst pause upper body work every 3 days. Baby you got a stew.

Hurt

I don't know if my sandbag medly this weekend or the massive amount of band deads fucked me up, but I feel like asshole. I hate this. I don't mind the constant prehab or restorative exercises, but if they can't prevent days or weeks like this then what is it all for?

Felt discomfort last night. Heat emanating down from my back to my legs and feet. Keeping lifting purely to upper body work. May explore pulling the sled tomorrow depending on how I feel.

I will beat this. I will not be a war story asshat in his 40s.

2x daily big 3 is still the dosage I need.

Thursday, June 25, 2020

rp | dips and chins

Didnt make my reps this time. Feeling not so hot overall. Not sure what is wrong, but my diet is the first thing thats got to improve.

Ring Dips (rest pause sets)
25x 6,3,2
10x 11,3,2
Bw 9,3,2

Chins (rest pause sets)
20x 6,3,3
10x 9,2,2
Bw 13,6,3

Bands, 1 set to way past failure on each exercise. Massive drop-set using band tension.
Tri push
Row
L raise
Curl
Bench 
Shrug
Stiff leg deadlift

NOTES:
Next time without pre-workout supplements. Supplement fast time dude.
Rest pause worked great in this instance. If I'm not going to make my goal reps, I want to push myself to a point where next time I will.
2x week Dips is fun but difficult. I honestly just don't have anything I would rather do right now. Ring pushups and HSPU aren't in the cards but should be in the future. Eventually I'm going to stall out and need alterations on each exercise. 

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

rp | dips and rows | punch the clock

Woke up at 430 so not at my best, but things didnt go badly at all. Top sets were both solid. Backoff sets were fine but i didnt get enough volume. Keeping lower weights where they are at.

Ring dip
20x9
10x8
Bwx9

Ring row, feet elevated above head
20x10
10x9
BWx10

Minor assistance:
Tricep pushdowns
Rows
Lateral Raises
Curls
'Bench Press'

NOTE: All minor done to failure repeatedly with resistance bands. Something akin to:
- rep until reach failure
- move hand on the band/s in order to decrease tension (kind of like an extended drop set)

BIG fan of this minor assistance. Little to no injury risk. Big fucking pump. 

Monday, June 22, 2020

day after dinosaur training | I've never been this sore

Some of this soreness is negative-ish (near my lower back, feeling some instability near my discs) but everything else is both amazing and awful. Apparently my stabilizers suck because I'm walking like a drunk. My biceps in particular feel broken and torn. I hadn't been able to properly squat since last September, but somehow sandbag zercher squats felt fine just fine.

Given how long this workout took - about 1.5hrs - this may be a 1x a week thing. I'd like one of my conditioning days during the week to include one portion of what I did yesterday. Something like 10min of front carries or bear hugs.


Sunday, June 21, 2020

dinosaur training | sandbag medley | best shit ever

This is the best training session ive had in 2 years. Literally since i herniated discs in aug 2018. 

Warmup
Stuart mcgill big 3 , reps 4,3,2

Workout 
Note: light sandbag was around 75lbs. Heavy around 100lbs.

Light press 7,7,8,7,9
Heavy bear hug x5
Light curl 9,5,3,3,2
Heavy front carry x5
Light zercher squat 10,13,15,12
Light shoulder carry (1xeach shoulder)

Took about 1.5hrs

Friday, June 19, 2020

sled work 10min | bear hug 1xamap | hang

Backwards sled pull ~ 100lbs non-stop for 10min
Bear hug also started with an overhead hold
Hang felt...off?

Thursday, June 18, 2020

rp | pullups and deads

Ring pullups
BW+10 x 9
BW x 12
BW x 9

Sandbag deads
2 bags x 9
1 bag x 40

Obviously, bag#1 was fuckin heavy. My grip gave out way before my hips did.

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

sled work 10min | bear hug 1xamap | hang

sled work 10min | bear hug 1xamap | hang

Nothing special here. Walked forwards instead of backwards with the sled for some variety.

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

rp | ring dips ring rows

Main
Ring Dip 
bw+10 x 9
Bw x 11
Bw x 6

Super set

Ring row
Bw+10 x 10
Bw x 13
Bw x 10

Acc
Sandbag curl x ?, 12
Kb french press x ?, 14

Hang
1x forever 42lbs

Warmed up with modified cuban presses
Everything feels good if not weak
4min rest between main superset 

Monday, June 15, 2020

sled work. been a long time baby

I really really missed these. Low impact on my back, and i feel my entire posterior chain light the fuck up. After feeling my back get a little squirrelly post swings in the last 2 weeks, it's time to actually make a change.

Today:
14min sled drag, 150lbs
Sandbag bear hug 1x as far as possible

New schedule
3x a week, reverse pyramid
1-3x a week, walks or sled training
Saturday: off or sandbag work

Thursday, June 11, 2020

week 4 | carry and swings

Taking it easy on the back today (no weight vest). Found out swings feel even better if your butt fights the weight on the swing down.

10min carry 42lb kb
3 rounds 40/20 swings 

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

week 4 | commentary on chinups

Taking it easy on actual workouts. It's possible my back needs actual time to heal, so I'm sticking with 100% upper body work and daily walks for the next 1-2 weeks.

It feels great to be back on daily chinup work. I've noticed that greasing the groove works wayyyyy fucking better when the two moves used are completely divorced from each other.

WAS doing:
Chins (weighted)
Dips

STARTED doing:
Chins (BW only)
Ab wheel

Saturday, June 6, 2020

rp | week 3 | pushups and belt squats

Actual lifting session! Working with what i have around at the moment.

Elevated pushups reverse pyramid
- used paralettes with fat gripz
- legs elevated on the second run of a ladder
Bw+50lbsx5
Bw+30lbsx9
Bw+10lbsx9,5,3 rest pause 

Belt squat
1x30 100lbs of kettlebells
Rested between reps when needed

Thursday, June 4, 2020

condition | week 3 | carries and swings

Another great fuckin workout. Not sleeping great so took this one super easy. Shoulders, back, and knees all feel pretty good right meow.

10min
42lb KB suitcase carry
20lb weght vest

3min
Soft style KB swings 40s on / 20s off

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Dinosaur Training: Sandbag workout

From Brooks Kubrick's book 'Dinosaur Training' chapter on barrels and sandbags. This workout is meant to be done methodically (i.e. don't rush through sets, this is not a conditioning workout) with a goal of training stabilizing muscles.

5x1 Clean and press | 100-150lb sandbag
5x1 Bear hug and carry | 100-150lb sandbag | Each set until you fail
5xamap Curl | 100lb sandbag | Singles are fine
5x1 Front carry or farmers walk | 100-150lb sandbag | Each set until you fail
1x50 Deadlift | 150lb sandbag | As many sets as needed to hit 50 reps
1x1 Shoulder carry | 150lb sandbag | Each set until you fail | 1 set per shoulder (2 sets total)

condition | week 3 | throws and swings

sandbag throw 10min
3 rounds kb swings 40s on / 20s off

Loving this shit.

Had to take my rings down temporarily so the grease the groove work is on hold (Pure conditioning for the time being). My right shoulder has been giving me problems, so I want to focus purely on GTG chinups once I'm back. Specficially, BW only reps.

Monday, June 1, 2020

condition | week 3 | carries and swings

Rolling a die to determine what conditioning move and what vest weight will be used.

Today: 
10min carries
42lb kb
40 lb vest

3 rounds 40/20
Soft style kb swing 42lb

I feel way safer with the soft style kb swing. Its a nice end to a workout instead of being the workout.

Friday, May 29, 2020

6 weeks | week 2

Cannot tell you how many fucking times i wanted to switch methods. Again. What stopped me wasnt something noble. What stopped me was wondering when the fuck id be able to do it. 

Im quite fond of the endless mini workouts with a few conditioning days mixed in. 

Today went great! 
Ring Pullup +10lbs x 11, same reps as last week + 10lbs
Ring dips x11, 5 more than last week
Goblet squat 1x30 42lbs
Accessory , 3 sets of amap
Sandbag curl
Sandbag press
Band shrugs 

Saturday, May 23, 2020

week 1 test | 2020-75 | ring stuff, condition

Took the day off yesterday to let some of the fatigue bleed off and glad i did.

Workout
Ring pullups 1x11,bw
Ring dips 1x7, bw
Kb weighted carry 20min
- suitcase
- rack
- waiters
Band shrugs
Ring curls

Both sets were super strict with pauses at the end of every rep. Im still not used to the range of motion on these so I'm not ready to add weight. The pullups, however, ill add weight for next week. 

I think it's better to keep with just dips and pullups until my progress slides a bit (instead of rotating in rows, pullup variations, or pike pushups). Went a bit ham on accessory cause why not.

Reminded myself how much i fuckin love one handed loaded carries. It's amazing conditioning and a great restorative for shoulders and back.

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

6 weeks | Week 1

Fun fact. I've felt ragged since incorporating one lift a day. Whether that's because I'm not eating/sleeping enough or my training is driving me into the ground, I don't fuckin know. I'm tired of switching around.

6 weeks. Remember. RE_MEM_BER.
Daily:
- Ring pullups, ring dips, ring rows, and pike presses
- all grease the groove, do not even flirt with failure

1-3x a week:
Quick and the dead or sandbag throws or loaded carries
Followed by band good mornings

Edit: this shit is harder than it should be. Every day i dream about what i wish i was doing and its bullshit. Stay the path. 6 weeks.

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Friday, May 15, 2020

maintenance | 2020-73 | volume target 52 pullups, also dips

Woke up annoyed. Want to sleep. Did my stuff.

52 pullups in 20ish min
only about 20 dips but concentrated on better form

Thursday, May 14, 2020

maintenance | 2020-72 | volume target 51 dips and pullups

Rings all around. Felt slightly harder than yesterday, but i match or exceeded reps per set every time in comparison.

Total volume
Ring pullups 58
Ring dips 53
Volume target: 51
Total time: 13min

Mentioned this yesterday too, but this feels really, really great. Wouldnt mind a 2 a day once my schedule nornalizes.
- day time pullups and dips
- afternoon explosive stuff (throws, jumps)

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

maintenance | 2020-71 | ring dips and pullups

Time is tight this week due to an insane 1 week implementation. Not sure if lifting heavier is burning into my recovery but it sure as shit isn't helping.

This morning I reverted to an old Chad Waterbury standby.
https://www.t-nation.com/training/13064-pull-ups-in-5-months

Aggressive high frequency bodyweight only movements on rings.

Today
59 ring pullups
51 ring dips

Broken into about 6 sets with 3min rest

I can't deny how good I feel right now. Not sure if that is positive feedback shining a light as if to say YES YES YES MAN this is the thing or if a lower intensity day was needed.

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-70 | strength and hypertrophy | ring rows

Absolutely didn't feel like doing pullups today. Did ring rows as singles clusters and that felt fine just fine.

Ring rows + 30lbs
10x1, 20s rest between clusters
3min rest
10x1, ditto
3min rest
5x1, ditto
3min rest
5x1
3min rest

Ring rows bw only
1x18

Monday, May 11, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-69 | strength and hypertrophy | handstand pushups

Time is short today and I've been feeling pretty worn out.

Switched from rest pause to its cousin clusters.

Handstand pushup x BW, dead stop each rep
15 single reps
10-30 seconds rest between reps

I would have added in some pretty significant rest if the reps slowed down, but everything looked solid.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-68 | strength and hypertrophy | ring pullups

Ring pullups
Set1: 30lbs 6,3,2
Set2: 10lbs 9,5,3,2,1
Set3: bw 11,7,4

Total volume: 53

Accessory 
Single arm ring curls 1xamap per arm (alternate arms)
Single arm ring rear delt (ditto)

Saturday, May 9, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-67 | sandbag throws

Sandbag didn't explode this time!

Spent 20min throwing the sandbag over my head. This worked way better than saying I'm going to do X reps per minute. More so went like:

  • throw the bag overhead
  • wait a little
  • do it again
Works great. Was fuckin hard. Looking forward to do it with more weight in the future.

Friday, May 8, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-66 | strength and hypertrophy | ring dips

Been a week since i started doing legit one lift a day. Definitely seeing a little less definition in my arms due to the decreased direct arm work, but most of what i saw were just aesthetic pumps. Strength is up across the board on all movements, so no complaints.

Interested in how sandbags are going to change the dynamic (assuming this one doesnt rip).

Warmup
Shoulder mobility

Workout: ring dips
Set1: +30lbs 10,5,3
Set2: +10lbs 9,4,2
Set3: bw 11,6,2

Total volume: 50 reps
Total time: 15min

Thursday, May 7, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-65 | power | KB Swings

100 swings 45lb kettlebell
Feels OK on my lower back

I'm feeling a little tired overall.

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-64 | strength and hypertrophy | close grip pullup

EARLY START BROTHER

Tomorrow we will retry sandbag tosses with a new sandbag (i.e. some shit bag I bought and never used). Today I rehashed pulls again and you know what. I say fuck bodyweight rows. Fuck-em. They feel...ok? I like vertical pulls 100% better so vertical I will pull.

Warmup
Shoulder mobility

Workout: Close grip pullup
Set1: BW+30 x5,3,2 (video)
Set2: BW+10 x7,5,4
Set3: BW x11,8,4

Total volume: 49
Total time: 15min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZRHK2QpK30&t=17s

Really impressed with the last set. This variation felt great overall, but it helped a ton to switch over/under grips every set.

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-63 | strength and hypertrophy | vertical presses

Man oh man did I want today to be a sandbag toss power day. And it was too, until the fire nation attacked (i.e. the sandbag exploded after rep 4). Called an audible and did presses instead.

Warmup
Big 3 back prehab
1x30 per side weighted step up

Train
HSPU Set1: 7,1,1
Pike PU Set2: 7,5,5
Pike PU Set3: 6,5,3

Total volume: 40 reps
Total time: ~15min?

Monday, May 4, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-62 | strength and hypertrophy | tuck lever rows

Interesting attempt at exercise. I have 0% of the motor pattern down for these, so these reps have less to do with a lack of strength and more so a lack of skill. I need to be able to do a row without a barbell, so my options are basically:

  • Ring rows
  • KB rows
  • Dis shit I'm doing now

I can give a billion reasons why I'm ignoring the first 2, but it comes down to they're not interesting right now. 

Rest pause sets
Set1: Bw+10lbs, 3,3,3
Set2: bw, 6,5,5
Set3: bw, 5,4,3
Total volume: 37 reps
Total time: 15min

Set1 filmed. Sideways for reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFtrUBEVTo&t=28s

Sunday, May 3, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-61 | power | kb swings

Couple of adjustments here that all proved beneficial.

Changes: 
- warmup included back prehab big 3
- swing stance is feet straight ahead instead of slightly pointed out
- each set starts 5s earlier by lightly picking the bell up and starting the swing 
- add some fuckin aggression. Make so.e noise

Warmup
Big 3 back prehab

Workout
Kb swing 45lbs, 100 reps in 15min
5 reps / set, 1 set every 30 seconds
Rest 1.5min after every 4th set (every 20 reps)

Cooldown
Unfucked my sandbags by releasing about 50lbs into a duffle. Practiced a few things for future workouts.
- carries on shoulder 
- throws forward
- throws behind (like a keg toss)

All bore fruit. 

Saturday, May 2, 2020

one lift a day | 2020-60 | dips, actually one lift dingus

Doing more than one lift is not one lift 
DOING MORE THAN ONE LIFT IS NOT ONE LIFT 

the point of olad is to lift heavy, lift often, and remove junk volume. This is not what ive beem doing. Remember this.

Warmup
Shoulder mobility

Workout, ring dips, rest pause
Bw+30 x 7, 4, 2
Bw+10 x9, 5, 3
Bw x10, 6, 4
Total reps: 44
15min

Friday, May 1, 2020

Changes

Filming myself lifting these past few days was a great idea. Couple of notes:

1. I'm still too fucking fat.
Teetering constantly around the idea of fasting. Even enjoying fasting. But I keep edging back to 'well I just lifted so I should probably eat.' Bro. What gains are you trying to hold onto?

Later down the line once I can safety say I'm actually actually lean, it may make sense to ease back on the fasting gas. But for right now, it's time to use what I know works.

20 / 4 fasting window.

No idea why, but 16/8 is dogshit for me. The later I push my window in the day, the better and better I feel and look. Seeing as most of my training now is bodyweight based, strength losses will be mitigated by corresponding fat loss.

2. I'm doing too much shit.
I stated in a previous post that adding a few assistance movements to the 'one lift a day' isn't breaking the bank. I still believe that. But super setting every main lift with an arm movement is a waste of precious time.

There's nothing wrong with a little arm work at the end of training. Will need to see how lowering arm volume overall impacts my ability to level up with pullups and dips.



one lift a day | 2020-59 | ring pullups

Ring pullups BW+30lbs x 4
Ring pullups BWx25min

Top Set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqoWLcYSxNg

Nothing to report here. Very average workout.